I was dancing around to a song "peanut butter and jelly" in the training room with some of the hellsing soldiers dancing a long while the wild geese members were staring at us like we were on drugs.

"I thought they were supposed to be tough members but they're just goofing around"

One of the men said

*(Chorus) Now, break it down and freeze 4x*

"this is really weird even for my tasted," Pip said as the song ended with me now on the Ceiling dancing to ice cream and cake

"HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET UP THERE?!" pip shouted

"Hey, pop want to dance with me?" I asked as I flipped off the ceiling holding my hand out to him only for him to look to me

"Sorry but I don't dance and my name is Pip "

"so...you're not gonna dance with us? " I asked

"I mean it's just..."

"What my boss is trying to say is that you're crazy, and we don't get along with crazy people" one of the members of the wild geese's said as the music came to an automatic halt then started playing "The sound of silence - Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel" you turn away from them and walked to a dark corner pulling a blanket over you as the music continues to play

"what the fuck just happened?"

"aw crap you made her sad" one man said

"Yep you're dead"

"by who ?"

"by seras, it's not a good thing to get her unhappy like this"

"Why, and why do I get the feeling I should become really concerned?"

" Well you should and you shouldn't.. because the last time someone made her this depressed...they disappeared"

"he's name was Carl," another soldier said sliding in

"it was always about you Carl," he said with a sigh

"poor Carl"

"Who the fuck is Carl?!" pip asked almost shouting

"the One that disappeared a long time ago before you guys came"

"(Y/n) what's wrong ?" seras asked coming into the training room seeing you in the corner with the sad music playing

"Pip hates me, " You told her

"Aw come on " You cut her off as you pull out a tape player to replay what the guy said only for her to glare at Pip's group

"Told you," One one of the soldiers said as they went back to what they were doing

"Pip stop bothering tsume! "

"What are you talking about I didn't do anything to her ,I just told her I didn't want to dance big deal!" later you,Seras and Pip was sent on a 2 week mission in France to stop a large amount of zombies , on the way there you saw pip trying to flirt with Seras but failed when you stopped it, 30 minutes into killing zombies you pretty much toy with pip keeping him away from Seras by dumping water on his head or throwing objects at him

"get back here you little monster!"

pip shouted as he chased after you

"Catch me if you can!" you shouted as you ran from him laughing, doing this was fun for you but later got bored of him. you guys were in an abandoned building that said to have vampire

"Mimi NO the hand slinging slasher is in there!"

"Who are you talking to?" pip asked as you were reading a horror book as your teddy bear was doing the killing

"reading Mimi's great adventure with the hand slinging slasher"

"were in the middle of a battle and you're reading a book while your teddy bear is doing the fighting?"

"yeah pretty much, your friends don't seem to have a problem with that," you said as pip looked over to see them drinking tea, watching tv and eating junk food

"Are you kidding me?"

"Relax pip it's much scarier when you're in a dead building then just fighting zombies"

"I don't think I can imagine anything scarier than fighting zombies"

"Wanna bet," you said as you allowed him to sit next to you and you begin to read the book together, it didn't take long for him to get into it

a minute later)

"NO SUSIE GET OUT OF THE HOUSE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!"

"IT'S TOO LATE, SHE'S DONE FOR!" the two of you gasp as you were now wrapped in a blanket with candles light everywhere, once the all the zombies were dealing with you guys pretty much stayed in the building for the night because it started to rain and thunder

"*big gasp* I can't believe she's dead," Pip said as you take a bite out of a cookie

"I told you she was going to be the next victim, that hand slinging slasher don't play," you said holding onto the covers

"If that was me I would of have each and every weapon with me ready," Pip said eating some Chinese fried noodles

"I know right, by the way where did the Chinese food come from?"

"Oh I made it appear when you weren't looking," you said

"Oh, ok" was all he said as he went back to eating it then thunder strike making everybody scream as you and pip hid under your blankies. after your week was up you all returned to hellsing the next morning

"I was wrong about you kid"

"Really, I was so right about you"

"about what?"

"that you like seras and if you think I'm gonna let you take her then watch me walk away," you said as you walked away only to hear him chuckle, you went to go see what Walter was doing and helped him around a little then went for a nap