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Chapter 10
BPV.
Before I knew anything we were at my father's front door. The cruiser was gone…and Celeste's car wasn't there either. But sitting in plain sight was the twins Delorean. Alice threw it a dirty look and raptly knocked on the door.
"DWEEBS!" Alice roared pissed.
"Alice?" Mark/Marcus called shocked as he opened the door. Aro/Alfred was standing behind him.
" Come in guys…what's going on?" Alfred/ Aro asked adjusting his glasses nervously . Both of them started to fidget.
"Don't give me that 'what's going on?' you know damn well what's going on…now WHERE ARE THEY?" Alice snarled pissed.
"What are you talking about?" Marcus asked. His face started to twitch a little.
"OUR STUFF…WE KNOW YOU HAVE IT…GIVE IT UP!" Alice growled and snarled.
"Alice honestly…if you lost your underwear…maybe you should check your washer and dryer first…I mean maybe its in there?" Marcus gulped. His washed white button down t-shirt began to tremble.
"Did I say it was underwear….no!…now how would you know that if you didn't have something to do with it!" Alice said pissed. She then leaned in and sniffed around Marcus.
"and you smell like freesia….just like the perfume that Bella's missing. Huh that's funny…I didn't think there was a cologne on the face of this earth that smelt of flowers!" Alice growled.
"um…uh…its my mothers perfume…I walked in as she was spraying it and it must of clung to my clothes!" Marcus gulped again.
"A likely story…your stupider then you think if you think I would believe that one…I brought Bella that bottle when went shopping last week!" Alice growled.
"why are we giving into this bullshit…lets go look for them ourselves!" Alice said turning towards the stair case.
"Wait a minute…where are you going?" Alfred/Aro asked.
"Your room obviously…why?" Alice huffed.
"No don't go up there…please!" Aro said suddenly freaking out. We ignored him as we trudged up the stairs. We opened the door and went into shock. This wasn't the room that I had known. This room was painted an ugly gray color. The curtian that I had was replaced by a huge thick red one. The infamous coat hanger was sitting in the room's front left hand corner. Posters of anime, Lord of the Rings, and Star wars were everywhere. Sitting where my desk used to be was a medium sized television. Next to that was every gaming system that existed. Scattered on the floor was various video games. Twin beds sat on either side. One had a sheet set with a life sized picture of Luke from Star wars on it. The other had R2D2. I looked over at Alice. Her face was livid.
"I PUT HOW MUCH INTO DECORATING THIS ROOM AND THESE RETARDS CHANGE IT?…HOW DOES 'DO NOT CHANGE THIS ROOM' COMPUTE TO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!" Alice snarled pointing to a picture of Arwen. Her head was circled in a heart with an arrow pointing to the words "Alice" next to it. The poster next to it was one of Luke and Layer… "Marcus and Bella" was written under them with a small weird looking heart drawn next to it.
"See this is sick…its not like we're all 13 years old…normal people don't deck their room out like this…and they don't write their crushes names on posters!" Alice roared some more .
"Alice there's our underwear!" I said pointing under one of the twin beds that was shaped like a space ship. It looked like a 3 year old would sleep in it.
"I have half a mind not to touch that now…god knows what they did with it!" Alice said grossed out and picking her underwear up with a coat hanger.
"your perfume bottle is under there too Bella…damn it its empty!" Alice said picking it up and shaking the bottle.
"Marcus owes me $50 now…ugh I will get him to replace it though…next time they come over they are not heading into our rooms for any reason. I learned from this!" Alice growled.
"you know how could Charlie let something like this happen?" Alice asked as we put everything in our purses.
"well I'm guessing that he either doesn't know or didn't want us to know about it. I mean would you tell your kid of your boyfriends children had a sick obsession with them and their friends?" I sighed.
"yes…alright point taken…wait isn't that my barrett…I've been looking for that!" Alice said heading to the top of the TV and grabbing this blinged out thing.
Walking down the stairs we headed for the door. The twins were nervously standing by the foot of the stairs. I had put my hand on the door when Alice turned around.
"hold on Bella…there's just one more thing that I want to do!" Alice said looking right at the twins. She then took out both of our tazer guns.
"alright this will teach you not to fuck with picachu!" Alice said firing both. The twins slumped to the floor twitching. They were making weird nasally noises. Alice videotaped it on her cell phone.
"For future purposes…incase its warranted!" Alice said.
"ahh now I know how Ash felt in episode one !" one of the twins moaned as we left the house.
"Maybe that will get through to them!" Alice exhaled as we walked back home. Since se decided to walk there we had no ride back.
"hopefully!" I said.
"Damn it…I forgot the fifty bucks…oh well…I'll collect another time!" Alice said. The cruiser then drove by.
"oops…also forgot about Charlie…oh well its not like he can ground you…you don't live with him anymore. Maybe the twins wont tell him anyways." Alice said shrugging.
"don't get your hopes up…they might just to see us again." I said.
"True…didn't think about that." Alice said.
It was then that we arrived back at the apartment complex. Heading up the stairs I just remembered about the roast and looked at the time. We were only gone about a half hour thank god. I wouldn't of been too thrilled if the roast burned.
"yum dinner!" Alice exclaimed when dinner was finally ready. It was then that my phone went off.
"Bella why did Alice tazer the boys?" Charlie's voice demanded.
"Dad…its very hard to explain…." I started up. Alice grabbed the phone.
"No its not Charlie…those boys are perverts…they took some things of ours that are very personal. I wanted them back. Now you tell them that if they even think about taking such personal items from me or Bella ever again then their things will be tazered off. And Charlie…I would keep an eye on them if I were you… unless you want your girlfriend's sons to become more Jacobs …especially Marcus or Mark or whatever he likes to be called in your case. Now I know what I did was wrong but I was just trying to get stuff that belonged to me and Bella back and I was very angry at the boys!" Alice said. I could hear squabbling on the other end.
"Chief…trust me if you knew what they had you would probably beat the hell out of the boys yourself. Have you even been in their room since they remodeled…no…well maybe you should. Get a look at some posters in particular. Then talk to me about what constitutes 'unusual punishment'" Alice said.
"of course they're saying that they didn't have anything…they're lying duh…Chief Swan who has more incentive to lie…the two boys who you've just met…or your daughter's best friend who you've known for years…take a whirl around their room. That will tell you who's telling the truth. Also search the trash incase they decided to hide the evidence. Look I'm not saying that you have to throw them out or anything…just if you find anything please talk to them. I've tried and its not working but maybe if a male influence tells them not to do something they'll listen. Thank you!" Alice said hanging up the phone.
"Charlie's raiding the boys room tonight…maybe this will finally get them to leave us be!" Alice sighed.
"Good…the night mare might finally come to an end!" I sighed. After dinner was done I popped in a movie. Alice was too busy on her lap top reading Us weekly online to pay attention.
"Why is she wearing orange…it makes her look like an orange and now is not the time for that color!" Alice said as she scowled down the page. She then looked up.
" 'The Devil wears Prada? ' I think I'm rubbing off on you grasshopper!" Alice laughed when she realized what movie was on.
"Well it was that or 'Gone with the Wind ' …I was in for more of a light hearted movie tonight." I said.
"oh tell me about it…I cried all the way through 'the notebook'. I only put stuff like that on when I feel like watchting sappy things on." Alice said. It was at that point that Alice started to pay attention to the movie.
"Wouldn't that be a dream job…I wish I could be the head of Vogue magazine!" Alice cooed.
"you probably wouldn't be saying that if you saw how much work was involved." I said.
"True…but the travel would be great!" Alice countered.
The next day I had finally gotten around to throwing out all the pictures of Jacob on my desk. I was replacing them with pictures of my father and Alice when Edward walked in looking for some printer paper.
"Who's that?" Edward asked pointing to a picture of Jacob that had escaped my war path. It from last Halloween…Jake was wearing a pinhead mask and hovering over me. I wanted to laugh at the irony. I was going as mini mouse. I wanted to go as a Vampiress but Jake forced the mouse costume on me. Something about his culture hating vampires.
" Alice or Seth didn't tell you?" I asked shocked. I never thought I'd see the day that the two motor mouths didn't talk about something big.
"What?" Edward asked.
"Oh he's an recent ex boyfriend. ." I said. I didn't want to launch into the full story.
"Was it someone from college?" Edward asked with slight curiosity and oddly enough a pang of pain in his voice. I could tell he wasn't trying to pry but trying to understand so it wouldn't have to come out at a later date.
"No…I think you know him actually…Jacob Black?" I said. Jacob attended school with us because of a joint venture between the Reservation and the public school system. The shock that crossed Edward's face was hilarious.
" You dated puppy?" Edward gasped. I looked at him
"well I noticed him and Mike practically following you around school. Jake had this lost puppy look in his eye. Emmett was the one who gave him the nickname. Mike was called Labrador cause he was constantly at your side getting you things." Edward said.
"Lets just say it ended badly." I said.
"Oh touchy subject." Edward said with a mix of sympathy and apology in his voice.
" so have you seen anyone lately?" I asked.
"Oh nothing serious. I've dated but nothing clicked you know. Nothing got past the second or third date." Edward said.
"well its bound to happen sometime for you." I said hopeful. All the girls in this town would be determined to make that happen.
"yeah hopefully." Edward beamed.
"no I'm pretty sure its going to happen….you weren't exactly a nobody in high school. In fact when you left it was kind of like someone died. Ask Charlie…he actually had to respond to reports of girls doing some crazy things. It was nuts." I said.
"I heard…Alice said someone refused to eat or something like that ." Edward said. Of course Alice would bring that up. I could only imagine what she said.
"it did explain a lot though…like why Emmett and I found cards begging for our return taped to our front door the day we came back. I was kind of shocked to hear that. Emmett and I probably wouldn't of left…or at least came back for weekend visits if we had known." Edward said apologetically.
"look you guys had to go to school. You had to get out of the town. Eventually everyone came to accept that if they wanted to move on. But some of our classmates are still single…since some of them were your number one fans I think they were trying to hold out thinking someday your family would come back. They held a vigil every anniversary of the day you left. Like I said it was like someone died." I said.
"your right…that's nuts!" Edward laughed.
"Well things did get back to normal…or well a new normal. The only real difference still prevalent- besides the vigils - is that Forks High football now sucks without Emmett. They fell flat on their faces with their star athlete gone. They thought they were high an mighty until didn't get the division that first year. Its painful to watch. don't tell Emmett that though." I said.
"I wont…but he's going to figure it out sooner or later. He wants to go to tonight's game. He's not going to be happy that when he finds that out." Edward groaned.
"finds what out?" Seth asked popping his head in.
"oh we're just talking sports…Edward's twin brother used to be MVP on the high school football team." I said. Five years ago that would have been an honor. Now however that just symbolized anyone even with mild talent getting them to win a couple of games. Seth having not been here then wasn't impressed.
"ooh whoopty doo…he got them to win a game!" Seth laughed.
"No he was the reason they won state back in the day…could of went NFL." I said.
"oh man…they used to actually win…I thought they always sucked…I mean they haven't won an important game since I've been here…hell they barely win at all." Seth said.
"Why didn't he?" I asked Edward and ignored Seth.
" he played college ball actually. He found something that he liked better though and went with it." Edward said.
"Oh well then good for him!" I said.
"So what's your cousin up to?" I asked. Edward knew who I was talking about…and probably why.
"Oh he stayed behind the extra week to see off the people moving in. he's got a good job but he's heading back to school to improve his skills. He's going to commute from our house and stay with us." Edward said. I had half a mind to tell Alice…but then again the girl needed a shock or two in her life. Besides if Alice knew then everyone would know that more members of the family were returning and everything would go crazy again. It was bad enough that certain members of the old " Edward Cullen Fan club" were already positioning themselves at various spots in town…probably in the attempt to find out where he worked. It wouldn't of been obvious except for the fact that they were parking in groups and walking around with binoculars. That and the fact that one of them offered me a spot to spy on Edward. Seth then looked behind him.
"oh shit…Big Ted's rounding the corner…see ya!" Seth said running away. He ran smack dab into Ted.
"I know…I know… I have a desk…bye!" Seth gasped before disappearing. Ted then walked in. Before he could even get the words out of his mouth I handed him everything.
"Good your done early!" Big Ted beamed before looking at Edward.
"I just have to print…give me five seconds and they'll be in you hand!" Edward said heading back into his office. Not even a minute later he reappeared with a stack of papers identical in size to mine.
"good…good…everything is going faster then schedule!" Ted mumbled walking away. Seth came walking back in a few minutes later.
"honestly…what does he expect me to do…I take pictures for news stories…and we all know that big news stories happen just as much as the sun comes out in this town…very rarely!" Seth laughed.