Me: No time for snappy jokes! Disclaimer!

Random Piranha Plant:...He owns nothing.

Out from under the ground, our hero Waluigi was spit out from another head of a different Piranha Plant.

"What was that about?" Waluigi asked aloud to see his cohorts Mr. L and Edge looking at him from his question. In front of them were numerous Piranha "Do they wanna eat us?"

"If they did, they would have been done that." Edge pointed out, now talking to Waluigi. Suddenly, the Piranha Plants returned to the dirt and a large Piranha Plant came from the ground with a silver crown on it's head. "Who are you?" Edge asked, withdrawing his axes.

"Wait!" the carnivorous plant hollered, proofing to be female as 2 big leaf hands came from her sides. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Queen Plant and I require the one called Waluigi." she explained, causing the purple man to raise an eyebrow. "You see, Prince Red has told me about your quest to take out the 4 towers, and we wish to assist you."

"How?" Waluigi asked her.

"Simple, I will grant you the power to grow Piranha Plants on your own accord." she explained, causing the lanky hero to leap for joy. "However, one of you 3 must sacrifice yourself into The Pit of FGs." Queen Plant warned as a large hole made it's way onto the ground.

"What's an FG?" Waluigi asked aloud and Mr. L, OOCingly, step back totally afraid.

"An FG is a Fan Girl. So it's basically The Pit of Fan Girls." Edge explained as Waluigi walked up to the hole with a wide grin. "Don't do it you moron! It's not what you think! It's horrible...TERRIBLY HORRIBLE! My friend went in their on a dare and...I can't say it!" Edge shouted, but Waluigi ignored him and jumped into the hole.

"Alright girls! Waluigi is-WAAH!" Waluigi cried in pain as scratches, tears, and gleeful squeals came from the hole.

"..." was all Mr. L has came from his mouth as he walked away, not wanting to share Waluigi's faith.

After the...event...

Waluigi, Edge, and Mr. L continued to walk down the forest as before. Waluigi had eventually recovered the FG Pit as the group continued.

"So, what enemies do you think we're up against?" Edge asked aloud. His response was a Bob-Omb coming out of nowhere and tackling the Tanooki Toad and blowing up on him.

"You think that was one?" Mr. L asked sarcastically at the Toad, returning to his character. Suddenly, more Bob-Ombs jumped out of the clearing. "Time to introduce them to...The Green Thunder!" Mr. L shouted as he made a green ball of lighting in his hands. "Green Volt!" he shouted as he through the ball at the living bomb and unleashed more and more.

"Duel Axe Slash!" Edge shouted as he slashed at the Bob-Omb, causing it to explode when he made impact on it. "...Alright, I need a new attack for Bob-Ombs." Edge said wearily as he tumbled around.

"Idiot..." Waluigi mumbled as he ran at another Bob-Omb. "Let's try this...Venom Strike!" Waluigi shouted as he hit the ground with his fist and purple Bob-Ombs, bitting down onto the explosive balls (try to be mature) and throwing them at trees, which made them explode. "Sweet, summoning Piranha Plants makes me better than #1!" Waluigi boasted. "I'm...I'm..." "#0?" asked Mr. L, annoying Waluigi as the purple and green man glared at each other.

"Can we focus on the task at hand?" Edge interrupted as he grabbed a Bob-Omb with it's tail and spun around. "Tail Toss!" he shouted as he through the last Bob-Omb into another, causing an explosion. "Now, to move on." Edge announced as he walked on, Mr. L and Waluigi following.

Mr. L: Took you long enough to update.

Waluigi: And what was the point of the FG pit?

Me: I haven't been on the computer much and...well, I wanted to do something for all the Waluigi Fan Girls out their. Next, I may do something for the L fans.

Mr. L: 0.0

Me: For now, Happy Holidays!