George walked up to the police academy.
George: Let's see. "Police acade…akka…akada…" It says "Police," so this must be the place.
Whatshername arrived.
Whatshername: I wonder if Diancie's realized I've hung up yet. George, what are you doing here?
George: I'm here because I've got something important to do. What are YOU doing here? Did you commit a crime?
Whatshername (worried): Of course not, silly!
George: ….How am I silly? That seemed like a legitimate question to me.
Whatshername (whispering): Don't talk about me committing a crime. Half the people here are suspicious that I have a criminal record.
George: …..You DO have a criminal record.
Whatshername: Shush! Okay, shush! Just do your important thing, whatever it is, and get out of here.
George: No problem.
George ran inside. Whatshername went inside at a normal speed. George saw Officer Jenny.
George: You! Make it so it's legal for 17-year-olds to get married!
Officer Jenny: What? Sir, I don't make laws. I enforce them.
George: Oh, I see. So then the dude who makes laws must be….A ghost who lives underneath the building!
Whatshername: WHAT?!
George punched the floor, causing a big hole to appear in it.
George: Sweet! A hole in the floor! I'm gonna jump in! MILTANKABUNGA!
George jumped in the hole.
Officer Jenny: …..Do you know that guy?
Whatshername: Nope.
George reached the bottom.
George: Alright, where's the ghost?
?: I'm right here.
George: Why, hello A ghost who lives underneath the building.
A ghost who lives underneath the building: Greetings, white-haired young man in green clothes.
George: My hair's brown. This is a hat.
A ghost who lives underneath the building: My apologies.
George: It's cool. So, could you make it so people can get married when they're 17?
A ghost who lives underneath the building: You're the first person to ever bother asking me to change a law they don't like, so sure. It's as if people don't know I exist.
A ghost who lives underneath the building turned around.
A ghost who lives underneath the building: Gairram seventy-one lagel won!
A ghost who lives underneath the building turned back around.
A ghost who lives underneath the building: There you go. The law's been changed, dude.
George: Spectacular! Now we just gotta wait for her birthday.
A ghost who lives underneath the building: Her 17th birthday?
George: No, 18th.
A ghost who lives underneath the building: …But my dude, even if you hadn't had me change the law, you could've married her on that day. 18-year-olds could already get married, and she will be an 18-year-old on that day.
George: …..Oh! So that's what Serena was trying to tell me. She really was not being clear. But whatever, this is still a nice thing to do for other 17-year-olds who wanna get married. And also, now it won't matter what time we have the wedding at. Before, we would have to wait until the time when she turns 18. Now we can have the wedding whenever in the day we want.
A ghost who lives underneath the building: Tubular!
George: Tubular indeed. Tubular…..indeed.
George tried to climb out of the hole.
A ghost who lives underneath the building: Don't leave, man. It's so lonely down here. You wanna hang out for a while? I've got Mario Party 3.
George: Well, I really should go be with my fiancé and talk to our families about this. But I've never played Mario Party 3, so heck yeah I can hang out for a while!
A ghost who lives underneath the building: Kickin'!
A ghost who lives underneath the building and George played Mario Party 3.
