A/N~ Sorry for the wait people, my bad. We'll, this chapter is supper long so it should hopefully excuse me from my absence. Enjoy people.
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Pretend Your Someone Else
Getting Ready
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Days of practice for Shinma, Sakura, and Cahadras had paid off and the night had come. For Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, and Botan those days had helped them find more about the three.
Botan had told the three girls that her and the boys would go over to their apartment and walk with them to the show, without asking the boys first.
"Did you die in the bathroom Botan?" Yusuke yelled. He was beyond bored waiting for Botan. "Come on, you started getting ready before any of us and your still not done."
"Yusuke." Kurama said. "Women take much longer getting ready, everything has to be perfect with them."
"But they take so long, we're going to die before she comes out."
"I doubt that."
"I wouldn't be surprised." Hiei said. "Tell me again why I'm being forced into going to this ningen event."
"Who knows." Yusuke yawned. "Botan's always forcing us to do stuff we don't want to."
"I wonder if there are gonna be hot girls there." Kuwabara thought aloud. (What a friggin hentai, he's worse then Yusuke sometimes)
Hiei clutched his hands and grinded his teeth together. 'If Yukina didn't like you I would kill you.' He thought. 'Maybe I should kill you, it'll be doing her a favor.' (Awwww, how sweet, he's sticking up for his sister, my brother probably would of killed him already. That shows how much Hiei cares for Yukina, always thinking of her before himself, and how violent my brother is *looks at hole in wall* how very violent the boy is)
Botan walked out of the bathroom. "Ready." She called cheerfully. She wore a light blue halter top with a light purple skirt. She spun around in a circle. "What do you think?"
"You toke 4 hours to put on a skirt and shirt?" Yusuke asked.
"It was worth it, don't you think?" Botan smiled.
Yusuke's jaw dropped. "She's worse then Keiko." (I'm refering to their date when they went shopping, the episode they find out Toguros still alive and they are invited to the dark tournament, who goes clothes shopping on a date, really people, who does that?)
"We should be going." Kurama said. "We do have to pick them up after all."
"They better not take forever getting ready." Yusuke mumbled and the 5 left.
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When they got to Cahadras', Shinma's, and Sakura's apartment, Botan opened the door without knocking and walked in with the boys following. Cahadras sat on the couch sleeping and Shinma and Sakura were nowhere to be found.
Botan shook Cahadras awake. "Wakey wakey sleepy head."
Cahadras opened her eyes and looked around. "Why'd you wake me up, couldn't you see I was sleeping." Cahadras had on all black and her outfit looked similar to Hiei's exept the sleeves were shorter.
"Where's Shinma and Sakura?" Botan asked.
"Wha, what is that? Is that? No! Never!"
"Theres Sakura." Cahadras yawned.
"Get your ass back here."
"And theres Shinma." Cahadras yawned again.
Yusuke put his head in his hands. "No, we have to wait for them now, didn't we just do this."
"I think you'll survive Yusuke." Kurama said.
"How would you know?" Yusuke asked.
Kurama sighed. "You'll live through it."
Hiei looked out the window but suddenly turned around and glared at Cahadras. "Stop reading my thoughts bitch."
Cahadras tried to look innocent. "Now why would I read your thoughts, I would never do that."
"I know your reading my mind, if you don't want to die then I would advise you to stop now."
"Fine."
"Your still doing it."
"Damn." Cahadras muttered. "Fine. I'll stop noooooooooooooow." Cahadras cut the brainwaves off. "Now I'm bored."
Hiei glared at Cahadras and turned back to the window.
Sakura's door flew open and Sakura ran out with Shinma behind her. Sakura jumped behind Kurama, grabbed his shoulders and spun him around to avoid Shinma.
"Leave me alone." Sakura yelled.
"You lost the bet now deal with it." Shinma dived but was blocked off by Kurama.
"Could you stopped using me as a sheild?" Kurama asked feeling dizzy.
"No." Sakura said.
Botan looked at the two. "Whats going on?"
"Shinma and Sakura made a bet and Sakura lost so she has to do anything Shinma says." Cahadras told her.
"And whats that?" Kuwabara asked.
"To wear make-up."
Botan looked at Cahadras. "But Shinma doesn't wear make-up and neither does Sakura."
"True but Shinma loves torturing people with things they hate, she was gonna make Sakura wear a skirt and make-up but Sakura set the skirt on fire using her Kitsune Bi." (Fox Fire)
Sakura tried to escape in her room and got half way there before Shinma grabbed her hair, making Sakura fall back onto her butt.
"Got cha." Shinma smirked.
"I don't wanna be a Barbie." Sakura whinned.
"Oh, your not going to be just any Barbie, your going to be street hooker Barbie." (I saw a pic of it on the internet, it was beyond freaky. It was a joke site I think)
Sakura's eyes widened and she gasped. "You wouldn't."
Shinma smiled evilly. "Oh, but I would."
"But, she looks like a total slut, kinda like those ladies who go on Jerry Springer." (don't own Jerry Springer, they got some crazy people on that show.)
"Those ladies are freaky." Yusuke agreed.
"See, Yusuke agrees with me, don't ya." Sakura pointed to Yusuke.
"I said those ladies were freaky, not that I didn't want her to make you look like one." Yusuke grinned evilly. (Damn you Yusuke)
"The worlds against me." Sakura whinned.
"Let's go my personal Barbie doll." Shinma said.
"No, never! I'll do anything." Sakura pleaded.
"Anything?"
"Anything. Anything that tiny blackhole you call a heart of yours desires."
"Okay. I want all your ramen."
Sakura gasp. "No! Never!"
"No ramen or skanky Barbie. Both are horrible for you."
Sakura thought about it for a moment. "Fine, take the ramen, take the only thing that keeps me alive, my heart, my soul." She said dramatically.
Shinma let go of Sakura's hair. "You did the right thing. I get free ramen, good."
Everyone exept Cahadras looked dumbly at them and sweatdropped.
"Just when I thought they couldn't of gotten even wierder." Yusuke said. "They surprise me everytime."
"Fools." Hiei muttered.
"Well, that was, interesting." Kurama said.
"You could of embarrased her." Kuwabara told Shinma. "And you wanted ramen, how dumb are you?"
A red glint went through Shinma's eyes and she clutched her fists. "What... Did... You... Say... To... Me?" She said, the words equally spaced.
"Uh oh." Both Cahadras and Sakura said. Cahadras moved Botan back and Sakura moved Yusuke and Kurama back.
The glint in Shinma's eyes dissapeared and she stepped up to Kuwabara. "You know what?" She smiled sweetly then punched him in the face, knocking him to the ground. "Oops." She said coldly.
Yusuke and Sakura burst out laughing hystercally and Hiei and Cahadras smirked.
Botan pocked Kuwabara with her foot. "Is he okay?"
"The baka will be fine." Shinma said. "His head is hard enough, he'll be back in a moment or so. I really hate holding my strength back, it takes the fun out of everything."
"Still entertaining." Cahadras said.
Botan walked towards the door. "You all ready?"
Shinma walked to the door. "Yep."
"Where's your equiptment?" Botan asked.
"We left it there." Shinma told her.
Kuwabara sat up. "Where am I."
"We're leaving Kuwabara." Kurama said.
"Oh, okay."
The group left the apartment complex and went outside. (do you really want me to explain in detail every friggin stair?)
"There should be a law against going to school on a Saturday." Yusuke muttered.
"There should be no school period." Sakura said. "It's evil. Why have school?"
"It helps keep you out of trouble." Botan pointed out.
"What are we gonna do?" Shinma asked.
"Exept burn buildings down." Sakura said.
"It's not so bad." Kurama said.
Sakura glared at Kurama. "You like school don't you."
"I have nothing against it."
"Gasp, you sicko."
"Why would I be a sicko?"
"There you go with your head games again."
"What head games."
"Stop, stop the questions, they hurt my little head."
"Why do they hurt your little head?"
"Gah, my brain, it burns."
Cahadras looked at the arguing pair. She couldn't believe Sakura had gotten so close to someone so quickly. She never trusted anyone after her parents death, she doubted that she would even trust her and Shinma if they hadn't known eachother forever. 'To bad in the end they'll have to betray eachother.' Cahadras thought sadly. 'I'm going to hate seeing her hurt after all this is over. Why are we even hanging around them? We know what's going to happen. Damn them all, damn them for having me think this way.'
(just so you all know ~...~ will be telepathic)
~Showing feelings for the girls, how sad~ Cahadras heard in her mind. It was Hiei.
~What if I am? I've known them their entire life. I'll care for who I want to and you won't tell me differently~
~It's a weak feeling, it holds you down. You'll never get anywhere with it~
~You seem to of gotten pretty far with it~
~What are you talking about~
~Yukina~
~What about her~
~I know she's your sister~
~If you~
~I'm not going to tell her, I don't even know her~
~If you tell anyone~
~You'll kill me, I won't tell anyone, who would I tell~
~How do you know~
~I read your thoughts, I had to do something~
~You little bitch~
~Nice talkin to ya but I best be goin~ Cahadras quickly ended the conversation.
Hiei glared at Cahadras. 'That little bitch' He thought.
~I resent that~ Cahadras said then quit talking for good.
Hiei studied Cahadras from the corner of his eye. He had a feeling she wouldn't tell Yukina, she seemed to have to much pride. Maybe he could trust her.
"Let me get this straight." Yusuke said. "Your inu hayou so every new moon you lose all your youkai powers and become human."
Shinma nodded. "Yep. It drives me crazy to. You couldn't start to understand how it is."
"I think I'll keep it that way."
"What do you look like on the new moon?" Kuwabara asked.
"You see me now."
Kuwabara nodded. "Yeah."
"Just like this."
"Even I knew that Kuwabara." Yusuke laughed.
"Shut up Urameshi." Kuwabara yelled and swung at Yusuke. Yusuke easily dodged it and the two started punching eachother. In better words, Yusuke was the one throwing punches and Kuwabara was on the recieving end.
Shinma laughed and turned to Botan. "Do they always do this?"
Botan nodded. "Yeah, always. So are you planning to move back to Japan?"
"We go where bounty hunters aren't."
"Well if you ever go you'll have to meet everyone."
"That's if you don't arrest us first." Shinma pointed out.
"Oh yeah." Botan said sadly.
"Hey, don't worry bout it." Shinma said trying to cheer the Ferry up.
Botan smiled weakly. "I guess we'll just have to deal with it when it comes. If it comes."
Kuwabara slammed into a wall and Yusuke clapped his hands together. "Will you ever learn?"
"You as well as the rest of us know Detective that his mind is to small to comprehend anything so the answer is no." Hiei said.
Cahadras giggled but stopped as soon as she started hoping no one heard her.
Hiei looked at her. He was the only one who heard it because everyone else were busy talking. "Did you just?"
"Say it and die." Cahadras stated quickly before he could say anything else.
"Is that a challenge?"
"It will be if you say anything else."
"Hn."
"Hn."
Hiei and Cahadras looked at eachother. "Stop taking my word." They yelled at the same time giving eachother death glares.
The two were broken away from the glaring contest at the sound of breaking glass. They looked and saw Sakura standing as if she had just thrown something. They looked ahead and saw a car full of teenaged girls and the back window was broken.
"Fucking sluts." Sakura mummbled.
"What just happened?" Cahadras asked. Shinma leaned and whispered in her ear.
"When those girls passed they cat-called Kurama. Looks like Sakura's jeolous."
"Really?"
"Yeah, perfect blackmail." Shinma started walking up to Sakura but Cahadras held her back.
"What?" Shinma asked.
"Not now." Cahadras told her.
"Why not?"
"Look at her. She looks like she's about to go on a killing spree. You don't want your throat ripped out now do you."
"Not today I don't."
"And I thought only inu youkai were overly protective."
"Nope, all canines are, that includes you and Sakura."
"Me?"
"You are half Kitsune."
"Damn." Cahadras muttered. "Just what I wanted."
"So that means you'll be protective of Hi..." Shinma was cut off by Cahadras hand over her mouth.
"You really wanna die don't you?"
Shinma pulled Cahadras hand off her mouth. "Why is everyone picking on me today? What did I do wrong, I'm innocent."
Cahadras walked ahead to catch up with the rest of the group. "Keep telling yourself that."
Shinma followed. "I will."
Through the whole walk there, Yusuke and Kuwabara fought, Botan tried to break them up, Hiei and Cahadras walked in silence, Shinma thought of the perfect blackmail, Kurama kept asking Sakura why she broke the car's window and Sakura kept telling him to stop playing mind games until she got annoyed and grabbed his hair and wouldn't let go until he stopped asking questions but Kurama, being the curious kitsune he is, kept asking.
They entered the school and went to the gym where the show was being held. Yusuke, Kuwabara, Botan, and Hiei toke a seat in the very back. The place was full.
"This place is packed." Botan said looking around.
"Could it have something to do with the extra credit given if you bother to show up?" Shinma asked sacastically.
Sakura pushed Kurama into a seat and covered his mouth with her hand. "Be a good boy and stay here. Understand?"
Kurama nodded and Sakura toke her hand away from his mouth.
"So why did you do that?" Kurama asked.
Sakura covered his mouth again. "Shhhhhhh, no more talky, you talk to much. It's quiet time now. Quiet. Do you understand that word?"
Kurama nodded.
"Good. Now, sit, stay, be quiet, and don't break anything. Now do you understand?"
Kurama nodded again and Sakura toke her hand back.
"You still haven't answered my question." He said.
Sakura gave an impatient sigh and walked towards the stage muttering something about hot, nosy kitsunes by the name of Kurama.
"Jeez Kurama, now look what you did. You went and made Sakura mad." Shinma said, faking to care.
"I don't see why she'd be mad over a simple question." Kurama said innocently.
"Not a question. Millions of questions that drove her insane." Shinma told him. "Do you how many times you asked her the same thing over and over and over again."
"I don't recall."
"Good thing I don't have to deal with you, that's Sakura's job." Shinma muttered and walked to the stage.
"I'm amazed by your patience." Cahadras said, "To bad I have very little." She then walked of to the stage.
"You enjoy bugging Sakura don't you Kurama." Botan said.
"I'd be lying if I said I didn't."
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A/N~ we'll end it there. damn, that was long. Hope you people enjoyed reading all of that. Review and make me happy, it's not that good when I'm pissed *looks at burning city* just ask them. Stupid people, tried to cheat me on my slurpie. The sign said $0.99 not $1.00. Trying to rip me off, well, they got what they deserved *burning buidling falls catching more of the city on fire* muhahahahahahahahaha *takes drink of coke slurpie* hahahahahahahahahahaha *cough* *hack* I like revenge, and fire, and pointy objects, and shiny objects *rambles on for hours* and reviews. SO REVIEW!!!
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Pretend Your Someone Else
Getting Ready
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Days of practice for Shinma, Sakura, and Cahadras had paid off and the night had come. For Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, and Botan those days had helped them find more about the three.
Botan had told the three girls that her and the boys would go over to their apartment and walk with them to the show, without asking the boys first.
"Did you die in the bathroom Botan?" Yusuke yelled. He was beyond bored waiting for Botan. "Come on, you started getting ready before any of us and your still not done."
"Yusuke." Kurama said. "Women take much longer getting ready, everything has to be perfect with them."
"But they take so long, we're going to die before she comes out."
"I doubt that."
"I wouldn't be surprised." Hiei said. "Tell me again why I'm being forced into going to this ningen event."
"Who knows." Yusuke yawned. "Botan's always forcing us to do stuff we don't want to."
"I wonder if there are gonna be hot girls there." Kuwabara thought aloud. (What a friggin hentai, he's worse then Yusuke sometimes)
Hiei clutched his hands and grinded his teeth together. 'If Yukina didn't like you I would kill you.' He thought. 'Maybe I should kill you, it'll be doing her a favor.' (Awwww, how sweet, he's sticking up for his sister, my brother probably would of killed him already. That shows how much Hiei cares for Yukina, always thinking of her before himself, and how violent my brother is *looks at hole in wall* how very violent the boy is)
Botan walked out of the bathroom. "Ready." She called cheerfully. She wore a light blue halter top with a light purple skirt. She spun around in a circle. "What do you think?"
"You toke 4 hours to put on a skirt and shirt?" Yusuke asked.
"It was worth it, don't you think?" Botan smiled.
Yusuke's jaw dropped. "She's worse then Keiko." (I'm refering to their date when they went shopping, the episode they find out Toguros still alive and they are invited to the dark tournament, who goes clothes shopping on a date, really people, who does that?)
"We should be going." Kurama said. "We do have to pick them up after all."
"They better not take forever getting ready." Yusuke mumbled and the 5 left.
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When they got to Cahadras', Shinma's, and Sakura's apartment, Botan opened the door without knocking and walked in with the boys following. Cahadras sat on the couch sleeping and Shinma and Sakura were nowhere to be found.
Botan shook Cahadras awake. "Wakey wakey sleepy head."
Cahadras opened her eyes and looked around. "Why'd you wake me up, couldn't you see I was sleeping." Cahadras had on all black and her outfit looked similar to Hiei's exept the sleeves were shorter.
"Where's Shinma and Sakura?" Botan asked.
"Wha, what is that? Is that? No! Never!"
"Theres Sakura." Cahadras yawned.
"Get your ass back here."
"And theres Shinma." Cahadras yawned again.
Yusuke put his head in his hands. "No, we have to wait for them now, didn't we just do this."
"I think you'll survive Yusuke." Kurama said.
"How would you know?" Yusuke asked.
Kurama sighed. "You'll live through it."
Hiei looked out the window but suddenly turned around and glared at Cahadras. "Stop reading my thoughts bitch."
Cahadras tried to look innocent. "Now why would I read your thoughts, I would never do that."
"I know your reading my mind, if you don't want to die then I would advise you to stop now."
"Fine."
"Your still doing it."
"Damn." Cahadras muttered. "Fine. I'll stop noooooooooooooow." Cahadras cut the brainwaves off. "Now I'm bored."
Hiei glared at Cahadras and turned back to the window.
Sakura's door flew open and Sakura ran out with Shinma behind her. Sakura jumped behind Kurama, grabbed his shoulders and spun him around to avoid Shinma.
"Leave me alone." Sakura yelled.
"You lost the bet now deal with it." Shinma dived but was blocked off by Kurama.
"Could you stopped using me as a sheild?" Kurama asked feeling dizzy.
"No." Sakura said.
Botan looked at the two. "Whats going on?"
"Shinma and Sakura made a bet and Sakura lost so she has to do anything Shinma says." Cahadras told her.
"And whats that?" Kuwabara asked.
"To wear make-up."
Botan looked at Cahadras. "But Shinma doesn't wear make-up and neither does Sakura."
"True but Shinma loves torturing people with things they hate, she was gonna make Sakura wear a skirt and make-up but Sakura set the skirt on fire using her Kitsune Bi." (Fox Fire)
Sakura tried to escape in her room and got half way there before Shinma grabbed her hair, making Sakura fall back onto her butt.
"Got cha." Shinma smirked.
"I don't wanna be a Barbie." Sakura whinned.
"Oh, your not going to be just any Barbie, your going to be street hooker Barbie." (I saw a pic of it on the internet, it was beyond freaky. It was a joke site I think)
Sakura's eyes widened and she gasped. "You wouldn't."
Shinma smiled evilly. "Oh, but I would."
"But, she looks like a total slut, kinda like those ladies who go on Jerry Springer." (don't own Jerry Springer, they got some crazy people on that show.)
"Those ladies are freaky." Yusuke agreed.
"See, Yusuke agrees with me, don't ya." Sakura pointed to Yusuke.
"I said those ladies were freaky, not that I didn't want her to make you look like one." Yusuke grinned evilly. (Damn you Yusuke)
"The worlds against me." Sakura whinned.
"Let's go my personal Barbie doll." Shinma said.
"No, never! I'll do anything." Sakura pleaded.
"Anything?"
"Anything. Anything that tiny blackhole you call a heart of yours desires."
"Okay. I want all your ramen."
Sakura gasp. "No! Never!"
"No ramen or skanky Barbie. Both are horrible for you."
Sakura thought about it for a moment. "Fine, take the ramen, take the only thing that keeps me alive, my heart, my soul." She said dramatically.
Shinma let go of Sakura's hair. "You did the right thing. I get free ramen, good."
Everyone exept Cahadras looked dumbly at them and sweatdropped.
"Just when I thought they couldn't of gotten even wierder." Yusuke said. "They surprise me everytime."
"Fools." Hiei muttered.
"Well, that was, interesting." Kurama said.
"You could of embarrased her." Kuwabara told Shinma. "And you wanted ramen, how dumb are you?"
A red glint went through Shinma's eyes and she clutched her fists. "What... Did... You... Say... To... Me?" She said, the words equally spaced.
"Uh oh." Both Cahadras and Sakura said. Cahadras moved Botan back and Sakura moved Yusuke and Kurama back.
The glint in Shinma's eyes dissapeared and she stepped up to Kuwabara. "You know what?" She smiled sweetly then punched him in the face, knocking him to the ground. "Oops." She said coldly.
Yusuke and Sakura burst out laughing hystercally and Hiei and Cahadras smirked.
Botan pocked Kuwabara with her foot. "Is he okay?"
"The baka will be fine." Shinma said. "His head is hard enough, he'll be back in a moment or so. I really hate holding my strength back, it takes the fun out of everything."
"Still entertaining." Cahadras said.
Botan walked towards the door. "You all ready?"
Shinma walked to the door. "Yep."
"Where's your equiptment?" Botan asked.
"We left it there." Shinma told her.
Kuwabara sat up. "Where am I."
"We're leaving Kuwabara." Kurama said.
"Oh, okay."
The group left the apartment complex and went outside. (do you really want me to explain in detail every friggin stair?)
"There should be a law against going to school on a Saturday." Yusuke muttered.
"There should be no school period." Sakura said. "It's evil. Why have school?"
"It helps keep you out of trouble." Botan pointed out.
"What are we gonna do?" Shinma asked.
"Exept burn buildings down." Sakura said.
"It's not so bad." Kurama said.
Sakura glared at Kurama. "You like school don't you."
"I have nothing against it."
"Gasp, you sicko."
"Why would I be a sicko?"
"There you go with your head games again."
"What head games."
"Stop, stop the questions, they hurt my little head."
"Why do they hurt your little head?"
"Gah, my brain, it burns."
Cahadras looked at the arguing pair. She couldn't believe Sakura had gotten so close to someone so quickly. She never trusted anyone after her parents death, she doubted that she would even trust her and Shinma if they hadn't known eachother forever. 'To bad in the end they'll have to betray eachother.' Cahadras thought sadly. 'I'm going to hate seeing her hurt after all this is over. Why are we even hanging around them? We know what's going to happen. Damn them all, damn them for having me think this way.'
(just so you all know ~...~ will be telepathic)
~Showing feelings for the girls, how sad~ Cahadras heard in her mind. It was Hiei.
~What if I am? I've known them their entire life. I'll care for who I want to and you won't tell me differently~
~It's a weak feeling, it holds you down. You'll never get anywhere with it~
~You seem to of gotten pretty far with it~
~What are you talking about~
~Yukina~
~What about her~
~I know she's your sister~
~If you~
~I'm not going to tell her, I don't even know her~
~If you tell anyone~
~You'll kill me, I won't tell anyone, who would I tell~
~How do you know~
~I read your thoughts, I had to do something~
~You little bitch~
~Nice talkin to ya but I best be goin~ Cahadras quickly ended the conversation.
Hiei glared at Cahadras. 'That little bitch' He thought.
~I resent that~ Cahadras said then quit talking for good.
Hiei studied Cahadras from the corner of his eye. He had a feeling she wouldn't tell Yukina, she seemed to have to much pride. Maybe he could trust her.
"Let me get this straight." Yusuke said. "Your inu hayou so every new moon you lose all your youkai powers and become human."
Shinma nodded. "Yep. It drives me crazy to. You couldn't start to understand how it is."
"I think I'll keep it that way."
"What do you look like on the new moon?" Kuwabara asked.
"You see me now."
Kuwabara nodded. "Yeah."
"Just like this."
"Even I knew that Kuwabara." Yusuke laughed.
"Shut up Urameshi." Kuwabara yelled and swung at Yusuke. Yusuke easily dodged it and the two started punching eachother. In better words, Yusuke was the one throwing punches and Kuwabara was on the recieving end.
Shinma laughed and turned to Botan. "Do they always do this?"
Botan nodded. "Yeah, always. So are you planning to move back to Japan?"
"We go where bounty hunters aren't."
"Well if you ever go you'll have to meet everyone."
"That's if you don't arrest us first." Shinma pointed out.
"Oh yeah." Botan said sadly.
"Hey, don't worry bout it." Shinma said trying to cheer the Ferry up.
Botan smiled weakly. "I guess we'll just have to deal with it when it comes. If it comes."
Kuwabara slammed into a wall and Yusuke clapped his hands together. "Will you ever learn?"
"You as well as the rest of us know Detective that his mind is to small to comprehend anything so the answer is no." Hiei said.
Cahadras giggled but stopped as soon as she started hoping no one heard her.
Hiei looked at her. He was the only one who heard it because everyone else were busy talking. "Did you just?"
"Say it and die." Cahadras stated quickly before he could say anything else.
"Is that a challenge?"
"It will be if you say anything else."
"Hn."
"Hn."
Hiei and Cahadras looked at eachother. "Stop taking my word." They yelled at the same time giving eachother death glares.
The two were broken away from the glaring contest at the sound of breaking glass. They looked and saw Sakura standing as if she had just thrown something. They looked ahead and saw a car full of teenaged girls and the back window was broken.
"Fucking sluts." Sakura mummbled.
"What just happened?" Cahadras asked. Shinma leaned and whispered in her ear.
"When those girls passed they cat-called Kurama. Looks like Sakura's jeolous."
"Really?"
"Yeah, perfect blackmail." Shinma started walking up to Sakura but Cahadras held her back.
"What?" Shinma asked.
"Not now." Cahadras told her.
"Why not?"
"Look at her. She looks like she's about to go on a killing spree. You don't want your throat ripped out now do you."
"Not today I don't."
"And I thought only inu youkai were overly protective."
"Nope, all canines are, that includes you and Sakura."
"Me?"
"You are half Kitsune."
"Damn." Cahadras muttered. "Just what I wanted."
"So that means you'll be protective of Hi..." Shinma was cut off by Cahadras hand over her mouth.
"You really wanna die don't you?"
Shinma pulled Cahadras hand off her mouth. "Why is everyone picking on me today? What did I do wrong, I'm innocent."
Cahadras walked ahead to catch up with the rest of the group. "Keep telling yourself that."
Shinma followed. "I will."
Through the whole walk there, Yusuke and Kuwabara fought, Botan tried to break them up, Hiei and Cahadras walked in silence, Shinma thought of the perfect blackmail, Kurama kept asking Sakura why she broke the car's window and Sakura kept telling him to stop playing mind games until she got annoyed and grabbed his hair and wouldn't let go until he stopped asking questions but Kurama, being the curious kitsune he is, kept asking.
They entered the school and went to the gym where the show was being held. Yusuke, Kuwabara, Botan, and Hiei toke a seat in the very back. The place was full.
"This place is packed." Botan said looking around.
"Could it have something to do with the extra credit given if you bother to show up?" Shinma asked sacastically.
Sakura pushed Kurama into a seat and covered his mouth with her hand. "Be a good boy and stay here. Understand?"
Kurama nodded and Sakura toke her hand away from his mouth.
"So why did you do that?" Kurama asked.
Sakura covered his mouth again. "Shhhhhhh, no more talky, you talk to much. It's quiet time now. Quiet. Do you understand that word?"
Kurama nodded.
"Good. Now, sit, stay, be quiet, and don't break anything. Now do you understand?"
Kurama nodded again and Sakura toke her hand back.
"You still haven't answered my question." He said.
Sakura gave an impatient sigh and walked towards the stage muttering something about hot, nosy kitsunes by the name of Kurama.
"Jeez Kurama, now look what you did. You went and made Sakura mad." Shinma said, faking to care.
"I don't see why she'd be mad over a simple question." Kurama said innocently.
"Not a question. Millions of questions that drove her insane." Shinma told him. "Do you how many times you asked her the same thing over and over and over again."
"I don't recall."
"Good thing I don't have to deal with you, that's Sakura's job." Shinma muttered and walked to the stage.
"I'm amazed by your patience." Cahadras said, "To bad I have very little." She then walked of to the stage.
"You enjoy bugging Sakura don't you Kurama." Botan said.
"I'd be lying if I said I didn't."
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A/N~ we'll end it there. damn, that was long. Hope you people enjoyed reading all of that. Review and make me happy, it's not that good when I'm pissed *looks at burning city* just ask them. Stupid people, tried to cheat me on my slurpie. The sign said $0.99 not $1.00. Trying to rip me off, well, they got what they deserved *burning buidling falls catching more of the city on fire* muhahahahahahahahaha *takes drink of coke slurpie* hahahahahahahahahahaha *cough* *hack* I like revenge, and fire, and pointy objects, and shiny objects *rambles on for hours* and reviews. SO REVIEW!!!