Hey readers, what's up? Just warning you in advance, there may or may not be some brutal slaying of vampires in this chapter. Just sayin'. Also, I want to thank you guys for the many reviews I got last chapter, and I would also like to say that the fifteen or so people who put me on an alert list without reviewing need to suck something meaty, gag on it, and then die. Filthy, filthy people….Also, I will be taking liberties with the Harry Potter timeline. Yes people, I know that Twilight wasn't around while Harry knew his Aunt. Just ignore it and move on.
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Harry, almost immediately after being born, was struck by an incredibly ominous feeling about what his life would be like. He prayed that it wouldn't be too bad.
A year later, he was proven right as he was taken to a routine checkup with the "famous Doctor Cullen."
He felt the hatred of a lifetime with a Twilight obsessed Aunt Petunia, a Twilight-obsessed mom and being forced to watch a Twilight movie once as a way for him to get angry before an arena match as he saw, through red-tinted light, a beautiful man in a doctor's coat approach him.
His hatred was so strong that as he watched, the vampire's frock burst into flames.
Suddenly feeling content, baby Harry happily watched, gurgling, as the pretty, pretty man went up in pretty, pretty flames. Unfortunately for Harry, the man quickly and efficiently retrieved a fire extinguisher and put out the blue-tinged fire, but the mere sight of him burning had appeased Harry for the time.
Some day, Harry vowed, he would eradicate what passes as vampires in this horrible, horrible world.
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Some fourteen years later, Harry was informed by his anxious mother that his father had received a promotion at his job that required a move to Forks, Washington on the threat of being fired. Unfortunately, that meant that they would move to vampire-city.
Fortunately, Harry wouldn't have to go there himself when he began his quest for the destruction of all creatures that sparkled in the sunlight.
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On his first day of school in his new home, Harry was introduced to a smiling Bella the vampire-bitch. Smiling back, Harry happily imagined her with a stake through her face as he pleasantly exchanged greetings with her.
With that, Harry decided to start serial-killing that night, if at all possible.
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Harry felt very fortunate that apparating didn't require a wand, as otherwise, he would have been forced to find a scoped, suppressed rifle somewhere other than Los Angeles. Wandlessly performing a silencing charm, Harry smiled as he began cleaning this world's first ever truly silent sniper rifle.
When he was finished, he loaded in a bullet and started walking towards the Indian reservation that he knew the werewolves of Forks lived in.
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Finally finishing his killing spree with a bullet through a female werewolf's head, Harry walked over to the one that the thought was probably Jacob's corpse and ripped off a hank of his hair. Hopefully, when mixed with Harry's own wizarding blood, it would make as a proper focus for the wand with which he intended to kill the Cullens with.
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Harry stood outside of the large, beautiful house with a smile on his face as he tried to recall the incantation for Fiendfyre. With a snap of his fingers, Harry's smile widened as he remembered and pointed his makeshift wand at the house. "Maledicti ignem!" Harry roared, hoping against all hope that his wand would work.
And work it did, as a chimera of fire leaped from his wand and into the house. As he lost control of the fire, Harry apparated a short distance away and watched, transfixed, as horrible screams followed by burning vampires came bursting from the house.
It was a beautiful sight, Harry mused, and hopefully it would be repeated many, many times in the course of the next several years.
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Sixty-three years later and several thousand dead mythical creatures later, Harry was able to die smiling, of old age, in a small, nameless room in Beijing, the last vampire in the world finally dead.
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And theres a chapter, folks. Please, drop me a review and believe me, I won't repeat this Twilight bashing ever again. Other similarly terrible things, maybe, but not Twilight. BTW- quick trivia- guns can never be truly silenced in the real world, only suppressed slightly. CYA and remember to review!