Warning slight smut and more curse words! Enjoy!
Really Don't Care
Four and a half months later
"Hey babe I'm home" Santana called out as she entered the apartment.
"Bedroom" she heard her wife call out. Setting all her stuff down Santana made her way towards their bedroom. Standing in the doorway Santana leaned against the frame as she watched her four and a half month pregnant wife stomp around the room in her bra and underwear. Santana knew what was happening; two weeks ago Dani had rudely woken Santana up at six in the morning on a Saturday with a large smile on her face. Dani's stomach as Santana liked to say had finally popped, and every day it got slightly larger, something Santana found fascinating and incredibly sexy. She had to admit her wife made pregnancy look damn good. But after the excitement wore off, and Dani realized she didn't fit into half of her jeans and favorite leather pants she immediately got emotional, either crying or yelling at anything and everything.
"This is so fucking annoying, I can't wear any of my favorite outfits" Dani said as she once again tossed a shirt over her shoulder, shaking the Latina out of her thoughts.
Santana tried to hide her smile as she moved away from the doorway, stepping behind the shorter woman Santana wrapped her arms around Dani's waist, setting her hands on her stomach, and kissing her bare shoulder "Baby relax it's not good for you to get all worked up especially over something like clothes, that's my job" Santana said between soft kisses slowly making their way up Dani's neck.
Immediately relaxing at the Latina's touch Dani leaned her head back against Santana's shoulder both in content and to give the Latina more access, setting her hands on top of Santana's Dani spoke "I know San, but it's so frustrating not being able to fit into any of my clothes" she said releasing a small moan when Santana kissed the soft spot behind her ear, "The only thing that fits anymore is my sweat pants and some old t-shirts, and I can't go to dinner dressed liked that" Dani said another moan escaping her.
"Baby you can ware whatever you want, and I'll think you're the sexiest woman in the room. Because you my amazing wife are the sexiest woman I've ever met" Santana said as she turned Dani around to face her.
Dani sighed "I look like a whale San" she said, but Santana quickly stopped her from saying anything else by pressing a hard kiss to Dani's lips.
"You're beautiful" Santana said between kisses down Dani's body "And sexy, and gorgeous, and extremely wet" Santana said huskily as her hand stopped between Dani's legs.
Dani gasped at the contact "San" she practically whispered out.
Santana smirked as she shifted her hand but keeping it between her legs "What are the magic words baby?"
"Please San…Fuck me" Dani whispered practically begging.
"My pleasure baby" Santana said as she pushed Dani against the wall, and did the one thing she quickly found out that made Dani quickly forget about her clothing problems, and just relax.
An hour later Dani sat on the bed wearing new underwear, as she watched Santana rummage through their closet "Here we go, this one should fit, it was too big for you before the pregnancy so you should be fine now" Santana said showing Dani the dark blue knee length cocktail dress.
Dani grimaced but took the dress from Santana anyways, Dani hated dresses, the only time she wore them was when she and Santana went to an awards show. Standing up she slipped the dress over her body, closing her eyes she turned her back towards Santana so she could zip it up, sighing with relief when the zipper made it to the top.
"You look great babe, and it covers the bump pretty well, so no one will guess until after we tell them tonight at dinner" Santana said with a small.
Dani smiled "Are you sure we should announce the pregnancy at Rachel and Sam's dinner party, I think they want to tell everyone something as well" she said.
Santana shrugged "Knowing Rachel she probably just wants to announce that they finally picked a day to finally get married, considering they've been engaged for almost two years now" she said as she strapped her high heels.
Dani picked out her favorite heels happy that at least something in her closet still fit her and put them on, looking in the mirror she frowned "I hate my natural hair color it's so boring" she commented.
Santana smiled as stepped behind her once again wrapping her arms around her waist and setting her hands on her stomach "You look beautiful babe, besides we decided it was the best thing to do during the pregnancy, if you died your hair you'd have to get it re-dun in a couple months and those chemicals aren't good for the baby. But I promise the minute the baby is born you can die your hair to whatever color you want" Santana said.
Dani sighed "Yeah I know, it's going to be a long five months" she said.
Santana laughed "Yeah you're telling me" she said causing Dani to playfully hit her arm "What I'm the one who has to keep running to the store at one o'clock in the morning to get you, you're really disgusting cravings" she said with a smile.
"It's what the baby wants, and they aren't disgusting pickles and peanut butter is amazing, it's anything with seafood that's disgusting" Dani said with a shudder.
Santana laughed kissing Dani's cheek, ever since Dani got pregnant, she couldn't be anywhere around seafood, even a hint of the smell made her gag and run to the closets bathroom.
"Alright we should get going, you know how Rach gets whenever were late" Santana said.
"Do you think everyone will be excited, when we tell them?" Dani asked as she grabbed her phone and purse.
"Considering how they reacted when they found out about Kurt and Blaine, I'll say yes" Santana said.
"Don't worry about it babe, everyone's going to be excited, there's going to be another baby to spoil rotten" Santana said intertwining their hands, as they left their apartment.
"Alexis isn't even here yet and that little girl is already spoiled rotten" Dani said with a laugh.
"Exactly, now stop stressing and just relax, this will be easier then when you drop the pregnancy bomb during your interview with Ellen next week" Santana said as they headed towards her Land Rover in the parking garage.
"Yes I can only imagine what everyone single person in the world is going to say about us having a baby" Dani said rolling her eyes.
Santana laughed "Oh I'm sure they'll come up so pretty spectacular things".
For the rest of the car ride the two women talked about anything and everything, just trying to keep it relaxed and fun. Like usual they were the last ones to arrive at Rachel and Sam's.
Knocking on the door Santana prepared herself for yet another lecture from Rachel about tardiness, but when Rachel opened the door and practically threw herself at Santana saying how happy she was to see her Santana was a little to stun to do anything except hug her friend and nod her head.
Everyone was there; Mercedes, with her boyfriend Mark, Quinn and Puck, Brittany and John with their one year old son Chase, Kurt and Blaine, Artie and Kitty, Elliot and his new boyfriend Andrew, Tina and Mike, and even Mr. Shue and Emma.
Dani and Quinn quickly started up a conversation in the living room while Santana talked to Puck and Brittany while holding her godson Chase.
"So how far along are you?" Quinn asked Dani quietly.
Dani turned to her wide eyes "What?" she asked shocked that someone had figured it out.
Quinn laughed "Don't forget this is my second pregnancy, plus you keep resting your hands on your stomach, you haven't had anything alcoholic so far even though everyone else is, and Santana keeps looking at you with this sappy love smile, like more than normal".
Dani smiled looking down at her stomach "Four and a half months" she said quietly.
Quinn's eyes widened "What?" she said trying to keep her voice low.
Dani laughed "We wanted to keep it a secret until we knew everything was fine".
"Well do you guys know what you're having yet?" Quinn asked excited.
"I don't know, maybe you'll find out later tonight" Dani said with a smirk causing Quinn to glare at her, but before she could say anything Rachel spoke up.
"Alright everyone dinner's finally ready, I hope you guys are hungry" Rachel said motioning everyone towards the dining room.
"I swear to god if she tries to feed me vegan crap again I'm going to lose it" Santana said as she and Dani took their seats.
"Don't worry Santana, I made non vegan food as well" Sam said as passed by her.
"Oh thank god" Santana breathed out, causing Dani to laugh.
After everyone ate the actually really good food, Rachel stood up "So I know that all of us are incredibly busy and we barely get to see everyone together as much as we used to, which is why I think it would be amazing if we went around the table and everyone said what their biggest accomplishment is so far this year" Rachel said with a large smile and a clap of their hands.
"That sounds amazing Blaine and I will start" Kurt said causing Santana to roll her eyes "Okay so our biggest accomplishment so far is the fact that in a little under a month we'll have our beautiful baby girl Alexis Lucy Hummel-Anderson in our arms" Kurt said looking at Quinn.
"And we can't thank you enough for doing this for us Quinn, we love you so much" Blaine finished.
Quinn smiled tears welling in her eyes "I love you guys to". After the tear jerking moment that had almost everyone crying, everyone else went around and said their biggest accomplishment, and finally it was Dania and Santana's turn.
"Alright, so Dani and I have some really big news that were pretty excited about and we think it's our biggest accomplishment so far" Santana said smiling at her wife, who smiled back, looking back at all her friends and family Santana spoke "Dani's four and a half months pregnant".
"And were having a boy" Dani finished.
"Oh my god" Rachel squealed standing up out of her chair so fast that it fell over, running towards the two women she almost tackled them into a hug "This is absolutely amazing, I'm two and a half months pregnant" Rachel squealed.
Santana's eyes widened "Are you serious?" she asked.
Rachel nodded her head "We found out two weeks ago" she said as Sam walked over to them wrapping his arm around her waist.
"It's shocking right, who would have guessed that Rachel Berry would get pregnant out of wedlock" Sam said with a laugh causing Rachel to smack his chest.
"I can't believe this Satan and Rachel are both having kids at the same time, this is insane" Kurt said shaking his head.
"Oh my gosh you guys are having a boy, that's fantastic, have you thought of any names" Quinn asked followed by thousands of questions and congratulations from everyone in the room. For the next two hours, Dani, Rachel, Quinn, and Brittany sat together in the living room talking about pregnancy and everything horrifying that Santana had nightmares about after reading one of the pregnancy books Dani wanted her to read.
"You know I'm wounded that you didn't come and ask me to be the sperm donor, imagine how hot mine and Dani's kids would be" Puck said from beside Santana handing her a beer.
Santana laughed "Yes well we didn't necessarily want our kid to be any more of a horn dog then he already will be" she joked back.
Puck laughed "Touché Lopez. I'm really happy for you Santana, for both of you, I think you'll make a great mom" Puch said wrapping his arm around her shoulders.
"And you'll make a great dad someday Puck; you're not the same ass whole from high school anymore. Have you and Q talked about having your own yet?" Santana asked.
Puck smiled "Yeah we have actually, she wants to wait for a couple years after this pregnancy, and I don't blame her, pregnancy is a tough thing to go through. Right now I'm just happy that she's still with me".
"Who would have thought that Noah Puckerman would be going all soft" Santana said teasingly.
"Hey now I'm no softie, I'm just not afraid to admit that I love my wife with every part of my body" Puck said nudging Santana.
Santana smiled as her eyes rested on Dani "Yeah me to Puck, me to" she said softly.
Line Break
Another two hours later and Dani and Santana found themselves sitting together in their bed watching a movie. Santana sat with her back against the headboard, with Dani sitting between her legs her back to Santana's front, and like usual Santana had her hands rested on Dani's stomach gently rubbing circles, when she felt something lightly kick her hand.
"Oh my god what the hell was that?" Santana said pulling her hand away.
Dani smiled "He's kicking" she said grabbing Santana's hand and placing it on her stomach "I think he likes you rubbing circles like that".
Santana didn't say anything as she began rubbing the circles on Dani's stomach again, after a few moments she felt another light kick, Santana smiled "That's amazing" she said softly, her eyes never leaving Dani's stomach.
Dani smiled "Yeah it is pretty amazing. We should probably start working on names for this little guy" Dani said as she intertwined her and Santana's hands.
"Yeah probably, but right now I just want to lay here with my amazing wife, and feel our son kick, we can figure that out tomorrow" Santana said softly.
"I love you Santana" Dani said.
"I love you to Dani" Santana said "And I love you to little guy" Santana said looking at Dani's stomach, were their baby boy was growing.