Ohmigawsh you guys! It's finally here. The last one shot, and then we can move onto Audrey-finally-has-an-effing-story-not-just-random-scenes. Yay! I am actually REALLY excited. Fo'sho.

Just a note-I am Jewish so yeah I know what I'm talking about with the holiday. I'm just making Audrey sound ridiculous 'cause she's not Jewish. Yeah, so please don't biatch at me for 'not knowing about the holiday' blah blah.

Thank you so much for the reviews. They really made my week. And I've never recieved this many reviews for what I write. YAY I LOOOOOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Way to have a lot of exclamation points.)

Festive

It was her mother's holiday.

Thanksgiving.

Her mother was wearing brown and her father was wearing a green sweater to match his eyes. Her mother looked like a turkey except not so fat. Her father looked content to see his wife so happy.

All because of Thanks-fucking-giving.

Audrey hated the holiday. She wasn't sure why but it was possibly because Graham and Mom adored the holiday and Grandpa and his two idiotically-named sons Ping and Pong flew in. And Mom had to make the place settings right and get the perfect turkey and whatnot.

It made Audrey sick. But she was festive on the outside.

Her personal favorite holiday was a Jewish holiday which didn't make any fucking sense at all but neither did her ridiculous mother and her ridiculous antics. The holiday was called Yom Kipp-or or something like that. Whatever she had found the holiday on wikipedia. The holiday invovled fasting and repenting for your sins. To Audrey it made sense and it sounded awesome- asking for forgiveness. Something her mother needed to do on a daily basis.

"What's wrong, bay-bay?" Graham winked at her.

Audrey rolled her eyes. With his golden locks and blue eyes, he was a poster boy for an Abercrombie model. Except he thought modeling was stupid and he actually wanted to get somewhere with his life. It was funny; Graham had ideas about being smart and Audrey wanted to get out of her mother's critical eye. Hmm, she thought, maybe we should run away together.

"Aw, baby, are you sad?" Graham showed her his puppy dog face. Except when Graham made it, it looked like an old person dying face.

Audrey laughed.

"GRAHAM AND AUDREY! Are either one of you going to help?!" Their mother's voice could be heard from the kitchen.

"Yeah, Mom, I'm coming!" Graham ran off into the newly furnished kitchen with all of its new high-tec digital applicances.

Audrey just stayed put. Her brother, grandfather and mother could be festive on this holiday. But she sure wouldn't.

Happy thanksgiving, Upper east siders. We hear a certain mini B is being broody. It seems she takes after her father after all... You know you love me, xoxo Gossip girl.