Red vs. Blue: Church's Nephew
Chapter 8: SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!
I don't own Red vs. Blue…*sigh*
"Okay. Caboose, I changed the covers…again! Please, don't wet yourself! Please!" Church begged
"Okay!" Caboose said
Church got on the bed, stuffing his face in the pillow.
"Church…I'm thirsty."Church screamed in his pillow.
Sergeant Church hit the wall…"Shut up! Some of us are trying to make nuclear bombs! Um…you didn't hear that!"
TUCKER'S ROOM
Tex and Tucker tried to fit in the bed… not easy for a twin sized bed.
"No… you, put your leg their and I'll put my arm here."
THE NEXT DAY
Tucker and Tex were sore, Caboose was and Church were pissed, Wash was normal…and Sergeant Church was Hell-Bent on killing, as always.
"So…where are the Reds?" Asked Tex
"After the armor of Master Chef."
"Oh…wait, what?"
All of a sudden Sergeant Church's whip hit the table.
"Alright, because I'm pissed. You're all doing 200 laps…"Tucker groaned.
"Shut up!"WHAM! A brick slammed against Tucker's head.
"Now hurry up!"
A FEW HOURS LATER
Tex and Wash finished first on a tie, then Church, then Caboose, then…..then…then….Tucker.
All of a sudden a gunshot was heard as a bullet went in front of Wash's face.
"Oops…the safety isn't on. Hey! How about you go behind that rock!"
Wash threw a rock as an explosion blew up.
"Hm, someone must have put a mine behind there. I wonder who did that…hey! Tex, why don't you come inside the base!"
Tex creped toward the entrance. "What's wrong? It's not like a mine is in there!"
Tex stared at him,
"GET INSIDE AND GET IN THE KITCHEN! Bake me a pie or something!"
"You're dead." Said Church
Tex pointed a gun to is head…"He's right…"
"Now, now. You kill me, your dead…BECAUSE I'LL HAUNT YOU!"
Sergeant Church skipped back and forth, making ghost sounds.
12:41 Am
TUCKER'S ROOM
Both Tex and Tucker, still squished, managed to sleep.
A shadowy figure sneaked in the room. He grabbed a knife…and all of a sudden…
"Sergeant?" Asked Tex
"Um, hey! How are you?"
"What are you doing?"
"Um…wondering if you would like a slice of pie?"
"No…"
Sure?""
Yeah…"
"Well…nighty night!"
"Please don't wake me up…again."
"Okey dokey!"
8:21
After Tex explained what happened…
"You should have taken the pie…"
"That's not the point."
"He's trying to kill you" Caboose said
"What? Why?"
"Well he was talking to his computer friend. And he works for Project Freelancer and wants to kill you."
"How do you know?"
"I heard him…"
"You're kidding right?"
All of a sudden a dart struck the wall next to Tex.
Tex looking at the tofu, gave it to the dog.
"When did we get a dog?"
"Don't know."
The dog took a bite of the food, as he wined and ran in circles and died.
"Hmm…the food was poisoned…I wonder who did that.""Yeah…I wonder."
The Sergeant walked to his office.
He sat down opening his laptop.
His computer friend Michael came up.
"May you please put in the password."
"Nuclear, N-U-C-L-E-A-R"
"Possessing…hello Joseph! How are you today!""
Great! How are you Michael?" "Great sir!"
"I need them dead! Any suggestions?"
"Possessing…possessing…well, there is the air ducts."
"Maybe…wait? Air ducts?"
"Yes, Washington has his door locked at night."
"I know what I'll do!"
TO BE CONTINUED