*A.N. I'm so sorry I didn't update sooner, I've been seriously busy!!!! xXZoeyXx*
Marked the Musical!!!
Narrator
Well, we're back with your weekly dose of tragic-I mean talented- fledgling performances. Today's show will be slightly more…umm…different. We have a new actor!!! She's called Marnie. Right, the audience is seated. Good luck Marnie!!!
Marnie
Thanks…
Narrator
She's a charmer…
(The lights go down and the curtains open to reveal Marnie, working in a seaside ice cream parlor)
(Music 'Shark in the Water' By VV Brown)
Marnie
Ooooo-ooooooaaaaaaahh!
Sometimes I feel
The ice cream is too cold
I stick fingers in
To test it for mould
Boy, I know it's bad
The buyers get angry
Complaints to the boss
Are not temporary
But when I get down
I open my mouth
And words come out
The words come out and shout
I think there's a fish in this ice cream
It smells of panties and poo poo
And of my grandpa's shoe…..
Tracker
Marnie……
I mark you!!
I forgot the words!!
Let's just say…
Alcazar!!!
(The set rolls off to show Zoey and Erik making out in her room)
(Music 'Paparazzi' By Lady Gaga (JUST CHORUS))
Erik
Smooch smooch
I really love smoochies
Smooch smooch
They make so horny
Smooch smooch
I'll let you
Give me
Smacaroonies
Smooch smooch
Zoey
Slurp slurp
I love sucking your lip
Suck suck
More than mocha chocolate---
(The Tracker and Marnie appear in the room)
Tracker
Oh-ah- are you-um- busy…because…well……we could go……
(Marnie is still holding an ice cream, but the ice slips out of the cone)
Marnie
No-way!!! This is better than the soaps!!!
Zoey and Erik
And you are…
Marnie
Oh, I'm Marnie!!! The new girl.
Erik
Oh, well, hey sexy!!
(Zoey slaps him)
Zoey
WE. ARE. TOTALLY. TOTALLY. OVER.
Erik
Zoey…NO!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
(Set rolls off to show the choir)
(Music 'Bulletproof' By La Roux (JUST CHORUS))
Choir
This time all the actor's
Have screwed their
Careers
They all look so tacky
With moons on their
Heads
Zoey, Erik, Marnie and Tracker
The choir as we said are so
Stupid and
Annoying
People think that we're so cool
People adore
Us!
(The curtain closes and the actors go to their dressing rooms)
Narrator
Well, another spiffing show!!! Marnie is with us for a special interview! Hello dear, how's it being new?
Marnie
Well, I dunno. New. Freaky. I really need to go, I'm afraid, I have an interview with a better Narrator.
Narrator
She's gone. Great. Well, see you next time!!