Greetings followers of An Unexpected and Awkward Adventure. Sorry that I keep doing these Authors Notes, but I just have a few things to explain. One: all of you have probably noticed that a few things have changed such as the title the cover image and the description. For starters I always hated the description, way too wordy, and the title seemed kinda bla. The cover image I realized didn't really seem to bring across the feel of the story. Bilba has had a real s###y life and the cover image made her look happy. Couldn't have that.
Two: It has come to my attention that there are a few stops that make no sense. Please understand that almost always its 3:30 in the morning when I write these so my mind isn't really getting everything its thinking. But that's really no excuse. I'll probably go back and do some touch ups through out the process of the story, so don't be surprised in after now the story seems oddly different then expected. A lot was left out of chapter one, mainly the why and how of Dannys death, that really I should have added. My apologies for that. Another thing is farther in the story, you'll see that compared to what everyone though or even what Gandalf thought, things were worse then they imagined. That's why I added the reasons for it being rated M. I want to warn you all now that in the future, there will be flash backs that will be graphic. I'll have a warning up each time at the beginning so those of you who are following can simply skip the chapter or brave though it. I applaud those of you who do brave through it, for most of the time I cant. Many of my characters go through the same things that I have, and its that way to sort of get them out of my mind. I'm sorry and if any of you need someone to vent to if these things do come up when reading, please message me whenever and I'll be there to hear you out. I know its a hard thing to talk about, but trust me, you'll feel a bit better afterwards.
Three: Things might not make too much sense so allow me to clear them up.
!: Hobbits live as long as dwarves
2: There is an equal amount of dwarven women as there are men.
3: Having children isn't a problem for dwarves
4: Hobbit women have no hair on their feet and they are not larger than normal feet (still dont wear shoes though)
5: Gandalf has been alive for a really long time though an age is never mentioned, was old when Old took was young.
6:Bilba goes along not only because she wants her c##p back but also because she misses going on adventures.
7: Bilba's ex husband is still alive, just the dwarves think he's dead.
8: For some reason, the chapter about them at the prancing pony never went through, so spoiler, a few of the hobbits told Thorin that they weren't the first dwarves there. And they described him to Thorin. DUN DUN DUN!
Okay so I think that's it for now! Thanks everyone for reading not only this but the whole story. I love you guys and keep reviewing!
~FallenDarkness666