The Crying Dame in The Nutshell

Lincoln: Hi I'm Lincoln Park and welcome to an episode where I guarantee that a song will be stuck on your head.

Lily: I'm gonna cry loud.

Loud Kids: Why is Lily crying.

Rita: Because she's a baby dumbass, all of you cried before expect for Lucy's creepy ass.

Lucy: Hi I'm that girl from The Ring and I can still see you through my bangs.

*Later*

Lori: I found Fenton the fox.

Fenton: Hi I'm Foxy the fox and I'm gonna sing a annoying ass song that Lily will enjoy while the Loud Kids will get annoyed.

Parent: Oh hell nah, You guys got Satan with you.

Loud Kids: Bruh.

*Later*

Fenton: I'm still singing this annoying ass songs for Lily's coconut head ass

Loud Kids: We hate you Foxy and we're gonna throw you in the dumps.

Fenton: Oh fuck.

Lori: Foxy is in trash.

Loud Kids: Yay!

*Next Day*

Lily: Foxy is gone and I'm sad.

Leni: Oh no, Lily misses Foxy.

Lincoln: We gotta get Foxy back.

Sisters: Yes.

*Later*

Fenton: I'm dead.

Loud Kids: Fuck.

Lincoln: I'll be Foxy.

Sister: Ok.

*Later*

Lincoln: Hi lil' bitch, I'm Foxy.

Lily: Since I'm a baby, I believe that Foxy is here even tho that's Lincoln Park.

Luna: I'm gonna use the acoustic guitar and sing that annoying ass songs with a beautiful voice.

Everyone: Let's sing.

Parents: OH FUCK THIS, LETS GO TO GERMANY IN 1939 BEFORE THE INVASION OF POLAND HAPPENED EVEN THO IN THE EPISODE WE JUST SCREAMED.


Alternative Ending

Lincoln: Oh fuck the head fell off.

Lily: OMG I can't believe Foxy was hurting Lincoln.

Lincoln: Wat?

Lily: I'm gonna beat this retarded bootlegged Foxy head because of what he did to my brother.

*Later*

Everyone: Yay, Foxy is officially dead.

Parents: Let's get ice cream.

Everyone: Yay.


The End.