BEFORE YOU READ, THIS IS A CROSS OVER BEWEEN MANY ANIMAE'S, I JUST COULDN'T CHOOSE WITHOUT TO PUT IT UNDER SO I STUCK WITH THE ORIGINAL

Rosario+Vampire

Moka x Tsukune x adult Yukari x Ruby

Mizore x Dakota x Ikorus x Risa

Kurumu x Jacob x Astrid x Akano

(AN: THE AUTHER HAS ARIVED! I'm your host and today we have the best heroin here with us today, lady's and gentlemen, LIGHTNING!)

(lightning: lets just hurry this up, I want to get this over with so we can have our spar.)

(AN: fine, fine. But wait? Where's Serah, I thought she was supposed to be here with you so you could have some sister time together.)

(guard: sir, she's in the back making out with snow.)

(lightning/AN: WHAT! GET HER ON STAGE RIGHT NOW AND ESCOURT THAT IDEOT OUT OF HERE!)

(guard: yes sir, mama)

(lightning: I have to go, and make sure you have a good janitor while your at it.)

(AN: ok, but leave him alive!)

(lightning: no promises, oh and one more thing. He owns nothing other than the two OC's Dakota and Jacob)

"you attacked the student police! What the hells wrong with you five? Dakota, I'm going to get to you in a few minutes about your attack." Gin said glairing at the group. "Now were going to apologies to them so we don't end up dead!"

"But we didn't attack them, it was them who attacked us!" Tsukune yelled, defending everyone.

"That may be true, but you still disobeyed a direct order to burn the papers, did you not?" Gin said causing Tsukune, Moka, Kurumu, Astrid, and Jacob to look down in shame. "And when you did that, you provoked them, trust me, there someone you don't want to make mad." Gin then looked over at me, Rias, and Ikaros. "And you three-"

The door suddenly burst open and Kuyou walked in followed by some of his men. "You dare ignore us? We, the protectors of this school, and you attack one of our own?" He said in a pissed off tone in his voice that just made me want to piss him off more.

Gin then stood in front of him. "Kuyou, I'm sorry for what happened, I told them to burn the papers but they didn't lesson, well half didn't lesson." He corrected looking over at me, Rias, Ikaros, Akano, Yukari, and Mizore.

"Well, that settles one problem here." The then looked at Tsukune and Jacob in the eyes. "Tsukune Aono, Jacob Morgan, you are here by under arrest for suspicions of being humans!" He said earning gasps from all around the room.

'What? how, how did he find out about Tsukune and Jacob? Wait, does that mean he also found out about Dakota as well?' Moka thought wide eyed.

"And Dakota feichko, you are also under arrest for suspicions of being a human." He said earning more gasps from the group. "you three are coming with us! Take them away! Oh, and Moka Akashiya, you are also under arrest for harboring them." He said walking out the room.

I started laughing stopping Kuyou mid step and getting a raised eyebrow from everyone. "What's wrong with you human?" One of student police asked.

"Oh, nothing. Just laughing at what Kuyou just said." I said finally stopping.

"Oh, and do tell what's that?" He asked glairing at me.

"Well, if you have seen the movie "star wars the new hope" you would make an excellent Darth Vader. You are a traitor to the galactic empire and a member of the rebel alliance, take them away!" I said in a Darth Vader voice, earning a chuckle from Jacob and confused looks from everyone.

"Your right, he would make a good Darth Vader." Jacob agreed, unable to control our laughter we walked with them laughing all the way.

"That cant be true." Kurumu said with tears in her eyes.

'Well, he's a human. This could work in our favor. If they die I could bring them back as a devil and we could be together.' Rias thought to herself.

"I say if there humans than we should leave them." Gin said with his arms crossed, eyes closed and leaning against the teachers desk. Soon one by one the girls left the room to be with there own thoughts.

With me

"Show us your true form!" One of them yelled punching me in the face again.

"I told you, if I show you my true form I would get in trouble and you would kill me anyways." I answered spitting out some blood.

"If you wont show us your true form than that means you're a human!" He yelled punching me again.

"Like I said, I'm not a human." I said smiling back at him, getting bitch slapped from the girl that was with him.

"Just show us our monster form, I don't like hitting cute people." She said grabbing my collar.

"Aw, I knew I was good looking, but not cute. I would say the same to you, but one of my eyes are swollen because of your bitch slap." I taunted getting slapped again.

"Stop toying around and show us!" She yelled slapping me nonstop, causing the other one to pull her back. Its obvious there doing the good cop bad cop routine, but its so wrong.

With Jacob

"So, you ready to talk?" One of the guys asked stopped hitting him.

Jacob spat the blood in his face. "Net, I will not talk until I have my lawyer present." He said in a Russian accent. Getting punched again, but this time in the balls.

"How about now!" The guy yelled grinning at his pain.

"Net, you think this is touchier, no, this is just game to me." He said spitting out more blood on his face and a rod to the face.

With Tsukune

Kuyou punched Tsukune again, causing him to hit the ground. "Ill give you one last chance, show me your monster form or die!" Holding out a ball of fire.

"Ok, fine, I'm a human, so are Jacob and Dakota. We got inrolled into this school by accident." Tsukune admitted, not wanting anymore pain.

Kuyou grinned at his confession. "Thank you for telling the truth, but lets see what the audience has to say to this." He said pointing behind him and in a row of chairs were Moka, Kurumu, Yukari, Mizore, Astrid, Ikaros, Rias, and Akano. Tsukunes eyes widen once he saw them.

Kurumu then stood up and walked over to Moka and slapped her. "You knew. You knew and didn't even tell us! I-I cant even look at you. I thought we were friends." She said leaving the room followed by the others, besides Rias, Akano, and Ikaos.

"Kuyou, we challenge you." Rias said gaining a raised eyebrow from him.

"You, challenge me? This must be a joke?" He said walking away.

"Its not that kind of challenge." She finished causing him to stop.

"What kind of challenge is it?" He asked the girls.

"We have set up a game, in a way its like capture the flag, but capture the humans. If we, the girls, save them and bring them to the top of the school roof, they live, but if we fail we get to watch them die." Ikaros said tacking Rias place.

"Fine, but I'm making a change." He said grinning at them. "If you lose, you have to be the ones to kill them." He said laughing as he left.

"Ara, ara, This is good, if Dakota dies you can bring him back, but killing him might be a little painful for you Rias-sama." Akano said with her usual smile on her face.

"Yes, but lets just hope it wont come to that." Rias said leaving to tell the others of her plan while Moka sat there thinking what she meant by bring him back.