Tablet (100 words)
'What is this, Kyouya?'
'A tablet.'
'What does it do?'
'You write on it.'
'And then?'
'The computer registers the words you write, and then types it in for you.'
'Ah.'
'Try it out.'
'So I just take the stylus and write?'
'Yes.'
'... I wrote a ha, not a ke.'
'Make the loop in the ha larger.
'That was a ru, not a ro.'
'The ru has to have a larger loop at the bottom.'
'That was a hi!'
'That was not a hi, Haruhi.'
'It just typed keroi!'
'It's because even the computer can't recognise your chicken scratch.' x owari
x omake
'You're returning this already? Is it flawed?'
'No. My secretary is.'