Jessie, Marcie, Rocky, Sherman, and Mr. Peabody were trapped and about to be turned to stone by Fearless Leader's machine. Yes, it was pretty hopeless...or was it?
Back at the White House, Bullwinkle was telling the president about the forest in Frostbite Falls when he really should've been concerned about his friends.
"So you see Mr. President," Bullwinkle explained "All the trees in Frostbite Falls are gone. The birds have no place to put their things, the children have no place to build their treehouses. I built them a stump-house, but it's just not the same. And the majestic falls and river have been polluted. People can't go fishing, boating, or swimming again. Please help when you have time."
Little did Bullwinkle know that the President was totally zombified by RBTV and it's hypnotizing shows. Being clueless as he was tall, Bullwinkle was totally oblivious to this. Finally, he noticed the President staring mindlessely into the computer.
"One thing is for sure, they certainly enjoy watching TV at the White House." Bullwinkle looked at the TV.
Moments later, Cappy Von Traft of the FBI (you may remember him from chapter one), snuck behind the Oval Office door and noticed that Bullwinkle was looking at the RBTV.
"Bullwinkle!" He told the moose "Don't watch! BULLWINKLE!"
But Bullwinkle was staring longingly into the TV. It would seem that he was brainwashed as well.
"Oh no." Cappy went to Bullwinkle "Not you too."
However, Bullwinkle suddenly woke up and turned to the President.
"Not a bad show, eh Mr. President?" Bullwinkle asked the zombified president.
Yes, cheap and predictable as it may seem (and it certainly was), Bullwinkle's head was so thick, that it was totally immune to the brainwashing of RBTV.
"BULLWINKLE!" Cappy shouted at Bullwinkle.
Bullwinkle jump from his seat and went to Cappy.
"One thing's for sure, TV's as good as ever." Bullwinkle left the Oval Office.
"Bullwinkle," Said Cappy "Allow me to be frank."
"Okay Frank, allow me to be Bullwinkle." Bullwinkle shook Cappy's hand.
"I'm Cappy Von Traft of FBI." He introduced himself.
"I thought you said your name was Frank." Bullwinkle asked.
"SHUT UP BULLWINKLE!" Cappy slapped Bullwinkle.
"Okay Frank." Bullwinkle nodded.
Cappy continued to explain "As we speak, 99% of America is slobbering in front of the TV. We haven't heard from Jessie, I think she, Rocky, Mr. Peabody, and Sherman are in terrible danger. You've got to get to New York!"
"I thought this was New York." Bullwinkle said.
"No Bullwinkle!" Cappy grunted "That's Washington out there! THAT'S WASHINGTON!"
"Washington?" Bullwinkle looked at the president "Where's that little white wig he always wears?"
Cappy slapped Bullwinkle again and slammed the door to the Oval Office. Boy, were they in a real jam.
"Fearless Leader's speech starts in less than two minutes." Cappy pondered "There's no way we can get there in time."
"Oh butterballs." Bullwinkle slumped down "If only there was some way of transmitting colorful, animated characters across great distances in the blink of an eye."
"Bullwinkle!" Cappy got off his chair "That's it!"
"What's it?" Bullwinkle asked.
"It's our only chance." Cappy went to the Presidential Computer "I'm gonna email you to Jessie in New York."
"Okay, but don't you think she'd rather get flowers?" Bullwinkle asked.
"Just shut up and hold on." Cappy grabbed Bullwinkle.
"Okay." Bullwinkle agreed.
And squeezing into the scan-o-drive, Bullwinkle found himself inside the Presidential Computer.
But back at RBTV, Fearless Leader's deadly countdown had just begun and that's when Bullwinkle snapped into action.
Bullwinkle pressed the Solitaire icon and out came a bunch of cards "Hey Frank look! Solitaire!"
"I'm sorry Bullwinkle, we don't have time for that." Cappy grunted.
With the cool agility of a wild cat, our heroic moose grabbed the corners of the email envelope and held on for the ride of his life. While time stood virtually still at RBTV, Bullwinkle was surfing the Internet (literally) on his way to save the day.
"Look I'm hanging four!" Bullwinkle started surfing.
Yes, it was a pretty cool ride throught cyberspace. So many websites, so little time. Just then, Bullwinkle saw the way to the RBTV computer.
"HANG ON ROCKY!" Bullwinkle hollered "I'M COMING!"
Bullwinklle found himself inside the RBTV computer with only seconds left to spare.
Sherman turned around to see his uncle in the computer "Uncle Bullwi-"
"Quiet Sherman!" Peabody whispered to his boy.
"Bullwinkle, click on something." Rocky whispered.
And using his brain, Bullwinkle acitvated the "PRINT" icon. But was he in time?
The countdown had just ended and Fearless Leader started his speech.
"My fellow Americans," Fearless Leader said to the camera "Say hello to Fearless Leader."
Just then, the RBTV machine had zapped Jessie, Marcie, Rocky, Peabody, and Sherman and turned them into lifeless statues.
Fearless Leader continued his speech "...yes America, you need me as your leader. Vote for Fearless Leader."
"We will vote for Fearless Leader." Said the viewers.
Fearless Leader kept doing his speech "Yes America, I will bring order to the government. This country will finally have a president it can respect.."
And no sooner as Bullwinkle emerged from the RBTV printer, his antlers jammed the quality control signal, reversing the statue process, and miracously bringing Jessie, Marcie, Rocky, Sherman, and Peabody back to life.
Fearless Leader kept doing his speech "...yes, ever since I was a little sketch growing up in Pottsylvania, I dreamed of ruling the world."
"Fearless Leader!" Boris shouted to his boss "Moose is loose!"
"GET THEM!" Fearless Leader ordered.
While Fearless Leader continued his speech, our heroes started to battle the Pottsylvanians.
Rocky flew up into the air and zoomed away from the guards. Peabody pounced right on the guards that were about to get him and growled at them.
"You go Mr. Peabody!" Sherman cheered for his master and unknowingly knocked out a guard his size.
Sherman turned around and noticed he knocked out that guard cold.
"I knocked out that guard cold!" Sherman gasped "That's...pretty fantastic!"
"I've been giving a second chance, and I won't waste it!" Marcie kicked guards that were after her and knocked them against the wall.
Using her awesome martial arts skills, Jessie klunked Boris and Natasha's heads together and knocked them to the ground. Then, she picked up her gun and pointed it at the Pottsylvanian spies.
Two guards charged at Bullwinkle and grabbed him by the antlers, but Bullwinkle (who was finally putting aside his idiocy and being the hero he was meant to be) swung them off his antlers.
Fearless Leader was about to finish his speech "And with a little voice, America will say-"
Bullwinkle snorted and charged right at Fearless Leader and knocked him out of his chair and up against his two badnik spies.
"Okay Rock!" Bullwinkle called out "Wrap em all up!"
Rocky flew around the three felons, tying them up.
"Okay Jessie!" Rocky called out to Jessie.
"Bullwinkle!" Jessie called out to Bullwinkle "Finish the speech."
Bullwinkle went onto Fearless Leader's chair and finished the speech "Good evening America, Bullwinkle Moose here saying...um, forgot my line."
"Just tell them to turn off their TV and vote for whoever they want." Rocky flew to Bullwinkle.
"Turn off your TV and vote for whoever you want." Bullwinkle told the viewers.
Jessie came right to the chair "And whoever wins the election, replant the forest in Frostbite Falls and help restore the majestic falls and river."
And sure enough all across America, RBTV viewers turned off their TV and were pondering who they wanted to vote for. Back at RBTV, Jessie destroyed the quality control and the moment it was, Jenny and the other two FBI agents were returned to their human form.
Jessie felt so proud. She couldn't believe she had actually saved the world. She put the CDA on the desk and went to free her sister and the other agents.
"That reminds me, I should email that nice Frank and thank him for his help." Bullwinkle started typing on the CDA.
"BULLWINKLE DON'T!" Jessie shouted.
Just then, the beam from the CDA zapped Fearless Leader, Boris, Natasha, and the Pottsylvanian spies and they were launched back to Pottsylvania, where they would be heard from no more, or at least until the next story.
Author's Note:
Hooray! Jessie has saved the entire world and her sister from Fearless Leader and his evil plot! But wait folks, the story isn't over yet! We still have to figure out what happened after that! Stay tuned readers.