Undettered

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters...

A/N: Hey, I'd like to say this as my opening statement

Fuck, fuck, fuck ,fuck,

mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother mother fuck fuck

noish, noish, noish

1-2,1-2-3-4 Noish, noish, noish

Smoking weed, smoking whiz, drinking beers, drinking beers beers beers.

rolling fatties, smoking blunts.

who smoke the blunts, we smoke the blunts...Hey, can we have a nickelbag?

Fifteen bucks little man, put that shit in my hand. If that mony doesn't show, then you owe me owe me owe.

(pause)

My jungle love... o-e-o-e-oh

I want to know ya, know ya , knwo ya yeah what

-Jay and Silent Bob

Naruto walked towards Sasuke who was grinning a little at the blonde. Naruto was a little clueless to why he had been grinning, but Sasuke was just trying to suppress a full blown smile to keep up his image.

"So Naruto, when did you learn to kiss like that huh?"

"Kiss?"

Flashback

Naruto was completely bored, because it was his turn to guard Tazuna and his workers. He was about to fall asleep when he spotted a familiar looking book lying next to him. Naruto thought Kakashi must have misplaced it and was panicking about now and was about to return it to the jounin, but was curious because his sensei had always told him it was the a book on how to... 'interact' with the opposite sex. Naruto didn't know what to think of it, but thought that if he were to read it he would be able to communicate with the female population without offending them. He crouched down and grabbed the small book and read the title.

'Ich...Icha Icha Paradise? That's a stupid name.'

He flipped to the first page to see the table of contents, 'Oh so thiers pictures? Kakashi must not be able to read that well if has to depend on pictures. Does the rest of the class read this, because to my knowledge I came late into the years, so I must have missed it.'

"Let's see. Chapter one: Hot, Sweaty Passion.' Naruto continued to read aloud, giving some of the workers nearby a nosebleed. Naruto then turned the page to see the sketches of the page he had just read.

"So that's the 'gay guy' and that's the woman, but wait which one is which? AHHHH this is too confusing, I'll just ask Tazuna what a 'gay' is"

'Man that was an awkward night, Tazuna-san wouldn't even look me in the eye after I showed him that damn book.'

"...ruto?"

"Huh?" Sasuke was waving his hands in front of the boy who seemed oblivious to the onyx haired shinobi.

"I said that was rude Naruto. I mean I know that women are annoying, but it doesn't mean that you should ditch them. It's like your treating her as a free whore and women tend to have an untapped power over men when they're angry." Sasuke was remembering back in the past when he had seen his mother actually shove an entire banzai tree up his dad's ass, which was weird because at the time he thought that his mom was weaker than his dad and the only way he could actually be hit was if he was drunk, but his father looked perfectly fine. His mom on the other hand seemed so ticked when she said no 'nookie' tonight and his dad hung his head in defeat.

'What the hell does that mean? No nookie? Dad slept on the couch that month.' Sasuke just shook his head and hoped that he would have a wife that was inferior to him so that he wouldn't suffer as much as his dad.

"Anyways...I know it's not my style, but I want you to talk to that girl." Naruto looked at Sasuke like he had admitted he was gay but sighed and agreed to Sasuke's notion.

"Fine, I guess if that's how you communicate with these female." Naruto shrugged and walked towards the still flustered Haku and sat right next to her. Sasuke just stood there to make sure that Naruto didn't do anythinng stupid, because Sasuke already knew that he was horrible when it came to social communication. Hell, Sasuke was probably more fluent than Naruto when it came to talking casually towards others. Haku on the other hand was still in shock that Naruto had the tenacity to just take her in his strong masculine arms like that and just tie tongues with her.

"So...Haku was it?" Haku nodded, her face flushed of embarressment.

"So, anyways I... was going to ask you if you were a shinobi?"

"I guess you can tell from my headband huh," Naruto was still contemplating where he remembered the girl from. He was pretty intoxicated from the smell of her and he leaned in a bit again. She fliched a little, slightly hoping that he would be forceful on her and jump her.

"Your smell...it smells like vanilla... and cinnamon... and blood?" The last statement threw Haku off a bit. She had hoped that he didn't figure out who she was and who she worked for.

"Well I guess you should get back to your work. I'm sorry that I forced myself onto you, it's just I needed to prove your not a male, but I guess you have your reasons to lie to me. So, Do you need help gathering these herbs?" Naruto gave Haku a warm smile that could melt ice.

Haku blushed at the boy's innocence and was mesmerized by the boy's smile. "Y-yes, I could use the help and I rather enjoy having your company around. You are a unique one ..."

"Naruto... Naruto Uzumaki."

The two had worked peacefully with each other, both resonating a sort of comfortability with one another. Haku explained to Naruto what herbs should be picked and the many uses of them. She also told him of the one's that they should avoid, telling him that some were poisonous and could cause paralyzation for a large extended period of time.

"Naruto, do... do you have anyone precious to you?"

"Why do you ask?"

"A person is only truely strong when they have a precious person that they want to protect. Again I ask, do you have anyone that is precious to you?"

"I...I have Iruka-niisan I guess and...I have you..." Naruto continued to think for a moment until he looked melancholy. Haku blushed at Naruto's last statement.

"Your one of the few people who know me that don't find me a nuisance or try to use me for thier own purposes."

"Well I'm sorry that we have to cut our meeting short, but I have to make sure that I prepare these herbs for my friend. I don't think I could make him wait any longer."

As Haku made her way out she whispered under her breath, "You will be strong Naruto-kun"

Naruto kept walking to the direction where he last saw Sasuke and found him practicing his hand seals while running up and down a tree. "Hey teme, get your ass down here. We have to head back, I'm not very confident in leaving Sakura-san to guard Tazuna and I know Kakashi isn't healed completely yet." Sasuke jumped down in front of Naruto and they both had walked back to Tazuna's house. On the way Sasuke gave Naruto his undershirt to prevent anymore unwanted attention from the female population as they wlked through the village.

"Hey boys, where have you been lately?" asked Tsunami, Tazuna's daughter. Tsunami was a beautiful, young woman who had fallen in love with a local fisherman named Kaiza who had saved her son from drowning. Kaiza had always been seen as a hero to Inari, especially when he prevented a large flood by swimming a rapid current with a rope to slow down the flow of water. That all came crashing down however when Kaiza took a stand against Gatou. Gatou had made an example out of Kaiza by tying him to a stake driven to the ground, his arms fell limp on his sides and was later given a public execution.

"Oh, I found this dumbass in the forest training so hard that he had burnt his shirt, body armor, and his pants were tattered when I found him. He also met this one girl that claimed that she was a boy, but Naruto, being the dumbass he is, decides to prove that she was a female since he didn't buy it. He fucking walked up to her and started to lay a long passionate kiss and if I didn't know better I'd say that kiss wasn't his first kiss. I mean that was pretty indecent to grab hold of a girl just to prove a point."

"Well Naruto why on earth would you do that to a poor girl you baka?" asked Sakura.

"That's not how you greet women?"

"You baka, who gave you an idea as stupid as that?"

"I thought that's how you greet them... I mean that's how females are greeted in Kakashi-sensei's book and he said that his book taught how to communicate amongst the female population."

Kakashi did not like what he had just heard and he did not like the fact that Naruto used his words against him. Kakashi was trying to sneak away when he felt the killer intent radiating from Sakura, but Sakura grabbed Kakashi's shoulder and gave him an eerie smile and told him to sit. Sasuke did not like the killer intent he was feeling and knew that he aws right about women having 'untapped power over men'. Naruto was completely oblivious to what was taking place right in front of him.

"So you told him that sensei?"

Kakashi gulped as he looked at Sakura who had an evi glint in her eye, "Well... y-y-ya know... this is just a common misconception here...Well what do you know, look at the time I think it's time we get something to eat...you know where we have (gulp) witnesses." Kakashi had put his hands up in his defense.

Naruto happily ate as Sasuke was looking back and forth from the one-sided argument. Tsunami was eating quietly trying to avoid any confrontation and to assure that she won't offend them in any way like Inari had done to Naruto and Sasuke. Tazuna was glancing at Tsunami every few seconds then would take a drink from his canteen. Inari was picking at his food thinking over what Kakashi had said about Naruto. He knew that life must have been harder for the boy, but he didn't know how much harder it was.

"Tomorrow we are going to continue the tree climbing exercise, but this time I want you to do it with these twenty-five pound weights tied to each of your ankles. Then when you are able to reach the top of the tree with ease I want you to run up and down the tree twenty times... and if you don't complete it, I want you to start over, but add one more run each time you fail,"

"WHAT!!! You sadist. Is this because I yelled at you!" Sakura was upset, because she knew she didn't have the stamina or the chakra reserves to complete such a task.

"No I'm just giving you a harder task... I'd give you water walking, but I'm pretty sure that this time we'll only fight on the bridge."

"Hn."

"Whatever," Naruto was cleaning up his plate, when he remembered suddenly why Haku had smelled so familiar. He had dropped his plate on the floor and walked towards the front door ignoring Sakura's screams.

"What's his problem. Drop a plate then walk out, azting like he did nothing that baka." Sakura said shaking her head.

Naruto was back to the location where he had met Haku. He applied some chakra towards his nose and smelled the faint scent of Haku. Naruto then followed the scent through the dense forest, following the scent in the dark of night. He even lost all sight and the only thing that kept him going was the scent. Naruto tracked down the scent wchich was strongest towards one area. He pushed a branch that was blocking his view to find a well hidden building. It was small and probably meant to be discreet as it was slightly hidden by a genjutsu, but was not a strong genjutsu, but a subtle one so that one cannot figure out that it has any chakra presence within it. Naruto threw a kunai with the seal that he had modified since he could not complete the true hiraishin yet, about a foot above the front entrance. He then created a few seals to appear right next to the kunai. He applied some chakra to his feet to stick on the wall and dispel the genjutsu.

"Zabuza-sama, you shouldn't be up now, you're not ready to walk yet and you won't be at full power for a few days."

"Fine, fine... whatever. As long as I can fight Hatake."

Naruto recognized the voice and let his body drop. He landed on his feet and picked the lock for the door open. He jumped onto the ceiling once more and proceeded to find Haku. He wanted to know why Haku hadn't killed him earlier when she had the chance. Naruto was already asking for more than he could ask for, but he had nothing and didn't even bother to look at the other aspects of life until he met Haku. As soon as Haku closed the door Naruto jumped from the ceiling and appeared right in front of her.

"Why didn't you kill me?"

"N-N-Naruto?"

"ANSWER ME!"

"I don't know what your talking about."

"I know Zabuza's still alive in there and my team knows that you're not a hunter nin. I just want to know why you didn't tell me. You gave me a better reason to live. Until I met you I never had anybody that would even converse with me so casually."

"I can't betray Zabuza-sama... he gave me my reason to live."

"How about if you two were to join us? Join Konoha?"

"I... we can't we are missing nins wanted for an attempted murder on the mizukage."

"That old mans a fool, I'm sure that the hokage will be willing to accept you into the village." 'As much as I hate that man, I'm willing to comprimise with him as long as I have Haku.'

"I...I'll see. If Zabuza-sama accepts your offer, but...but what about..."

"Gatou? Don't worry about him, I'm sure that you could kill him and then rob him of his fortune."

"Fine, but get out of here. I don't want you to get caught," with that Naruto turned to make his leave, when Haku grabbed his arm and pulled him closer to her mask. She removed her mask to reveal her beautiful hazel eyes, her delicate skin, and her luscious lips as she pulled him into a long passionate kiss. 'I knew it...Kakashi's book was right.'

A/N: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL