My lurvely readers, welcome back to Akastuki Cosplay Cafe :D! In this lovely episode, we build up to the wonderful scene you've all been waiting for - THE CLOSET! So just bear with me till then, and your kinky closet scene will come :D.

Thank you all for the reviews, story alerts, and favorites - I love them all uberly! :3

Now on to the warnings - EH?

WARNING, IF YOU DON'T READ THIS YOU'RE SCREWED - NUFF SAID: Sasori and Deidara are just sexually bunnies on the prowl. We skip ahead two weeks. ACTUAL SMUT HAPPENS IN THIS CHAPTER! You can't say I never warned you (:, however, I will indicate where the smut starts and ends in this chapter, and if you would like me to do that for future chapters - just tell me. If not, I'll just let the readers read :D.I'm sorry, but I don't break the fourth wall this time - next chapter I'll make up for it ;D.

And finally... Eh, just read and be amazed.

Italics represent the conversation between Naruto and Sasuke early on, then later Italics stand for the conversation between two characters - you'll see what I'm babbling about ;D

Read & Enjoy! :D.

Akatsuki Cosplay Café

Chapter Ten: Closets can be so Kinky

"Sasori, Deidara, since you two find it worth your while to ditch work just so you can go off and have sex; I am banning the two of you from banging in my store for two whole years." Itachi glared slits at his two, mate-like-bunnies, idiot workers that were sitting right across from him, completely ignoring his threat.

Now normally, you would think one would start to pee his pants in fear after receiving the rumored death glare for Itachi. But one can only presume that, by the way Deidara and Sasori were still groping at each other, giving the occasional eye roll or scoff towards the older ravens way – they could honestly care less about it all.

Either that, or they had one hell of a death wish - and Itachi had the Death Note to make it true. A.K.A: His notepad!

"I love how you think that banning us from sex for two years is going to change anything, Itachi." Sasori commented with an air of nonchalance as if his hand was not even on Deidara's crotch at the moment – which it was.

"Oi, Tachi~" Deidara cried from his, very sensual, spot on top of Sasori's. Hands mindlessly playing with the bright red tresses of his lover's hair. He gave Itachi a goofy grin that held more sexual innuendos than you could count. "If Sari and I can't have physical sex, can we do it over the phone then?"

"As long as it doesn't get my - wait, what?" Itachi raised an eyebrow at the sudden, inappropriate, question. His normally cool and calm demeanor cracked for that slight fraction of a second. Leave it to Sasori and Deidara to shatter Itachi's mask of sexy indifference. "What in God's name makes you think I want you to have sex over the phone?"

"Because it's kinky?" Deidara raised an eyebrow.

"Because it's fun?" Sasori added in his own quirked eyebrow as well.

"Because it's basically the safest form of sex?"

"No, Deidara, actually the safest form of sex is abstinence." Itachi tried his best to remain bored in this situation - but that was proving to be very difficult now.

"That may as well be true, but I sure as Hell don't practice such a thing." The redhead placed small kisses along the blonde's neck, causing Deidara to moan while Itachi's glare just kept on increasing and increasing… and increasing.

Oh yeah, they were most definitely going in the Death Notepad of Doom.

And jeez, Itachi, haven't you heard that glaring causes higher spikes in your blood pressure?

"It's super easy, Tachi! You just have to try it, un!" Deidara beamed proudly towards his higher-up. Fishing through his front pocket, he pulled out his android cellphone - apparently, working at a Cosplay Café pays you very well. "If you don't believe us, we could always show you the wonders of phone sex."

"What a brilliant idea, my love." Sasori agreed, his smirk ever widening as he fished out his own cell phone.

By now, the older raven's blood pressure was through the roof and he could most certainly feel his eye starting to go into spasms. "No. No, no, no. I'd rather not see you two have phone sex," Itachi replied with a growl, but sadly, it was already too late. Sasori and Deidara were already caught up in their sexual activities for the day.

The moans from Deidara, followed along by the obvious couch rocking that was supposed to represent - well… yeah - were giving the older raven one hell of a headache.

"A-Ahh, Sari it feels so good!"

"Moan for me louder, Babe. I want to hear your voice reverberate through the speakers - the sounds go straight to my -"

"-ENOUGH!" Itachi threw his holier-than-thou sketchpad on the floor, his last few bars of sanity were rapidly plummeting to the ground.

About time, though.

"What? Did we rock the couch too hard?" Deidara grinned madly, "Or maybe you wanted to join us in our phone sex escapades?" he waggled his eyebrows suggestively at the fuming raven. Oh my, Deidara when are you ever going to learn? When are you ever going to realize that fueling Itachi's anger more than necessary will result in you losing a very important part of your male anatomy?

Apparently never at this rate - ohhhh well… moving on.

"You know, if you ever wanted to try it out we could get Hidan involved as well," the redhead casually leaned back on the couch and started to thread his fingers through Deidara's hair again. Did you know that this whole time Sasori's hand never left Deidara's crotch? Must be a hormone thing…

"Oh, brilliant idea, Sari! Hidan's always up for new things!" Deidara cocked his head to the side and grinned lazily towards the still fuming raven. "A little tidbit of information for yah: When you're going to have phone sex, you have to act like it's really happening! So don't be afraid to get really kinky and make those moans come from the diaphragm!"

"And tissues, don't forget to always have at least three boxes of tissues nearby," Sasori added in, once again, very casually.

Itachi gazed at his two workers with complete and utter astonishment. 'Did I seriously hire these two idiots…?'He thought as he rubbed his temples soothingly in circles. Even though, if you really thought about it, you could say that the majority of the customers stopped by the café just to see two hot guys getting it on - for a mere fee of $36.69! Thinking more about the, limited, but highly effective benefits of the pair, Itachi's anger dwindled down - slightly.

"Just go check on the inventory in the Cosplay Closet and get out of my sight before I make it very difficult for you two to do your job."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're getting on it, Tachi, un." Deidara lazily waved his hand; effectively waving off the older raven's threat like it meant nothing at all. Which honestly it probably didn't since the pair were probably getting warnings like that all the time. Leaving Itachi with a grin, the taller blonde grabbed his partner by the hand and dragged him off towards the magical closet of wonders.

Insert magical rainbow appearing over closet door, and pretty music.

"And don't you fucking dare touch the metal chains and whips! They're meant for next week's theme!"

"Aww, you're no fun, Tachi!" Deidara whined, even though he had every intention to use the chains and whips to their hearts contents.

Don't you just love having workers that listen to every single thing you say?

"I swear, if I see one metal chain out of place…" Itachi mumbled to himself, a new headache was already rearing its ugly fangs and gripping onto his skull. Bending down to pick up his notebook, he winced slightly at the new throbbing pain that was splitting through his head. "Those two are going to make me overdose…"

"Weasel-san, I thought you stopped the drugs!" Hidan, Itachi's "knight in shining armor" - even though Itachi might have said otherwise - appeared to help his fallen lover up. Aww, what a true and honorable man you are, Hidan. That or he was looking for sex - either one worked in this situation.

"No, Hidan, not drugs. I meant my damned medication," Itachi leaned against his lover and idly played with the buttons on Hidan's jacket. "Is there something that you wanted?" he asked raising a tired eyebrow.

Oh God, the insane grin full of happiness could have sent any former military sergeant peeing in his pants - due to absolute fear! Yes, Hidan's "I've done something" face was quite a terror to behold.

Ha… you could probably make a whole movie with nothing but Hidan's "I've done something" face playing for about two hours and thirty minutes. If it doesn't scare the living rainbow out of you - you would at least get your money's worth out of staring at a good-looking person's face for two hours.

"Weasel-san, you'll be begging to kiss my feet after you hear this!" Yeah… highly unlikely to happen, but a person could dream couldn't he?

"Continue," Itachi said almost wearily. On the other hand, maybe it was just his overall stressed out demeanor that made the word seem weary.

"I've gotten Blondie and Lil' Raven to talk! You may now commence with the feet kissing, thank you," Hidan stuck out his foot, shaking it around for good measure while he winked at his raven - only to receive a cold glare and shove that resulted in him landing on his ass. Poor Hidan, no feet kiss for you.

"Curiosity over powers my annoyance that I'm currently holding back on you. So humor me, Hidan, how did you manage to get the two imbeciles to converse?" Itachi leaned against the armrest - not even bothering to sit on the couch that has probably been abused more than once by our lovely redhead and his blonde. Folding his arms across his chest, and biting back every curse word in the book he could throw out at his throbbing headache, he gave Hidan a bored expression. "Well?"

"Listen, and be amazed!" Hidan searched through his jacket, his shirt, then finally - the smartest place to look - his back pocket, he pulled out a tiny little tape recorder with cute little stickers adorned on its side proclaiming the wonderful benefits of Jashin!

Buy one Jashin sticker; get the other one free - what a steal!

"What in the world-" Itachi began but was automatically shushed by Hidan. Oh no, was that the sound of another vein popping? Jeez, Itachi might as well consider you one of the walking dead by now.

"Ah, H-Hi, Naruto." *random foot shuffle*

"SASUKE!" *squeaky voice that shows that someone is lacking masculinity* "I mean…, yo."

Smoooth….

"Hidan, I repeat: What the -" No, no, no, Itachi - we can't have you trying to interrupt the recording again! Hence, the always-considerate Hidan loudly shushed him.

"You look…," *obvious pause* "nice." *obvious sexual innuendo laced in-between*

"You too."

*Awkward pause that lasts ten minutes - no lie*

"Hidan, what the fuck-"

"Shuuuushhhhh!" Hidan's spit when flying everywhere from his shushing, and Itachi was lucky enough to get a little shower from the hush.

'That's it, I'm making you number three on my hit list - right after Sasori and Deidara who share number two.' They only share number two because Itachi couldn't decide which one he wanted to kill more - go figure.

However, who, you ask, shares the privilege of being number one on Itachi's List of Hits? Hmm… you will all find out another day. Moving right along then…

"Naruto! (Sasuke!)" *obvious unison*

"Uhh, you go first, Sasuke."

"No, you go first, Naruto."

"I insist, Teme, I want you to go first!"

"No, Dobe, I'm giving you the right to go first - so go first!"

"But I don't want to go first!" *Whineeee*

"Well neither do I!" *Stubborn*

"Ladies fist, Teme!" *Hits the raven right in his pride*

"Age before beauty, Dobe!" *Hits the blonde right in his… is it in his stomach? Nah, right in his pride*

"If the shoe fits!"

"My shoe is actually a size bigger today than it should be…"

*Touché*

"Hidan, where is this going? I have -"

"-It's coming!" Once again, Hidan rudely interrupted Itachi. The older raven was holding back on ripping that voice recorder out of the silver haired man's hand and laugh as it breaks into a million tiny, black pieces.

He might even stab Sasori or Deidara in the chest a couple of times for good measure - of course that would only happen if this were a horror fanfic.

'You're an idiot." *The blonde mumbles something incoherent*

"Takes one to know one, doesn't it?"

*You don't even have to be there to see Sasuke's smirk - you could very well feel it*

"That's it; you're going down, Teme! Put up your mother fucking dukes, Bitch!"

*EPIC FIFTEEN SECOND FIGHT SEQUENCE!*

"Blonde, Lil' Raven, glad to see that you two have gone back to normal"

Hidan smirked proudly when he heard his voice come on the recorder - it was finally his time to shine, fuck up, and laugh about it proudly!

"Get your fucking arm off me. I'm going to punch him!" *Sounds of a struggle*

"No can do, Blondie. We need Lil' Raven's face all pretty and unscathed for the women today. Afterwards, then you can beat the crap out of him." *You can literally feel his cheesy grin*

"I. Hate. You. So much." *Epic pout and glare from a blonde!*

'Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I haven't heard that one before." *sounds of something being exchanged.* "We can't waste too much time - Itachi's probably deducting money from my paycheck as we speak! So quickly, I want you two to go over your lines."

"Right now?" *Do you hear that? That's the sound of a sexy eyebrow being raised*

"No, next year." *Eye roll* "Yes right now, Lil' Raven! Your slowness is my money being subtracted from my pay!"

*Sighs from both teens*

"Ru, you're so tight…" *You can hear the crackling of skin come alive from a rampaging blush*

"Ah, you-you're going so hard - AH!" *Oh, Blondie's catching a blush himself*

"Just a little while longer." *Sexy grunt* 'I-I'm almost-"

"Ah! So hot - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" *The paper is on the ground now - you really didn't have to throw that, Naruto*

"NARUTO, YOU NEVER INTERRUPT IN THE MIDDLE OF A CLIMAX - NEVER!" *Hidan is a scolding bitch, he is*

"No, screw this! I am not working with this Teme and I sure as hell am not going to make fake sex sounds!"

"If you feel awkward, you guys could do it over the phone."

"NO!" *said in unison*

*Sasuke says something that is muffled, but they obviously can't be lady like*

*Naruto curses up one hell of a storm*

*The two both stomp off in form of rage confused with awkward love*

Hidan pressed the "Stop" button on his tape recorder. His whole face was glowing with a feeling that he had done a very good job in getting the two to interact with one another. (Yeah, he basically had no involvement in that whatsoever). Looking over at his lover eagerly, obviously waiting for some sort of reward for his achievements, Itachi gave him nothing but a cold hard glare.

"You're an idiot," he deadpanned.

"Wow Itachi, I knew you were never one to be friendly, but the least you could do is give me a kiss for a job well done!" Hidan whined, giving his love his most decent puppy eyes. Itachi's cold glare cut those things down to size - they didn't even stand a chance.

"Not only did you have no involvement in the two interacting, you also made their situation even worse than it was before!" Itachi growled, not from anger but more from the fact that the recent increase of his voice caused his headache to pound at his head even more - kind of like those sale's reps that keep knocking at your door so they can sell you those tiny little crappy shampoos or other products you don't really need.

Yeah, you know which one I'm talking about.

"It's not my fault Naruto has a short fuse," Honestly, Hidan, I think everyone would blow a fuse if they were forced to act out a sex scene with the person they were currently having an awkward situation which.

Itachi just sighed, holding his throbbing head in his hands and cursing himself for not putting his pills in his pockets before hand. "Do you know where they are now?" he asked in a very exasperated tone.

"Well, Naruto's being coddled by Gaara at the moment over there," he pointed over to the corner where Naruto was, in fact, sitting in the lap of an overly pleased Gaara while he told out his sob story. Obviously, Gaara was enjoying this predicament - more Naruto for him, less Sasuke for the rest of the world. It was scary how much Itachi saw Deidara and Sasori out of the two - only they didn't fuck anytime they got the chance.

"And my Otouto? Where is he?"

"Oh, Sai's currently groping him for all he was worth over there," Hidan once again pointed his thumb over to the opposite corner to where Naruto and Gaara was and of course, there Sasuke was. The younger raven was obviously brooding over something - most likely the fact that Naruto was in the arms of another and he didn't understand why he was feeling so jealous over it - while Sai took it as his chance to make his moves on the raven.

You gotta love that Sai; cool kid, he is.

"Hidan, if you manage to do this one thing right for me - I'll take you out on a date tonight." Itachi continually rubbed his temples, only to be interrupted by Hidan who replaced the raven's own pale appendages for his own. Itachi calmed down reasonably, enjoying the soothing motion of Hidan's fingers moving circles against his skin - his headache was already toning down considerably.

"Sure, anything for you, Weasel-san." Hidan placed a quick kiss on Itachi's forehead. They could be so cute at random times of they day when Itachi wasn't currently going at Hidan's throat.

"Bring the two idiots to the Cosplay Closet in thirty minutes - I've got a plan"

+Akatsuki Cosplay Café+

"Welcome to the Cosplay Closet. This will be your lovely new home for the remainder of the day." Itachi replied as cheerily as one Uchiha could. You have to realize, that you could never really put the words "cheerful" and "Uchiha" together without receiving a cold glare from the ravens. But of course, for the sake of business, Itachi had to become very friendly with the word.

What a fun and life changing experience that was.

"It used to be called the Closet of Kinks back in the day," Hidan added in absentmindedly. He was always the sort of guy that felt like he should add in a fun fact about random things every once in a while.

"I could really care less about whatever messed up name you gave to a closet," Sasuke was getting more or less annoyed with the situation. First of all, he was forcibly removed from his corner of brooding, only to be told that he would have to house in a closet of Cosplay with the exact same blonde he was brooding over not so long ago!

Why is the world so cruel at times?

"Ah, ah, ah," Hidan wagged a nagging finger a the raven, who irritably slapped it away. "The question you should be asking here is: 'Oh, Hidan, why did you change the name of this wonderful closet?'"

"But we don't care why you changed the name!" Naruto blurted out. He was pretty much in the same mood as Sasuke was at the moment.

"Oh, silly children. You must first seek to understand before you seek to be understood." Hidan gained the air of a wise old monk that teenagers and parents scoff at because of his ridiculous attitude.

"What does that have to do with anything!" Sasuke was just about ready to deliver another blow to the man's crotch if things kept on going like this! And don't think he wouldn't do it - because he would! Sasuke's a wild teenager on the loose!

Anyways…

"I said ask the question, dammit!" Hidan snarled.

"Alright, alright. Why did you change the name of this damned closet?" Naruto asked nearly exasperated.

"That's a great question, Blondie!" Hidan grinned from ear to ear as he started to explain the wonderful, and quite short, history of the closet. "Before, about 99.9% of the women who come here tried to drag us into that closet at least once a day - twice if you were looking really good, and feeling very unlucky, that day."

"That and the fact that Sasori and Deidara were always having sex in here. I'd rather have my horny bunnies fucking in public - at least we'd make money that way." Itachi added in bluntly, adjusting with the strap of his suspenders.

"TAAACHIII!" Deidara cried from inside of the closet. Good God, that boy was most definitely a screamer! "Where's the dark blue vibrator and leather whip set again?"

"In my office," Itachi replied calmly. Hidan looked barely phased from the question, but Naruto and Sasuke were going into squeamish fits! You'd think that after a month of working at the café - they'd be used to all of this by now.

"YOU MOVED THE TOYS?" Deidara almost whined from the other side of the door.

"Of course I moved the toys. First of all, I blatantly banned you from having sex in my café. Second of all, I warned you about using the metal chains - which I know you are using because I can here them clinking away over there! And lastly, you children never clean up after yourselves. Thus, I took the appropriate action and confiscated the toys." Itachi said all of this, calm, cool, and composed as he jotted some things down in his notebook - most likely all the money that was going to be subtracted from their pay.

"You're a monster…" Deidara muttered loud enough for the older raven to hear. Itachi just shrugged it off carelessly and opened the door, revealing two, very exposed, workers.

"Hey there," Sasori waved a casual hand at the four, two calm, two blushing, group before them. It's always natural to see people walk in on you while your lover was riding on top of you lewdly - what's more normal than that?

Nothing, that's what - well, that's what in the minds of Sasori and Deidara anyways.

Yeah, they're a weird pair; those two.

"Did I not just tell you an hour ago that you were banned from having sex in my café?" Itachi was about ready to snap his pencil in half due to anger. Of course, this is where Hidan steps in so he can help calm down the older raven's nerves - slightly.

Were all his threats being brushed off today by these two?

"You guys still have sex in here?" Naruto asked dumbfounded, even though he really shouldn't have been surprised by this at all. Over the past month, Naruto and Sasuke had walked into Sasori and Deidara doing it so many times - they practically knew every sex position by the book.

"Blondie, me and Deidara have sex everywhere." Sasori replied calmly as he lifted his hips upward to make Deidara throw his head back and moan.

…Good point.

"Ugh, just finish up here before I completely lose it," Itachi groaned, rubbing his throbbing temples once again as he leaned his head against Hidan's chest.

Even though you could hold up a valid argument that Itachi had already lost it a long time ago - but that's pretty sexy in a way.

+Akatsuki Cosplay Café - Now with less Fourth Wall Breaks! Ha… that was a lie+

After a lot of coaxing, cursing, the occasional slap to the rump, Naruto and Sasuke were safely locked - even though the raven and blonde would say they were trapped - inside the Cosplay Closet of wonders! Funny how this little closet has so many names. It just urges and grips at you to wonder: Why is this closet so wonderful!

Well, let's hope this enlightens you all somewhat. You see, the closet is basically one, big, walk-in closet with a full-length mirror that houses all of the café's costumes, make-up, the accessories to go with the outfit, sex toys for personal and working affairs, and of course the almighty Cosplay Café Playbook... of wonders.

This would be the time where you bow down before the majestic door - but that would just be plain silly.

So, the two sat in complete awkward silence. It was heavy, lying on their shoulders and causing them to fidget every once in a while. Someone would finally grown a left pair and try to strike up conversation, only to get lost or distracted by something else.

For example, Naruto was going to start talking about how Deidara and Sasori should really find an actual hobby rather than fucking the living rainbow colors out of each other. The words were almost out of his mouth, dancing along his tongue, until his bright blue eyes landed on those captivating onyx eyes.

'They're beautiful,' he thought, unconsciously leaning forward to get a closer look.

"Dobe, what do you think you're doing?" Sasuke casually raised an eyebrow, but his insides were doing summersaults, back-flips, handstands - all that circus jazz - that it was an absolute wonder that he kept his voice so calm.

"N-Nothing, Teme, you just had something on your face! Don't get too cocky," Naruto scoffed, scooted away, and harrumphed in fake contempt.

Yeah… you're not fooling anyone, Blondie.

More and more awkward silence, more and more boredom. Never, ever, had the Cosplay Closet of mystical kinkiness experienced such a thing as boredom! The closet was starting to get pretty miffed at all of this. If they're not going to try on clothes, or even get it on, then something must be wrong with the duo! So of course, fate, and the magical Cosplay Closet of delicious awesomeness had to take matters into their own hands!

'Wow, actual manga!' Naruto did a little happy dance in his mind as he hummed a joyful tune. Without even bothering to look at the cover - or read the back for that matter - the blonde started to flip through the pages, ending at one spot where the two main characters were currently in the midst of a talk.

'No, I'm sick and tired of this, Seji! How can you expect me to be happy when I don't even know what we are! We're friends, but we're more than that yett you do nothing to establish that connection! You have all the balls in the world to kiss me in public, but once we're at school you act like I don't even exist! Don't even fucking go around and start saying 'I love you'! It's bull crap, utter bull crap!'

'Wow… seems pretty intense,' No duh, Naruto-kun. Flipping once more through the pages, Naruto's keen little blue eyes landed onto a page where the two main characters were lying on a bed. Only thing was, the guy that used to be biting off the dude's head was now spreading his legs wide and proud - begging for entrance.

'Ah, Seji, I want you inside of me!'

'As you wish, my love.'

Cue insane hard-on and a raging nose bleed from our wonderful blonde.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!" Naruto threw the manga towards the wall, the poor little book connected with a loud thud before dropping to the floor lifelessly. Our little blondie kills books…

"Why are you yell - Naruto, do you know you have a hard-on right now?" Sasuke couldn't help himself, or his raging curiosity, and against his better judgment his eyes landed upon the nicely pitched tent that was Naruto's dick.

"Shut up, don't look, Teme!" The blonde was horribly flustered. Not only did he just get hard reading a yaoi scene, he also had to sit through Sasuke's blunt staring! 'Yes, Sasuke, I have a fucking hard-on, yippie! Now can you please stop staring? Oh God, this is so embarrassing…'

But strangely erotic, eh?

"Naruto…," Sasuke's breath played against the blonde's exposed ears, sending jolts and shivers to all the right places. "What did you just read?"

"N-Nothing… Sasu," Naruto mumbled, hoping that the pet name would had it's hopeful affect - sadly, you are screwed, Blondie.

"Nothing my ass, Naru. I'm pretty sure whatever you were reading was erotic enough to produce that," he pointed at the Mt. Naruto - it's a natural landmark that erupts every 5 - 10 minutes. Please, no flash photography. "Tell me before I pin you done to the ground."

"No, I'm not telling! You can't make me, you can't make me, you can't freaking - Oh screw it all to Hell," Naruto, against his will, was now forced underneath a smirking raven. Arms pinned at his side, and a raging hard-on rubbing against Sasuke's inner thigh - Naruto felt like he was going to melt into a pool of… pleasure, perhaps? Or maybe just melt from the sheer amount of embarrassment from all of this.

"Naru," Sasuke's calm voice reverberated through his ears, his chest, his heart. "what happened to us?"

"What do you mean?" Naruto was highly confused. There were so many things that happened to them over the span of a month that the blonde couldn't narrow it down to one simple thing! That was like trying to summarize an encyclopedia in five paragraphs!

"I mean this, Naruto. We're best friends, yet we're acting so awkward with each other. Do you really think that was the first time we've kissed?" when his question received a rather slow head shake from the blonde, he continued, "Then why is it that, now, we can't even look each other in the eye! It's ridiculous, Naruto! I liked the kiss so damn much, yet -"

"-Wait, you liked the kiss?" Naruto could feel his heartbeat speed up just a little bit faster than normal. All the blood was being pumped to various places of the blonde's body- like Mt. Naruto for example; that thing was going strong. "You never told me… that you liked it."

"Because it was so, so-"

"-Awkward?" Naruto finished with a lopsided grin.

"Exactly," Sasuke replied with a small grin of his own. "I don't know why but this time was just… different, from the rest. It could have been because prior to said kiss we were cuddling like mad, or maybe it was because I was so pissed off that Gaara was hanging all over you like some sort of… leech." he grimaced at the thought - how dare that redhead snuggle with his blonde! Yes, that's right, Sasuke was now somewhat in tune with his feelings enough to state the blonde as his.

That or maybe it came about because Naruto's hard-on was still pressed against his inner thigh.

"Pffft, I never would have thought," Naruto said with an eye roll, laughing at the scowl that played across Sasuke's face. Only to have that laugh turn into a surprised yelp when Sasuke grounded his hips into his. Oh God, the friction felt absolutely amazing to the blonde! But, he'd never admit that aloud… yet.

"This position could work out very well for me," Sasuke's smirked just increased at the expanding blush that was spreading across Naruto's face like wildfire. "Now then, where was I? Oh right," the raven leaned his head forward, until it was resting atop of Naruto's own. "I know this sounds out there but, the kiss we shared, it sent a spark all through out my body. I started thinking how beautiful your eyes are, and how your body fits so well against mine. Maybe, I was acting so distant the past two weeks because I didn't know how to handle the situation… but now I do."

"Sasuke, wait, before you say anything… I have something to say as well." the blonde took a deep breath, calming down his nerves and praying to God this would come out right since he still had that hard-on up and ready for action. Sasuke's breath against his skin wasn't helping him out much either. "First off, I have a hard-on right now and your body on top of mine really isn't helping the situation out here - thought I'd share that first." Sasuke just rolled his eyes and scoffed, but allowed Naruto to continue anyways. "Second of all," Naruto laced is fingers through Sasuke's hair, stroking it every once in awhile - enjoying the feel of those silky black tresses. "the kiss we shared - was great! Better than great - it was amazing! I probably felt so awkward because it was so weird - kissing my best friend and it feeling so… right, you know?"

He smiled softly as his hands continued to stroke Sasuke's hair, "I will admit, I do flirt with Gaara to get you jealous."

"I knew it!" Sasuke grinned playfully - a grin he would only show to no one other than Naruto.

"Of course you did," Naruto rolled his eyes again before continuing, "But anyways, I always mistook the jealously for like, hunger or something - I never really paid any attention to it. Actually no, I normally went out for ramen, devoured like five, ten bowls maybe - they were really good by the way, and -" Naruto was broken off from his ramblings when a pair of warm lips graced his own.

The kiss was wonderful, simple - and sorry, not as comical - like the last time. It sent sparks, shivers, excitement to every single cell of their body - they felt like they could explode! Naruto, of course, in more ways than one. When they finally came up for air, Sasuke wore a mighty smirk on his face and Naruto just pouted.

"You're so cute when you ramble," the raven placed a chaste kiss against the blonde's forehead.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah… I was going to finish sooner or later!"

"Knowing you, Dobe, you'd probably end up doing the latter rather than the former," Sasuke leaned back a little so he could clearly inspect every inch of the blonde's face. The fox-like whiskers that adorned either side of his cheeks, his beautifully tanned skin, the hard-on that was rubbing hungrily against the raven's thigh - it wasn't anywhere on his face, Sasuke knows that very well, but it was a definite matter that needed to be presented - and those eyes, those gorgeous blue eyes.

If it wasn't against everything the Uchiha family stood for - Sasuke would have happily allowed himself to drown in those blue eyes.

"And if you were going to finish your rambles later… I would never get the chance to say this."

"Say what, Sasu?" Naruto's eyes shined with eagerness and childlike innocence - like when the kid is so excited to open Christmas presents they almost pee themselves. The only difference was - Naruto wasn't really going to pee himself in eagerness at the moment…

"Naruto, I like you."

The blonde's eyes widened for a few seconds, before dimming down while his lips curved into a smile, "I like you too, Sasuke." Yes, they said like - not love. It's too early for love, too fresh, too new. Like all plants, we must allow them to grow and bloom into beautiful little flowers.

*This is where the smut happens ;D*

Sasuke smirked returned as his fingers danced across the clothed torso of his new boyfriend. "What are we going to do with this hard-on, hmm?" his fingers ghosted across the blonde's confined member as they playfully tugged at the zipper.

Naruto's hips unconsciously bucked into the touch - obviously wanting more - while the blonde took a more, frantic, approach to the matter. "Sasuke, what the fuck are you doing!"

"Dobe, don't struggle - I'm just going to make you feel good," the raven shrugged like it was no big deal. Screw being nervous, ever since he pinned the blonde down he wanted to grab onto that pulsating flesh that was teasing him - rubbing against his thigh! He was going to fulfill his last-minute perverted fantasies even if he had to chain Naruto to a pole!

Funny how Sasuke's eyes landed on a pair of metal wrist chains… interesting indeed.

"Teme, what the fuck are you doing to my hands!" Naruto struggled against the cool metal chains that imprisoned his wrists, growling in frustration when it seemed like they weren't going to be removed anytime soon.

Funny how Naruto was getting even more turned on by these metal chains… interesting indeed.

"Don't talk," Sasuke's cool hand dipped beneath Naruto's waistline - plunging into unknown territory. Naruto gasped at the new, and highly arousing, sensation that just a mere brush from Sasuke's fingers could create. "Just feel," the raven's lips pressed against the blonde's ears, whispering sensually into the reddening flesh.

Slowly, the raven's hands rubbed up and down the blonde's leaking shaft, stopping at the top to rub small circles at the tip. Each buck of the hip, each moan and whimper, every time Naruto's hands would pull at Sasuke's hair just encouraged the raven to keep on going, but really who would stop in such a situation?

His fingers teased with Naruto's fruit at the bottom of his tree, enjoying the low groan that escaped Naruto's lips and went right to Sasuke's own groin. After a couple more teases, his fingers went to quick work, playing with Naruto's twitching and leaking shaft, stroking up and down, rubbing circles and giving small squeezes.

The blonde couldn't take it anymore, throwing his head into Sasuke's collar bone, he bit onto his lower lip to hold back the moan from escaping as he climaxed into the raven's hands. His body trembled from the aftershocks of the pleasure, and he felt his body go limp as his heart kept on pounding and pounding in his ears.

*Aww, the smut's over - no fun! D:*

Sasuke unlatched the blonde's wrists from his captor and brought Naruto into his chest, kissing the blonde's head gently. "Oh look, hand wipes - very convenient indeed." the raven chuckled to himself as he quickly wiped off Naruto's essence from his hands. 'This closet certainly did live up to its past names - not only did I obtain Naruto, I gave him a hand job too… this seems a little bit too perfect.'

"That felt really good," Naruto mumbled, face still flushed from their earlier activities and new shyness.

The raven chuckled and placed a soft kiss on Naruto's warm, awaiting lips. "Glad you liked it," For now, who could give a fuck if all of this was planned by his older brother and lackeys? In all honesty, he should probably give his brother the biggest, and probably the most awkward, hug of his life - and bragging rights for whenever something goes in Itachi's favor - when they got out of there.

Not like they were in any rush of course.

"Things seemed to have gone well," Itachi stated calmly, scratching notes here and there in his notebook with a pleased look on his face. You could say that Itachi had planned this from the beginning - sending the two horny bunnies to the closet to "check inventory", sending Hidan to the, used-to-be-awkward, blonde and raven to make things even more turbulent between them. Only to force them into the closet where the two horny bunnies, after they finished having sex, planted the necessary ingredients that would be in Sasuke and Naruto's line of vision when the time came.

And then again, you could just rejoice that something smutty with detail finally happened between Sasu-chan and Naru-chan.

"How you do it, I'll never know, Weasel-san," Hidan laughed, smiling at his happy-looking lover. He loved it when his raven easily smiled - it made his heart feel so much lighter.

"It's just a gift I suppose," Itachi shrugged before grabbing his love by the arm. "Speaking of gifts, there's still the matter of yours, Hidan." he flashed the man a brilliant, Uchiha-like, smile. "Where would you like to go for dinner?"

"Oh, I wanna try out that new restaurant that just opened up that week! I heard they had the most amazing view."

"If that's where you want to go, then so be it," Itachi started to walk towards his office where his coat and car keys were.

"Wait, Weasel-san! What about Blondie and Lil' Raven?" Hidan jogged up until he was walking side by side with Itachi, "They're still in the closet."

"Eh," Itachi passed a bored glance over towards the door, "there should be some food in there… maybe," he shrugged carelessly. "Come on, let's go get some dinner."

Was my smut scene okay? I sure hope it was!

Are Naruto's and Sasuke's relationship moving too fast? Hmm, well, the feelings were always there - they were just too stupid to act upon them! So this just means... there will be a wonderful backstory to their relationship in future chapters ;D

Speaking of future chapters...

NEXT TIME ON THE MIGHT MORPHIN POWER RANGERS! Ha... I kid... this is Naruto, sillys.

CHAPTER ELEVEN: Mission Impossible-ly Screwed!

Summary: OH NO! Is that a new cafe lurking around? Send in the Akatsuki Spies to snuff out the competition!

Thank you all for reading, hope you enjoyed chapter ten!:D Till next time~

Peace, Love, Buttercups, Jellyfishes - Fallen~