A/n; da da da da…. Let's randomly write for the day!!
Disclaimer: write write, I'm obviously not MOA… unless I am…. OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MYSTERICALLY!!!!
Kevin tried to shove the bananas in the bag. "Gwen, it's not freaking working."
"Calm down please, Kevin. It'll work if you're patient." She rolled her eyes. Her boyfriend had been trying to put the produce into one of the plastic bags that the store handed out so the fresh fruit could be kept in them. Plus the twisty ties. Kevin loved the twisty ties. She usually found like ten or twelve in the floor of his car.
He pulled the yellow fruit back out of the bag. Then he closed his eyes and let out a sigh. "Gwen, I hate this thing."
She turned and looked at him. His face was all depressed. His dark eyes, the color of the twinkling night sky, were downcast. "Please just calm down before you hurt yourself, someone else, or the bananas."
A breath escaped him as he tried to do as Gwen said. "I hate bananas. Why do we need them anyways?"
"Because I like bananas," the redhead replied. She reached over to find another pack of good clementines. She found a good box of them and threw them in the cart.
"Have I ever told you how much I hate fruit?" Kevin asked as he reopened the plastic bag and tried to shove the bananas in once again.
"Countless times, Kevin. Countless times." She shook her head before throwing an apple in the cart too.
A slicing sound was followed by a thud. Gwen turned back to Kevin to find him staring at the ground. "I swear it wasn't my fault. The bag ripped and the bananas went ker-splat!"
The redhead looked at his feet. Sure enough, pastel yellow mush was all over the ground at his feet as well as on his dark jeans and black combat boots. One half of the plastic bag laid underneath the mush and the other piece was in Kevin's hand.
Lips curling up in a smile, Gwen looked at Kevin. "Don't ever change," she giggled, hoping that he'd understand that it truly wasn't his fault.
"IT'S THE BANANAS FAULT!"
A/N: me. And bananas. Don't mix. Kevin has the same problems. R&R!
~Sky
