Kyoko: Well dear readers here is your next chapter. I found it somewhat disappointing and not that great. -hits self with a paper fan and cries- But I hope you all enjoy it, read and review!!!

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"Ouch!! Can you stop that?" Gaara asked, half angry, half playful.

Hinata giggled as she continued to clean the cut on Gaara's arm, she was trying to be as gentle as possible but it seemed he was a little sensitive.

"Well maybe if you hadn't gotten into a fight with everybody I wouldn't have to do this." She said to him, pressing the cloth a little harder to his skin, he winced and let out another ouch.

"Tch, It's not my fault, that stupid Deidara started everything." He muttered, glaring at the wall.

"You're such a baby." She giggled again, continuing to clean his arm, seeing that it was completely blood free she put some ointment on it and then a bandage.

"Am not." He pouted very much child like, even with his impassive-like face.

Hinata sighed and shook her head, after all his cuts were cleaned and bandaged she got up and turned around to survey her work, she nodded her head in approval and smiled at the red-head who sat crossed legged on her camp bed.

Once he noticed Hinata was done with Gaara Sasuke immediately perked up and jumped off the top bunk, he made a small ouch sound as he landed but said nothing more as he sat on the edge of Gaara's bed which of course Gaara scowled at.

Hinata patted Gaara's red-head before she made her way over to Sasuke, along with her came her medic kit, she opened it up again and got a fresh cloth from it, she wet the cloth with her water bottle and began cleaning the Uchiha's wounds, he had a few more then Gaara and that's mainly because he had a small fight with his brother before the big throw down with Deidara. Once ointment and bandages were applied to Sasuke she got up and surveyed her work just like she did with Gaara, she frowned slightly, there wasn't much she could do about that black eye Sasuke had, she put some ointment on it but she knew an icepack would do better for it, but she didn't have an ice pack.

"Maybe they have on in the kitchen." She murmured softly, as she turned to make her way towards the door.

"Hey where are you going Hinata?" called Gaara from her bed.

"Icepack, for Sasuke-kuns eye." She replied, now turning the door handle.

"NO!!" both boys shouted as they jumped up.

"Wh-what?" she asked, slightly shocked by their actions.

"With those bastards down there, there is no way you're going down there." said Gaara, grabbing the girls arm and pulling her back to the bed. (Oooh, that sounded dirty xD)

Hinata sighed as she recalled the fight that had happened moments earlier.

FLASHBACK

"Well, we could always stay in Hinata-chans room." chimed Deidara.

It all happened so fast Hinata could barely blink, suddenly she was flung to a nearby couch as shouts of 'you sick bastard!', 'over my dead body', 'that can be arranged', 'go to hell', 'you're a dead man' and 'you fucking pervert if you touch her I'll rip your balls off' were heard throughout the cabin.

Hinata watched with wide eyes as her boyfriend and Sasuke lunged themselves at the handsome blonde Deidara who only smirked and made a move to dodge them, the fight was pretty fast, Deidara moved to one side to dodge Sasukes tackle but let Gaara fly straight into him, but somehow he got Gaara in a headlock and once Sasuke was back on his feet he swung the read-head at Sasuke, the two teens crashed into each other but quickly recovered and went straight for Deidara again, but they were easily dealt with, Deidara moved like some kind of dancer(if Hinata had to say she might say salsa) he quickly whacked the boys away…

More detail would be added but Tobi the one with the mask quickly went to sit with Hinata and distracted her by telling her weird stories about how he single handedly defeated a gang of pirates and that he was actually going to play james bond but had to quit because of his grandma dying and then he started trying to use lame pick up lines on Hinata.

"Are you a pirate? Because I'm digging your booty."

"Ex-excuse me?"

"I wish you were my homework so I could do you on the table."

"H-huh?"

"Do your feet hurt? Cause baby you've been running through my mind all day!"

"Errr…"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"TOBI GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HER!!!" shouted Sasuke as he charged towards the masked boy.

Then everything became blurry, somehow Tobi got involved in the fight and then Neji came into the room with his metal bat and tried whacking everyone in his path(mainly Gaara) and then Lee came in and every stopped momentarily to gape at his swim wear, while Deidara was distracted Gaara kicked him in the balls and Sasuke punch him in the gut and so on, in the end Sasuke and Gaara still lost but Deidara and Tobi had their fair share of wounds as well.

ENDFLASHBACK

"Fine, fine. I'll stay here." muttered Hinata, defeated.

A knocking sound could then be heard and Sasuke got up to answer it, instantly the room seemed five times colder.

"What. Do. You. Want." Sasuke sneered.

"What? I just wanted to check up on Hinata-chan." came the voice of porn reader extraordinaire Kakashi.

"Well, she is fine, thank you very much." replied Sasuke curtly, trying to slam the door but Kakashi kept it firmly held open.

"Nice eye by the way duckbutt." said Kakashi cheerfully as he stepped into the room.

Sasuke twitched and glared at the counselors back.

"Hello Hinata-chan, how are you?" the silver-haired man asked.

"Good, thank you." She replied kindly.

"Ah, that's good to know. I hope these little delinquents aren't giving you to much trouble, you know with them growing up and those manly urges…." Kakashi trailed off giving Hinata a playful wink.

Hinata turned red instantly and looked at the counselor with shock as she covered her mouth with a hand stifling a gasp.

"Get out!" roared Gaara from beside Hinata, his angry glare back on his face as if it were permanent.

"Now now boys, don't be so mean. I came to ask Hinata-chan one more thing." chimed Kakashi, seeming to not mind at all the evil glares that were being sent his way.

"Then hurry up and ask old man." replied Gaara curtly.

Kakashi look somewhat offended for a short moment before grinning behind his mask again as he turned his attention towards Hinata.

"Well, you see Hinata-chan, none of us are very good cooks around here, so we were all wondering if you'd be the cook around here?" he asked, seeming hopeful now.

"Uhm well," she thought about it and a small smile appeared on her face, "Yeah, sure, I love cooking." She agreed with a nod.

"Great, well could you come down stairs now? It's dinner time." said Kakashi, just before he left the room.

Hinata got up to fallow Kakashi, both boys fallowed downstairs, determined to keep her away from the Akatsuki, Neji and anyone else for that matter. Hinata went straight for the kitchen and was surprised to see that it was completely empty; she smiled to herself as she saw a plastic bag on the table filled to the top with random food items. She went over to the counter where the bag was and started emptying it of its contents, she then rummaged around the kitchen in search for pots, pans and other cooking utensils, she placed the pots and pans on the stove and started boiling water in the pot, she put some butter in the pan but had yet to turn on the heat for that, she then looked around the kitchen again for a cutting board once said item was found she started chopping up all sorts of vegetables, once all vegetables were chopped she went and found herself another pan a much large pan then the other one, it took up the two back burners. She took something pink from off the counter where she had emptied the bag and unwrapped it, then she put the pink thing on the very large pan and started bombarding it with spices, once that was done she turned on the back burners and then she noticed that the water in the pot was boiling so she put half of the vegetables in it, something that looked like noodles and something that appeared to be small slabs of beef, she then tossed the rest of the vegetables into the smaller pan and also bombarded them with spices, she then stepped away from the stove/oven and watched the food cook, she smiled to herself, apparently satisfied and that turned to the sink to get herself a glass of water.

Gaara and Sasuke watched in awe as Hinata moved around the kitchen, she looked so graceful the way she did everything, it was like watching some kind of movie, not only did everything smell very appetizing it also looked pretty tasty from where they were standing.

Hinata was now walking towards them with a happy smile on her face.

"The food will be ready in about fifteen minutes." she stated.

Both boys nodded their heads lamely.

Suddenly a large stomping sound could be heard and the cabin seemed to be shaking, within seconds the kitchen door burst open revealing a big mob of boys. Naruto was in the front of the crowd screaming something about not eating for days and that Chouji had tried to eat him several times, which Chouji denied and whistled innocently at. Then random shouts of 'FEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEE!!!' could be heard.

Hinata sweat dropped at the insane looking mob and backed away some, she looked at Gaara and Sasuke for help, both boys sighed and started yelling for the other boys to calm down, once they were calmed Sasuke and Gaara told them that Hinata said the food would be ready in fifteen minutes and to go wait in the dining room at the table. Reluctantly the mob went away, muttering things under their breath, Sasuke could swear he heard someone say 'Man, I wish Sasuke-kun was shirtless again, I want to see that hot bod' Sasuke shook his head and shivered.

Everyone sat around a very large wooden table, most of the boys were too busy enjoying the meal to notice the eerie feeling that encased the dining room, the room was filled with tension, filled with the intent to kill. If you had good ears, besides hearing loud slurping noises, chomping sounds and 'omg this is so good!' you would also hear low growling sounds and you'd also see ferocious glares.

Hinata tensed up as she sat next to two very pissed off hormonal teenaged boys, on her right was Gaara, he had his chopsticks poking his piece of salmon vigorously, Hinata was surprised that the poor piece of fish didn't fall apart already. On her left was Sasuke who was chewing his vegetables so intensely that Hinata had a mental image of Sasuke with broken teeth grinning at her sheepishly like some sort of embarrassed chibi.

Then sitting across from her, Gaara and Sasuke was a smug looking Uchiha Itachi, who looked like he didn't have a care in the world. He also took the liberty of ignoring the heated glare that Sasuke was so kindly giving him, next to Itachi we have a fuming handsome blonde, who actually lost three handsome points since his face looked a little scratched up and when he smiled at Hinata revealing a broken tooth he lost four more points, damn, poor Deidara. Sitting next to Deidara was the ever bubbly Tobi, who if was hurt we couldn't tell you because he is wearing that damned mask.

Oooh, look someone decided to break the somewhat silence. (Somewhat because of the other noisy people at the table. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!)

"You two little brats are going to pay, un." sneered the not so happy Deidara.

"Sorry, I left my money at home." replied Sasuke icily, swallowing his severely chewed up veggies.

And dinner went on with many more rude remarks from Deidara, Sasuke and Gaara. Tobi decided to stay out of the fight this time because the three aforementioned guys decided to start throwing their knives and daggers at each other(and this time I mean literally) Actually no, you got PUNK'D. Hahaha, sorry lame attempt at comedy.

Anyway, the REAL reason Tobi decided to stay out of the fight was because, well just because, he wasn't in the damn mood, so sue me.

Five long minutes later, Sasuke Gaara and Deidara got into another verbal fight.

"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!" said Gaara, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Yeah, well, Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!" retorted Deidara.

"That's lame, check this one. Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck." Sasuke said, looking smug.

"Oh! How dare you say that about my mother! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!" shouted Deidara angrily.

"Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!" replied Gaara.

Deidara made another sound of outrage, "Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads 'one at a time, please'"

Sasuke snickered slightly, "Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died." And then he held onto his stomach from laughing so much, apparently he found that one very funny.

Deidara glared nastily while Gaara just raised an imaginary brow.

"Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins!!" growled Deidara, looking extremely angry.

Gaara just scoffed, "Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world."

Deidara let out another outraged scream and was standing up now; he pointed both in index fingers at Gaara and Sasuke.

"Yo mama so fat she had to go to the beach to get baptized!!" snarled the less handsome blonde.

Sasuke and Gaara were now standing up too, when they had gotten up Hinata didn't notice; she just spent her time gaping at the argument.

"Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!" replied Sasuke mockingly.

Deidara looked like he had just been slapped in the face; apparently people talking about his mama bothered him, greatly. So much in fact that he just tossed his ramen on Gaara and threw his salmon at Sasuke. The other boys at the table now miraculously took noticed of the fight between the red-head, the duckbutt and the blonde.

And then all hell broke loose when Naruto shouted, "FOOOD FIGHHHHHTT!"

Everything was once again a blur as all her hard work was thrown about the room, her amazingly cooked food was now being used like dodge balls, Hinata sniffed, Gaara took note of this and tried to comfort her but had to stop abruptly when more ramen came crashing into his face fallowed by a mad crackling laughter from Deidara, Gaara picked up his plate of vegetables and started throwing them like darts at the laughing blonde.

In the end, no one survived this war...… just, joking. Ehehehe..

Scrubbing sounds could now be heard throughout the almost empty dining room, here we have Deidara, Sasuke, Gaara, Naruto and somehow Hinata cleaning up the messy food covered room.

"I can't believe I'm stuck cleaning up with you guys." Whined Naruto, as he leaned himself against the wall, causing more food to stick to his clothing.

"It's you dobe who shouted 'food fight' remember?" replied Sasuke icily.

"Yeah, but I didn't start the fight unlike a certain someone. COUGH COUGH, Deidara!" retorted Naruto, glaring at the other blonde. "And," continued Naruto just as Deidara was about to retort, "Why is Hinata-hime here? She didn't start the fight."

"Oooh," chimed Deidara, "That reminds me, Hinata-chan, after we're all done cleaning here, why don't we have a nice hot, kinky shower together, un?" he asked silkily, winking at the lavender-eyed female.

That was Hinata's cue to turn a bright red and Gaara and Sasuke's cue to throw a magically appeared rocks at Deidara which somehow managed to hit Naruto, knocking him unconscious.

Will the fighting never cease?

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Kyoko: See? I told you it was terrible, didn't I? -hides behind a tree- Don't kill me.. I read through it again and I guess It's not THAT bad but it's still bad. Please tell me what you thought and then kindly review. Ohh and some ideas wouldn't kill. Thanks.

Oh yeah and Sorry about forgetting to add 'un' to Deidara's sentances in the last chapter, I forgot...