Chapter 10 : Hey, I made it!- I mean, looking through the residue of a fire or a body that has been combusted, leaving a small black powder sometimes associated to how Phoenix relive because, Phoenix relive from their ashes which is a small residue left after combustion but you already knew that, right, I just told you… well, what could I say to make this longer… oh, I know, I watched 24 yesterday and it was very good even though I prefer Lost and are you still reading? Loser… go play KotOR…
NOTE: The name has nothing to do with what is to follow.
REAL chapter 10: The wonderful world of Bnet…
Burt and Fart woke up in a cage. Looking forward, they could see a path lined with tall structures.
"Uh… Where are we?" asked Burt.
"I don't know… we must have-" Before Furt could answer, the gates in front of him opened and words appeared before them saying LEVEL 10: Ogres. "Quick, Burt, let's make a run for it!"
They ran as far as they could only to be attacked by the tall structures. The towers were launching missiles in their direction.
"UH! IT BURNS! WHAT KIND OF HELL IS THIS!" screamed Furt, still running.
"Look! A sign!" Burt pointed to a sign. It said: This TD was made by WILLTHEALMIGHTY
The two made it to the end with only a few Hit Points left.
"We made it! We're free!"
Suddenly, more words appeared on the screen:
WILLTHEALMIGHTY: I can't believe we lost! You n00bs!
DARTHKAYOS: You're the n00b, you took the wrong race you dumbass!
ELFOFLORIEN: Calm down damnit, the difficulty was set to Hell, were you expecting to last long?
BURT: What are they saying Furt?
FURT: I THINK THIS IS THE AUTHOR WE WERE TRYING TO KILL! QUICK GET HIM!
The two tried to make it but ended up in total darkness again. They woke up in another game. The area is separated into four corners, each one with three castles. Footman rage around killing each other.
"What is this?" asked Furt.
"It seems we've entered a parallel world where entire armies of footmen are created for the sole purpose of annihilating each other and eventually get more money to get an enhanced castle, only to create more units, doomed to die by the hands of one of their own…" answered Burt. "My intelligence is hurting"
"Well, hello there, little new players!" said a mysterious voice.
"Holy…"
"Yes, it is I! The great master: Mike Myers!"
"I never could have guessed… what do we do? Ô mighty comedy king?"
"I am going to make you graduate n00b school! That's right, you will turn from a total ignorant to an uber player! Follow me to my hideout game…" says Mike, getting into his England-painted car.
The newly-formed trio arrive into a game of DotA, one of the classics of Bnet. No one is around.
"You two are going to try and beat me in this game. But, just to be fair, if I don't beat you in 10 minutes, then you get to move on!"
"Uh, ok?"
Select a hero:
"Burt? I'm having trouble choosing one of these guys… I kinda like the green glowy one and that cow-man…" said Furt.
"Just choose one!"
Five minutes later…
"FURT! WOULD YOU JUST CHOOSE ONE ALREADY!"
"I'm hesitating…"
"Alright boys, I beat the crap out of you" said Mike. "Now, come on here, I have a few tips for you… Furt, you gotta choose one in less than 30 seconds, they're all the same anyway. Burt, don't yell at your team mates. You sucked too."
After a few thousand tries, Mike Myers lets the two ogres last 10 minutes and 01 seconds, just to go farther.
"Okay. I'm going to be honest, there is no hope for you two. But perhaps you're just not DotA players. So, we'll get into an easy game: Mazes. One of my favorites too, Run Kitty Run In Hell."
"What do we do?"
"Well, you guide your cat through dogs and if you touch any dogs, then the cat dies and you lose"
"This is going to be long…"
Yes, the two ogres had winded up in the world of