This is the last chapter everybody. Thanks for all of you who have stuck with this story, cheering me on. It has helped a great deal, and I hope you'll look forward to some of my other stories that I'll be writing! Thank you, and enjoy.

Ch. 10

After dinner, the five of them were relaxing on the couch. Sammy had crawled onto her daddy's lap even though he complained. Jason had sat on top of his mommy's lap, and she had stroked his hair gently. Wilson had taken the armchair and was dozing off and on. The mood was peaceful, until Greg House broke it.

He cleared his throat.

"I believe the kiddies have questions to ask their dearest mommy."

Cuddy shot a menacing glare at her husband. Wilson straightened up, grinning slightly. This should be fun to watch.

The two mini Houses straightened up as well. Sammy jumped of her daddy's lap and moved on over to her mommy.

"Mommy?" Inquired Sammy House, her big blue eyes gazing at her mother adoringly.

Lisa Cuddy smiled. Her daughter was just too darn cute. "Yes, sweetie?"

"How do you make the word explode?"

Jason jumped in, "What's Nukie ear? And an ant hill?"

"What-"

Cuddy lifted up her hands. "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on a second. One question at a time. She looked up to see her husband smiling 'sweetly' at her. Cuddy just glared back. 'I'm-going-to-get-you-for-this' She mouthed.

She then turned her attention back to her anxious kids. "Well, as to how to make the world explode…why would you ever want to do that? Then we'd have no place to live."

Sammy and Jason, being too young to understand in reality what 'blowing up' the world would actually do, pressured on.

"But we would still have this house to live in." They replied.

Cuddy smiled, "Mm…no, not exactly…"

Sammy interrupted. "But daddy said you could blow it up with a Nukie ear and an ant hill."

Cuddy looked confused. What the hell was a Nukie ear supposed to be? "Uh, well…I don't know about a Nukie ear, you two. But I'm pretty sure…what exactly did your daddy say, Jason?"

Jason imitated, or rather tried to imitate, House's voice. "There are these things called Nukie ears, and if you use one, the whole would will be ant hill."

House at this point could not hold in his laughter.

Cuddy understood now that this was child mispronunciation as she rolled her eyes. She was going to strangle House.

"What your INTELLIGENT daddy meant, was a nuclear bomb and the word, annihilate. What that is-"

She stopped. Her kids were three and five. They shouldn't know about these things!

"What that is…is….is that you'll just have to ask your Uncle Jimmy."

Uncle Jimmy suddenly didn't think this was funny anymore. "OH, wow. Look at the time, completely forgot about uh…making dinner for Julie…" He replied lamely as he ran out the door.

House was still laughing, but he managed to trip Wilson. "You're staying, buddy."

Wilson looked flushed as he stood up and sat back down on the armchair.

"Okay…" said Sammy, trying to understand what had happened. "Next question then!" She replied enthusiastically.

"Okay." Replied Cuddy hesitantly. For, she had seem Greg's smirk get wider.

"Mommy." Sammy looked serious as she put in her next question. "How are babies made? And what do birds and bees got to do with anything?"

Lisa Cuddy's eyes widened as Gregory House went into another spasm of laughter. However, she smiled as a plan started to formulate in her mind.

"Daddy didn't tell you?" Cuddy asked innocently, causing House to stop laughing almost immediately by the sound of his wife's voice.

"Nope." Replied Sammy and Jason; oblivious to what was going on. For god sake, they just wanted their questions answered.

House grinned. "I don't know either. I was wondering if you could tell me as well."

Jason and Sammy looked at each other, then at their parents, then sighed. Their parents had that 'look' on their faces again. They crawled onto Wilson's lap and looked up at him expectantly. Wilson sighed.

Cuddy had gotten up and had seated herself next to House. She trailed a hand down his face as House closed his eyes and expelled a breath of air.

Standing up, she grabbed House's shirt and he obligingly stood up as they walked to their bedroom.

Cuddy whispered, "I might not be able to tell you how babies are made, but I can show you."

House smirked as he opened the door to their bedroom. "I'm eager to learn, doctor."

As they shut the door, Wilson prayed to God that they wouldn't make too much 'sound' Sammy and Jason looked thoroughly confused. Their was muffled noises and then…

"Oh….Greg!"

"Please…please!"

"Lisa…"

Wilson looked up at the ceiling and cursed God. The two kids looked scared. "What are mommy and daddy doing, Uncle Jimmy?"

Wilson looked down at the two of them. "Uh…they're…playing."

"Playing? Like with what we do with our toys? There are adult toys?"

"Yeah.., yeah that's it. Hey kids, I'll take you out for some ice cream! Let's go!" Wilson literally picked up the two giggling kids and ran out of the house, leaving Lisa Cuddy to 'show' Greg House, sweet, sweet love.