100 NejiTen Oneshots Collection
A/N: Hey guys! Sorry It's been a while, school just started and everything's going hectic. But never mind that because I'm back again and writing.
To Yukiko'Yuli: Oh well. I guess it IS a little confusing, but I'll try to explain. That oneshot was a companion fic to one of my other fics called 'In the Middle of the Night'. I'm gonna make 4 more fics based on that oneshot but they are not in order, but I guess it's more fun to read?
POSSESSIVE BASTARD
Neji is never scared.
At least that's what everyone thinks.
No, he's not scared, he tells himself. He is merely paranoid.
Yes, paranoid, he repeats. Definitely not scared.
But what the hell is Tenten doing not being here with him right now?
Naruto and Kiba exchange glances and shiver, because they don't know what in the world in going on in the Hyuga's head but they know it's hella scary.
"She's not yet here," he repeats, and Naruto stops slurping his ramen for once and scoots over to the side.
"I guess she's just a little late, ya know?" Naruto shakily responded. Heck, his ramen was going cold through all of this.
And to save himself from suffocating from the dark aura Neji was emitting, Kiba decided to interfere.
"Don't worry, hokage-sama said that she's coming back today, right?" he told him.
If that helped or not, Neji was sure that he was not okay.
Heck, he already gave her an extension. One day for being late? That was asking too much.
He needed Tenten. Now. But he didn't know what the heck why.
"Where is she?" he muttered.
Neji was having a particularly bad day. Who was with her in that mission again?
Oh there was the Nara. Tenten's cloud-watching partner. Not a big deal, right?
It's a big deal, Inner Neji says. Outer Neji is staring at his ramen with a dark look on his eyes.
Tenten leaves you for him. For watching clouds. With him. Alone.
Inner Neji repeats himself over and over again until Outer Neji clenches his fists.
But Outer Neji seemed to be having a rather good time today, and when that happened, always won against Inner Neji. No, he tells himself.
Nara likes crazy wind girl, he says. Inner Neji scoffs.
Naruto and Kiba, however, are having quite a scary day.
"Paying up, young man?" Teuchi asks. Naruto lifts up his froggy wallet and hands him the pay.
"His ramen t-too," Naruto says, emptying his sad remnants which he calls money and puts his extremely light froggy into his pocket.
Who else is with her on that mission again?
There was Nara, Akimichi, Anko-sensei, Yamanaka, and Uchih-
Wait, Uchiha?
She's with Uchiha. Not with you. She's with Uchiha and she's alone and she left you here so that she could be with Uchiha. His inner is on a roll.
It was Uchiha who was the potential threat. (1)
And he hated him.
He was unconsciously staring at his bowl while Teuchi and Kiba and Naruto exchanged scared looks because neither of them wanted to mess with Neji Hyuga and the other one felt sorry for his ramen.
What if...his Inner says.
What is he is taking her out on a date right now, delaying their mission and making their whole team fail? Inner suggested.
Yeah, that must be it. It's all Uchiha's fault. Blame it on Uchiha.
And what if Tenten finds him really attractive and sweet so she stays with him forever and becomes his girlfriend and gets married and makes seven children with him?
Outer Neji's fists are turning white. Meanwhile Kiba and Naruto's best plan of action is to leave right now.
And then you're alone and have to get married to Lee and his green spandex and live in a green house surrounded by green walls and green beds and have green children wearing green spandex and eat green food?
Outer Neji is gagging right now.
But just in case, Neji activated his byakugan and watches the Konoha gates. Surely she must be home now...
But wait.
Why is there a panda walking here?
Outer Neji is looking really hard and sees that the figure is NOT a panda, and is in fact his beloved.
Omigosh. Omigoshomigoshomigosh. Oh my gosh.
Teuchi is covered in dust because Neji Hyuga is out of his restaurant and seemed to take Naruto and Kiba with him. Then he checks the counter. Oh hell n-
"This is not enough money Narutooo!"
"Neji!"
Tenten is walking to him with Uchiha by her side. Wait, what is Uchiha doing beside her? That's MY place!
"Tenten," he whispers, and is enveloped in a short (warm, gentle, sweet, amazing, calming, and everything in between) hug and suddenly his day is all better.
He smiles because Tenten always smelled good and he is in front of her and he can definitely smell her.
"I missed you too," she giggles, and Neji swears he sees unicorns in his vision.
He doesn't know what he's doing but he brings her panda head to his chest and traces his fingers around her head and kisses her forehead slightly.
"Hn," he sighs, and then kisses her again.
And Naruto and Kiba surely must be stupid right now because they are catcalling and whistling and doing precisely everything to piss Neji off right now.
But Neji doesn't care because Tenten is with him now and he loves her and he is with her and that always seemed to be the first priority.
"Be nice you two!" Tenten shouts.
Now Naruto and Kiba are stupid because they are rubbing their offended heads and are off to get an ice pack.
"Wow," Shikamaru mutters. "I guess you're officially in love with Tenten" (2)
Tenten kisses his cheek and turns to said genius.
"Oh, shut up," Tenten teases, because she is red and Neji feels awkward. "Well I'm sure it's not as easy of being officially in love with two people at the same time"
And as if on que, the trio hears two high pitched voices that seemed to be coming from the other side of Konoha.
"Shikamaru! Get your lazy crybaby ass over here and DO something!"
Neji doesn't know if it's annoying blonde or crazy wind girl, but he doesn't care because they're both annoying and they're both crazy and they're both blond.
"Troublesome," Shikamaru mutters, and lazily leaves his steps and goes to the direction of the voice.
"Poor guy," Tenten sighs, and now she is shaking her head. "He should really get used to just picking one"
Inner Neji is invading again because of her statement and now he remembers Tenten and Uchiha and having green babies with Lee.
"What did Uchiha do to you?" he asks, because he is desperate and Inner Neji is working his mouth to death.
But Neji frowns because Tenten is looking at him like he was supposed to be stupid. "What?"
"What?" he replies dumbly. "What?"
The two of them turn to the third voice who is in fact the Uchiha, and Tenten smiles.
"What?"
"What?"
"What?"
"What?" Tenten finally asks, and Neji shakes his head because his Inner is stupid and needs to be clogged and suffered.
Sasuke smirks because he is smart and figures out what is going on in Neji's mind (coldhearted bastards have the same sense of thinking) and leaves the two for his pink-haired teammate. (3)
"I suggest you take her out instead, Hyuga," he waves. And with that he is gone.
Now Tenten is sighing because she finally figures out what is going on and is extremely disappointed (more like just disappointed, but she wanted to teach him a lesson).
"Possessive bastard," she mutters, because Neji is hugging her again and she is pinned on a tree.
"You're mine," he says, and Tenten smiles because he says it so genuinely triumphantly. And with that his lips are enveloped with hers and Tenten smiles to herself because Neji is too sweet.
But you're my possessive bastard, ne?
(1) I mentioned in my other fics that Sasuke and Tenten go out on 'dates' (See: Kisses by imjustanotheroneofthem) and sparks the Inner Neji and that's why Outer Neji must suffer.
(2) Yes, Shikamaru knows what's going on. I'll explain that in future oneshots
(3) SasuSaku is always good sometimes, ne? (But I like NaruSaku too but oh, well)
YAAAAAY! Finally another fic! (head explodes from happiness) I finally did it after so much time and I hope I made you guys proud!
But just saying, my summer is over so I'll be posting oneshots less frequently now, maybe every five days of weekly, depending on my schedule. I join a lot of varsities and so my free time is very limited, which explains why Sunday is my only free day and in fact it's sunday right now!
But don't worry! I said I'm not giving up on this no matter how much time or effort it takes, because I'm gonna do anything and everything to support this ship because it rules.
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