So, Uh This is My Team?
Dear Diary,
I think I yiffed a bit when we got here. All I could see was a bunch of pretty animals. Reeeaal pretty. When we eventually were split into teams, I was glad to be part of the hotties. I'm already in love with my black panther, Jasmine. She and I can always get along, but she made it obvious she's pretty expensive, guess she's good if she cost that much. I'm a rough and tough tiger, so I should always make it top. I really hope Jasmine and I can enjoy each other and maybe play a few rounds of Sonic the Hedgehog or watch Tuff Puppy.
I Love You Grease Pig
Dear Diary,
Hold the furry-train, Amy was never so, fuzzy. I could breakup with Jasmine, but a threesome is just as fun. The story started when we were trying to "herd pigs" and I was trying to ask Jasmine if she'd like to have a pigged out time with me when Amy punched me. She probably works as a dominatrix, she is a sadist. She is now known as my wolf, Amy. She is the best of the best. I just hope Jasmine would be on board with the idea.
Twinning Isn't Everything
Dear Diary,
I really can't tell who's more attractive, there's Jasmine the Panther and Amy the Wolf. They both always make me yiff, it's really hard to choose one as supreme. I tried to tell Amy about the sexathon when she walked off and I got pelted by balloons. I really did forget about the challenge but I was so consumed with the fact that Amy gave me the cold shoulder. She was just leading me on, sexay laday. Anyway, I guess Samey is gone now, which makes it easier for me to recognize Amy.
I Love You, I Love You Knots
Dear Diary,
Today started out so well, but now everything sucks. I started the day with a nightmare from back on the farm. I love every furry creature, but there's just something I can't stand about raccoons. I think that the dream was coincidental, because I woke up this morning about to step in fresh raccoon poop, before Scarlet stopped me. It may have been real poop, who knows. I doubt that Sugar ever uses the outhouse for actual bathroom uses. Anyway, Scarlet was turning me on again, she was my kittycat. Totally can't not yiff to that. So throughout the challenge, I got questions like who I liked and who I would save, the jealousy in girls are always on, so I was so ready for them to be fighting for me, but the girls voted me off instead. Unless Topher and Max count as three people. I really can't tell now, oh well. Growing up in the farm always has it's perks.