Disclaimer: Yes, I have become irritated with having to defend myself by
saying that I do not own Kingdom Hearts or Square Soft or blah blah blah
blah blah. So, because it's a special occasion, I'm gonna tell y'all to
look at the previous chapters for your damn disclaimer. So sue me. Just
you try. *glares at lawyers*
A/N: Okay, I am so so so so so so so so so so so so so soooooooooooo sorry that I did not update sooner!!! I've had a ton of work to do and things have just been all over the place! I've had it written just no time to update. Forgive me? Please? *sticks bottom lip out and begs* PLEAAAAAAAAASE? *the readers nod, they understand* Okay, well since you can handle that I have a little more bad news - *readers look concerned* - this is the last chapter. *readers go into a rage and burn down the village* No! Not BASKIN ROBINS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *author rips her hair out* *sigh* Well, I'm sorry, but I've run out of ideas, so this is the final chapter. Hopefully you like it, it's more random than my past chapters, and you might get a kick out of it. Okay, read and review please! It's always appreciated! ^_^
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"How are you doing?"
"Much better," Leon said, stretching his arms out. He then lifted the side of his shirt to show Sam the almost healed bruise.
"I guess it worked then, huh?"
"Yeah, I feel as good as new," he twisted side to side and bent back to demonstrate his newfound flexibility.
"So you can come exploring with us today?" Sora emerged from his tent and stood next to Sam.
"Sure," he shrugged and looked to Sora for what he wanted to do.
"Well," he answered, "I say we just pack up and head in there. Any objections?" No one said anything so Sora led them back to the tents and they started to pack their backpacks.
They were soon ready to go, and oddly, enough, dressed in the strangest outfits. Leon came out in a pea-green pair of corduroy bellbottoms and a tacky patterned shirt. The bright purple boxes on his man-blouse totally clashed with the brown loafers he was wearing - that just happened to be platforms. In short, he was an afro away from being a bad seventies movie. He looked from the corner of his eye and saw a small tree sluggishly moving towards him.
"What the - ?"
The tree somehow seemed to wobble to and fro, its red garland shimmering as it bounced. Yeah, it was Sora. He was decorated with brightly colored ornaments, and bits of tinsel hung on a few selected branches. But the best part was definitely the star that adorned the tip of the tree. It was covered in gold glitter and in the center a picture of the Keyblade was displayed.
"Whatta think?" Sora asked, peering through the artificial branches.
"It's, ummm, interesting," he said, staring at Sora who wobbled threateningly.
Soon after, the graceful ninja appeared. Sam was out of her ebony ninja suit and now wore a red satin dress that fell just above her knees. Wisps of hair grazed her bare shoulders, but the rest was up in an elegant knot. She was quite breathtaking, and Leon definitely noticed. Or, at least I think he did.
There he was, jaw dropped and eyes slightly glazed over.
"You, look, ummm, wow," he just continued to stare at Sam who had blushed delicately.
"Are you supposed to have boots on?" Sora questioned. Sam glanced down at her feet which donned her chunky black boots that were stained with mud and dust.
"I didn't pack my heels," she answered innocently. "Besides, how are we supposed to go anywhere if I'm flouncing around like My Size Barbie? I wanna get something done." Leon was smiling broadly at her as she said this. "What?"
"Nothing, you just look - beautiful," A light red had washed over Sam's cheeks again and Leon came to wrap his arms around her waist. She giggled uncontrollably and looked at him.
"Yeah, you too. You look, uh - " There was an awkward pause. " - handsome."
"Well I'm glad you think so because we're going DANCING!!!"
Sora: O_O
Sam: O_O
A monkey hanging from a tree: O_o
Leon: What's wrong? Don't you all like to disco?
All (including monkey): NO!
Leon: Good! To the discotheque! *drags them off*
Sora: Damn lucky monkey, he got away -_-;;
Sam: Meh. It can't be that bad
*the jungle floor suddenly turns into a light-up disco floor* *a palm tree becomes a disco ball and lasers shoot out of coconuts*
Leon *tears of happiness and little hearts in eyes*: Wow this is better than I imagined!
*a techno song starts to blare*
Leon: *falls on knees and breaks down crying* This is the BEST day of my LIFE!!!
All: O_O;;
Sora: Yeees, *whispers to Sam* back away slowly. . . *they're walking backwards from the hysterical scene before them* *they bump into something hard*
Sam: Ow! *rubs shoulder* What the -?! *looks up and sees a gray wall that's just barely hidden by the vines and trees*
Sora: It's - a wall?
Sam: Wait! There's a door! *clears branches off of door*
Sora: Should we go in?
Sam: Let's see, we can either go through the mysterious door that's in the middle of the jungle that can easily lead us into a trap where we would die a gruesome death, ooooooooor, we can go back to Leon and his dancing wonderland.
Sora: You're right, let's go in! And quick, before he notices. *turns doorknob and peers in* It's just reeeeeally dark.
Sam: Wait, let me see *moves hand around inside* *finds a light switch and flips it*
*both enter and let the door shut behind them. Meanwhile, Leon's still crying*
Sam: Holy haggis!!! *looks around the large room that's lined with aisles and filled with party supplies* Are we in - ?
Sora: Paper Warehouse.
Both: O.O
Sam: I never knew that they had Paper Warehouse in the middle of the jungles.
Sora: They don't. This must be where Bob is. Look - *points towards a trail of yellow feathers*
Sam: Then follow it! *Sam pushes Sora and he starts to walk towards it cautiously*
Sora: *looks down each aisle he passes* Oh Bob, Bo~b, Bob?
*quiet quacking noise*
Sam: *right behind Sora* *whispers* Did you hear that? It sounds like a squeaky toy - someone else is here.
Sora: I don't think so, we shouldn't - *a trap door opens under his feet* - worrrrrrrrrry! *struggling in weird pink substance he just fell into*
Sam: Sora!
Sora: Help me Sam! It's a pit of - COTTON CANDY!!!
All: *gasp*
Sora: *blink* Ummmm, since when has there been an 'all'?
Narrator: Since - *Barney and the Teletubbies appear out of nowhere* O_O;; Uh oh, gotta go, bye - *takes off running*
Sora and Sam: *horrible high pitched girlie scream - especially Sora*
Sam: Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no! What do I do?!
Sora: Get me outta here!!! Quick! Take my hand before they get close enough to hypnotize us with their Tele-tummies! *reaches for Sam*
Sam: *reaches for Sora, closer, closer, closer - *
Sora: Sam, look out!
Sam: *turns around and sees Barney about to knock her out the the "Imagination Bag"* Ahhhhh! *rolls away - her shurikens fall out of her sash*
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Sam: *looks over and sees the Teletubbies about to pour Tubby custard into the hatch. Sam reaches for her shurikens but they're too far away to attain* Sora! Hold on! *Barney comes after her again* *Thinks: Sora, I've gotta help Sora. But I'm being attacked by an obese purple thing! What do I do?!?!*
Suddenly -
*the door is thrown open and blaring music is heard. Leon waltzes in doing the hussel*
Leon: Do the hussel! Do do do do do do do do *clap* do do, do do do do do *clap* do do do do *shuffle, turn, clap* Don't worry Sam, I'll *clap* save *shimmy* you! *shuffle, turn, clap*
Sam: Hurry!!!
Leon: *hits Teletubbies with Gunblade - they explode splattering brightly colored blood everywhere* *reaches for Sora and pulls him out* *throws holy water on Barney - he starts to melt and eventually bursts into flames*
Sam: My hero! *jumps into Leon's arms and kisses him on the cheek*
Leon: *shrugs* It was nothin'
Sora: *brushing off cotton candy* Wow, that was close. Thanks Leon -
Unknown evil booming voice: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
All: What was that?! O.O
UESBV: You think that you have really won? *large shadow appears on ground, slowly grows bigger. Suddenly a small girl comes out of the aisle. It's, it's - *
All: DORA THE EXPLORER!!! *screaming like there's no tomorrow 'cause there might not be*
Dora: There is no escape! Not with my trusty side kick - *a figure in a black full length hooded cloak appears* - KAIRI!!! *throws off cloak to reveal a hyper looking Kairi*
All: *scream louder than before*
Kairi: Hey Sora *pulls out a pair of scissors and a comb* wanna play? *big smile*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Leon: *starts to cry*
Sam: Leeeon! Come on! Swing your Gunblade at her or something!
Leon: *still crying*
Sam: Then you do something Sora!
Sora: I can't! My Keyblade is defenseless against cartoon characters and girls who wear mini skirts!
Sam: *pause* Mini skirts? *blink*
Sora: No time to explain. RUN! *both hoist Leon up (he's still sobbing, mind you) and drag him down an aisle* *they turn into an aisle full of wedding decorations and start to throw big plastic bells at Dora and Kairi*
Dora: *is hit with bell*
Kairi: *is hit with bell but is still smiling*
Sora and Sam: O.O
Leon: *crying*
Sora: Holy paopu! They're unstoppable!
*both keep running - they get into the party aisle*
Sam: *throws confetti on Dora*
Dora: *is defeted by it's happy bright-colored crinkleness* *falls to the ground*
Sam: One down, one to go! *throws confetti on Kairi*
Kairi: *blink* YAY!!! Confetti! Let's play with the confetti! *strolls towards them*
Sora and Sam: AHHHHHHH!!! OoO;; *they speed away again but run into a dead end*
Sam: Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no!!!
Sora: What are we going to do?!?!
Kairi: *walks into the aisle with bushes in one hand and glittery ribbons in the other*
Sam: Leon!!! Snap OUT of it!!! You've got to save us!
Leon: *looks up and faints*
Sora and Sam: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Kairi: *gets closer*
Sam: *whispers* Leon, please, save us. . .
Kairi: *inches nearer*
Sora: *covers eyes*
Sam: *holds a limp Leon and squeezes her eyes shut*
Kairi: *said cutely - if that's possible* MUAHAHAHAHA!!! *raises hand above her head about to strike (brush their hair) with a brush*
*rumble, rumble* *little pieces of rubble fall from the ceiling*
Kairi: Huh? *looks up*
Sam and Sora: *look up also*
Leon: *still fainted*
*the building starts to shake*
Sam: What the - ?
*a gigantic foot bursts through the ceiling*
Sam: *scream*
Sora: O.O
Kairi: *skipping around completely oblivious to the thing that had just smashed into the building* Tra la la la laaaa. . .
Unknown Thing-a-ma-bobber: *other foot smashes through*
Sam and Sora: *ducks from falling pieces of cement*
UT: *punches fists through* *rips ceiling open*
Sora and Sam: O.O;;
UT: *peaks head through* *looks around* Hey! Sora! Leon! It's me!
Sora: O_o Riku?
Riku in the unknown thing-a-ma-bobber: Yeah, I'm back from Scotland! And I got myself a really cool plaid skirt, too! *stands up so that Sora can see it though the window of the UT*
Sora: Ummm, cool? O_O
Sam: Hey! That's the guy who's ship I stole!
Riku: Huh? Who's that? *points and robot points with him*
Sora: No time for introductions! Just get rid of her!!!
Kairi: Tra la la la la, la, tra la la l- *is hit with a big hyper ray from Riku's robot type thingy* *falls into a pile of shriveled remains*
UT: *sweeps up the ashes and puts them into a little box* *ties a bow around it*
Sora and Sam: *sigh of relife*
Sora: Thanks Riku. Oh, ummm, this is Sam.
Sam: Hello *shakes robot's hand* I stole your ship when you were in Scotland! *big smile*
Riku: Ooooookay. . . nice to meet you. So, what are you guys doing in the middle of the jungle?
Sora: It's a long story. But I'm looking for Bob, someone stole him.
Riku: Susie's Bob?
Sora: Yeah, so we have to find him.
Riku: It just so happens Bob is with me *holds up Bob, there aren't any feathers underneath though. . .*
Sora: Uhhhh, Riku? He doesn't have any feathers on his butt.
Riku: Yeah, I found him glued to some table so I had to rip him off. Heh - sorry.
Sora: No, that's fine, at least we got him back. Did you find who took him?
Riku: No, I didn't. . .
Somewhere not far from Paper Warehouse. . .
~~~
Barbara and Bob are smushed into the ground. There are long foot prints on top of them. Yep, Riku saved the day twice - bless that gigantic robot thingy *author's eyes tear*
Bob: My head hurts *his head is smashed flat*
Barbara: *face down in the ground* Shu ut! (A/N: she was saying "shut up")
Back on Destiny Islands. . .
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Riku had taken Sora, Sam and Leon back to th main island using his super rocket boosters. They had just unboarded when -
"Sora! Bob! Leon! You're back!" Susie ran to Sora and embraced him. "Oh, I've missed you so much! You too Bob!" Bob quacked happily while Sora and Susie caught up with each other.
"And then we were attacked by this big black thing that came out of nowhere! We tried to beat it, but then Sam came to the rescue. . ."
"Leon," Sam whispered. "I have to go, but I don't want to. I can't leave you."
"I can't let you leave Sam, but we have to part. You just said it yourself. I'll always love you," he placed a soft kiss on her lips and tried to comfort her.
"Hey Sam! You ready to go?" Riku had agreed to fly Sam back to Scotland and was waiting for her to say good-bye. She looked up at Riku, a pained expression on her face. She turned back to Leon and tried to memorize everything about him. But she loved him. . .
"Leon!"she whispered urgently. "I love you so much. Come with me!" she smiled through the bitter tears hopefully. "Please?"
Leon stared at Sam, not sure of what to say except -
"Of course I will," he wrapped his arms around her and they laughed blithely.
"Come on Sam!" she boarded the UT with Leon following. "What's he doing on here?" They just smiled at the silver-haired boy who was wearing a green plaid skirt. He shrugged and started UT. They rocketed into the sky, slowly becoming smaller and smaller until they disappeared into the blue abyss.
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To make a long story short, Susie, Sora and Bob were happy forever and ever. Bobs feathers even grew back. Barbara and the other Bob were never seen again, and Utada Hikira was safe. Riku then sought revenge on Jack Nickleson because he ate his cheesecake. Leon and Sam? They got married, lived in the mossy moors of Scotland, and had lots of little gunblade wielding ninja babies.
~ Fin ~
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A/N: Yes, that might have been the worst final chapter ever, but I'd appreciate reviews nonetheless. And if I get a lot of reviews, I'll write another fic! *no one reviews* Oh well, yeah, the ending was sort of bizarre, but I hope it was okay! I hope you enjoyed my little story and at least laughed a little. Thanks to all my reviewers and especially Mongoose Dog Kami (the person who the character Sam was based on) and Ketshup. I luv ya all! ^_^
A/N: Okay, I am so so so so so so so so so so so so so soooooooooooo sorry that I did not update sooner!!! I've had a ton of work to do and things have just been all over the place! I've had it written just no time to update. Forgive me? Please? *sticks bottom lip out and begs* PLEAAAAAAAAASE? *the readers nod, they understand* Okay, well since you can handle that I have a little more bad news - *readers look concerned* - this is the last chapter. *readers go into a rage and burn down the village* No! Not BASKIN ROBINS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *author rips her hair out* *sigh* Well, I'm sorry, but I've run out of ideas, so this is the final chapter. Hopefully you like it, it's more random than my past chapters, and you might get a kick out of it. Okay, read and review please! It's always appreciated! ^_^
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"How are you doing?"
"Much better," Leon said, stretching his arms out. He then lifted the side of his shirt to show Sam the almost healed bruise.
"I guess it worked then, huh?"
"Yeah, I feel as good as new," he twisted side to side and bent back to demonstrate his newfound flexibility.
"So you can come exploring with us today?" Sora emerged from his tent and stood next to Sam.
"Sure," he shrugged and looked to Sora for what he wanted to do.
"Well," he answered, "I say we just pack up and head in there. Any objections?" No one said anything so Sora led them back to the tents and they started to pack their backpacks.
They were soon ready to go, and oddly, enough, dressed in the strangest outfits. Leon came out in a pea-green pair of corduroy bellbottoms and a tacky patterned shirt. The bright purple boxes on his man-blouse totally clashed with the brown loafers he was wearing - that just happened to be platforms. In short, he was an afro away from being a bad seventies movie. He looked from the corner of his eye and saw a small tree sluggishly moving towards him.
"What the - ?"
The tree somehow seemed to wobble to and fro, its red garland shimmering as it bounced. Yeah, it was Sora. He was decorated with brightly colored ornaments, and bits of tinsel hung on a few selected branches. But the best part was definitely the star that adorned the tip of the tree. It was covered in gold glitter and in the center a picture of the Keyblade was displayed.
"Whatta think?" Sora asked, peering through the artificial branches.
"It's, ummm, interesting," he said, staring at Sora who wobbled threateningly.
Soon after, the graceful ninja appeared. Sam was out of her ebony ninja suit and now wore a red satin dress that fell just above her knees. Wisps of hair grazed her bare shoulders, but the rest was up in an elegant knot. She was quite breathtaking, and Leon definitely noticed. Or, at least I think he did.
There he was, jaw dropped and eyes slightly glazed over.
"You, look, ummm, wow," he just continued to stare at Sam who had blushed delicately.
"Are you supposed to have boots on?" Sora questioned. Sam glanced down at her feet which donned her chunky black boots that were stained with mud and dust.
"I didn't pack my heels," she answered innocently. "Besides, how are we supposed to go anywhere if I'm flouncing around like My Size Barbie? I wanna get something done." Leon was smiling broadly at her as she said this. "What?"
"Nothing, you just look - beautiful," A light red had washed over Sam's cheeks again and Leon came to wrap his arms around her waist. She giggled uncontrollably and looked at him.
"Yeah, you too. You look, uh - " There was an awkward pause. " - handsome."
"Well I'm glad you think so because we're going DANCING!!!"
Sora: O_O
Sam: O_O
A monkey hanging from a tree: O_o
Leon: What's wrong? Don't you all like to disco?
All (including monkey): NO!
Leon: Good! To the discotheque! *drags them off*
Sora: Damn lucky monkey, he got away -_-;;
Sam: Meh. It can't be that bad
*the jungle floor suddenly turns into a light-up disco floor* *a palm tree becomes a disco ball and lasers shoot out of coconuts*
Leon *tears of happiness and little hearts in eyes*: Wow this is better than I imagined!
*a techno song starts to blare*
Leon: *falls on knees and breaks down crying* This is the BEST day of my LIFE!!!
All: O_O;;
Sora: Yeees, *whispers to Sam* back away slowly. . . *they're walking backwards from the hysterical scene before them* *they bump into something hard*
Sam: Ow! *rubs shoulder* What the -?! *looks up and sees a gray wall that's just barely hidden by the vines and trees*
Sora: It's - a wall?
Sam: Wait! There's a door! *clears branches off of door*
Sora: Should we go in?
Sam: Let's see, we can either go through the mysterious door that's in the middle of the jungle that can easily lead us into a trap where we would die a gruesome death, ooooooooor, we can go back to Leon and his dancing wonderland.
Sora: You're right, let's go in! And quick, before he notices. *turns doorknob and peers in* It's just reeeeeally dark.
Sam: Wait, let me see *moves hand around inside* *finds a light switch and flips it*
*both enter and let the door shut behind them. Meanwhile, Leon's still crying*
Sam: Holy haggis!!! *looks around the large room that's lined with aisles and filled with party supplies* Are we in - ?
Sora: Paper Warehouse.
Both: O.O
Sam: I never knew that they had Paper Warehouse in the middle of the jungles.
Sora: They don't. This must be where Bob is. Look - *points towards a trail of yellow feathers*
Sam: Then follow it! *Sam pushes Sora and he starts to walk towards it cautiously*
Sora: *looks down each aisle he passes* Oh Bob, Bo~b, Bob?
*quiet quacking noise*
Sam: *right behind Sora* *whispers* Did you hear that? It sounds like a squeaky toy - someone else is here.
Sora: I don't think so, we shouldn't - *a trap door opens under his feet* - worrrrrrrrrry! *struggling in weird pink substance he just fell into*
Sam: Sora!
Sora: Help me Sam! It's a pit of - COTTON CANDY!!!
All: *gasp*
Sora: *blink* Ummmm, since when has there been an 'all'?
Narrator: Since - *Barney and the Teletubbies appear out of nowhere* O_O;; Uh oh, gotta go, bye - *takes off running*
Sora and Sam: *horrible high pitched girlie scream - especially Sora*
Sam: Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no! What do I do?!
Sora: Get me outta here!!! Quick! Take my hand before they get close enough to hypnotize us with their Tele-tummies! *reaches for Sam*
Sam: *reaches for Sora, closer, closer, closer - *
Sora: Sam, look out!
Sam: *turns around and sees Barney about to knock her out the the "Imagination Bag"* Ahhhhh! *rolls away - her shurikens fall out of her sash*
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Sam: *looks over and sees the Teletubbies about to pour Tubby custard into the hatch. Sam reaches for her shurikens but they're too far away to attain* Sora! Hold on! *Barney comes after her again* *Thinks: Sora, I've gotta help Sora. But I'm being attacked by an obese purple thing! What do I do?!?!*
Suddenly -
*the door is thrown open and blaring music is heard. Leon waltzes in doing the hussel*
Leon: Do the hussel! Do do do do do do do do *clap* do do, do do do do do *clap* do do do do *shuffle, turn, clap* Don't worry Sam, I'll *clap* save *shimmy* you! *shuffle, turn, clap*
Sam: Hurry!!!
Leon: *hits Teletubbies with Gunblade - they explode splattering brightly colored blood everywhere* *reaches for Sora and pulls him out* *throws holy water on Barney - he starts to melt and eventually bursts into flames*
Sam: My hero! *jumps into Leon's arms and kisses him on the cheek*
Leon: *shrugs* It was nothin'
Sora: *brushing off cotton candy* Wow, that was close. Thanks Leon -
Unknown evil booming voice: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
All: What was that?! O.O
UESBV: You think that you have really won? *large shadow appears on ground, slowly grows bigger. Suddenly a small girl comes out of the aisle. It's, it's - *
All: DORA THE EXPLORER!!! *screaming like there's no tomorrow 'cause there might not be*
Dora: There is no escape! Not with my trusty side kick - *a figure in a black full length hooded cloak appears* - KAIRI!!! *throws off cloak to reveal a hyper looking Kairi*
All: *scream louder than before*
Kairi: Hey Sora *pulls out a pair of scissors and a comb* wanna play? *big smile*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Leon: *starts to cry*
Sam: Leeeon! Come on! Swing your Gunblade at her or something!
Leon: *still crying*
Sam: Then you do something Sora!
Sora: I can't! My Keyblade is defenseless against cartoon characters and girls who wear mini skirts!
Sam: *pause* Mini skirts? *blink*
Sora: No time to explain. RUN! *both hoist Leon up (he's still sobbing, mind you) and drag him down an aisle* *they turn into an aisle full of wedding decorations and start to throw big plastic bells at Dora and Kairi*
Dora: *is hit with bell*
Kairi: *is hit with bell but is still smiling*
Sora and Sam: O.O
Leon: *crying*
Sora: Holy paopu! They're unstoppable!
*both keep running - they get into the party aisle*
Sam: *throws confetti on Dora*
Dora: *is defeted by it's happy bright-colored crinkleness* *falls to the ground*
Sam: One down, one to go! *throws confetti on Kairi*
Kairi: *blink* YAY!!! Confetti! Let's play with the confetti! *strolls towards them*
Sora and Sam: AHHHHHHH!!! OoO;; *they speed away again but run into a dead end*
Sam: Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no!!!
Sora: What are we going to do?!?!
Kairi: *walks into the aisle with bushes in one hand and glittery ribbons in the other*
Sam: Leon!!! Snap OUT of it!!! You've got to save us!
Leon: *looks up and faints*
Sora and Sam: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Kairi: *gets closer*
Sam: *whispers* Leon, please, save us. . .
Kairi: *inches nearer*
Sora: *covers eyes*
Sam: *holds a limp Leon and squeezes her eyes shut*
Kairi: *said cutely - if that's possible* MUAHAHAHAHA!!! *raises hand above her head about to strike (brush their hair) with a brush*
*rumble, rumble* *little pieces of rubble fall from the ceiling*
Kairi: Huh? *looks up*
Sam and Sora: *look up also*
Leon: *still fainted*
*the building starts to shake*
Sam: What the - ?
*a gigantic foot bursts through the ceiling*
Sam: *scream*
Sora: O.O
Kairi: *skipping around completely oblivious to the thing that had just smashed into the building* Tra la la la laaaa. . .
Unknown Thing-a-ma-bobber: *other foot smashes through*
Sam and Sora: *ducks from falling pieces of cement*
UT: *punches fists through* *rips ceiling open*
Sora and Sam: O.O;;
UT: *peaks head through* *looks around* Hey! Sora! Leon! It's me!
Sora: O_o Riku?
Riku in the unknown thing-a-ma-bobber: Yeah, I'm back from Scotland! And I got myself a really cool plaid skirt, too! *stands up so that Sora can see it though the window of the UT*
Sora: Ummm, cool? O_O
Sam: Hey! That's the guy who's ship I stole!
Riku: Huh? Who's that? *points and robot points with him*
Sora: No time for introductions! Just get rid of her!!!
Kairi: Tra la la la la, la, tra la la l- *is hit with a big hyper ray from Riku's robot type thingy* *falls into a pile of shriveled remains*
UT: *sweeps up the ashes and puts them into a little box* *ties a bow around it*
Sora and Sam: *sigh of relife*
Sora: Thanks Riku. Oh, ummm, this is Sam.
Sam: Hello *shakes robot's hand* I stole your ship when you were in Scotland! *big smile*
Riku: Ooooookay. . . nice to meet you. So, what are you guys doing in the middle of the jungle?
Sora: It's a long story. But I'm looking for Bob, someone stole him.
Riku: Susie's Bob?
Sora: Yeah, so we have to find him.
Riku: It just so happens Bob is with me *holds up Bob, there aren't any feathers underneath though. . .*
Sora: Uhhhh, Riku? He doesn't have any feathers on his butt.
Riku: Yeah, I found him glued to some table so I had to rip him off. Heh - sorry.
Sora: No, that's fine, at least we got him back. Did you find who took him?
Riku: No, I didn't. . .
Somewhere not far from Paper Warehouse. . .
~~~
Barbara and Bob are smushed into the ground. There are long foot prints on top of them. Yep, Riku saved the day twice - bless that gigantic robot thingy *author's eyes tear*
Bob: My head hurts *his head is smashed flat*
Barbara: *face down in the ground* Shu ut! (A/N: she was saying "shut up")
Back on Destiny Islands. . .
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Riku had taken Sora, Sam and Leon back to th main island using his super rocket boosters. They had just unboarded when -
"Sora! Bob! Leon! You're back!" Susie ran to Sora and embraced him. "Oh, I've missed you so much! You too Bob!" Bob quacked happily while Sora and Susie caught up with each other.
"And then we were attacked by this big black thing that came out of nowhere! We tried to beat it, but then Sam came to the rescue. . ."
"Leon," Sam whispered. "I have to go, but I don't want to. I can't leave you."
"I can't let you leave Sam, but we have to part. You just said it yourself. I'll always love you," he placed a soft kiss on her lips and tried to comfort her.
"Hey Sam! You ready to go?" Riku had agreed to fly Sam back to Scotland and was waiting for her to say good-bye. She looked up at Riku, a pained expression on her face. She turned back to Leon and tried to memorize everything about him. But she loved him. . .
"Leon!"she whispered urgently. "I love you so much. Come with me!" she smiled through the bitter tears hopefully. "Please?"
Leon stared at Sam, not sure of what to say except -
"Of course I will," he wrapped his arms around her and they laughed blithely.
"Come on Sam!" she boarded the UT with Leon following. "What's he doing on here?" They just smiled at the silver-haired boy who was wearing a green plaid skirt. He shrugged and started UT. They rocketed into the sky, slowly becoming smaller and smaller until they disappeared into the blue abyss.
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To make a long story short, Susie, Sora and Bob were happy forever and ever. Bobs feathers even grew back. Barbara and the other Bob were never seen again, and Utada Hikira was safe. Riku then sought revenge on Jack Nickleson because he ate his cheesecake. Leon and Sam? They got married, lived in the mossy moors of Scotland, and had lots of little gunblade wielding ninja babies.
~ Fin ~
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A/N: Yes, that might have been the worst final chapter ever, but I'd appreciate reviews nonetheless. And if I get a lot of reviews, I'll write another fic! *no one reviews* Oh well, yeah, the ending was sort of bizarre, but I hope it was okay! I hope you enjoyed my little story and at least laughed a little. Thanks to all my reviewers and especially Mongoose Dog Kami (the person who the character Sam was based on) and Ketshup. I luv ya all! ^_^