Ask Naruto

Me: I own Naruto! Wow you're gullible!

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Kasumi: "This whole chapter will be for kingman 186.Hell he's reviewed four times!So I don't want his questions mixed in with the commoners' questions.I'm just kidding.All of your questions are wonderful and they make me glad to know people are reviewing. So without any further adieu...kingman 186's question."-reads letter-

Tobi: your welcome. Bunny ears make you go really really really fast and the majoras mask is alive but with your awesomeneww and mask power you can controll it.
Itachi:well if you have to wait to use them then i will do the most dangerous thing ever (gives every single weapon in metroid and every weapon known to man and some known only to dolphin.
Sakura: you. have. no. fucking. life. bitch.
sasgay: stabs
Naruto:are you a fool how can you not like hinata?
Hinata: how come you didn't use the curse seal to kill neji in the chunin exams he was trying to kill you.
kakashi: why did you TRY to slice a lightning bolt in half with chidori in the first place?

Tobi: "Awesome"

Itachi: -reads letter-"Awesome!Weapons!"

Kasumi: "You only have to wait six more chaptersTachi-kun"

Itachi: "With as many reviews as you have that's not long!"

Kasumi: "I know!I know!!Isn't it awesome?!I have a bunch of reviews!A whole hell of a lot of them!!!!!!!"

Kisame: "Alright.Who gave her sugar?"

Naruto:-looks away innocently-

Kasumi: "It doesn't matter!!Sugar is awesome!!!Awesome,awesome,awsome!!!!!"

Kakashi: "Naruto..did you give her sugar?"

Naruto: "No!"

Kasumi: "Yes he did!!!Yes he did!!!"(a/n I'm on a sugar rush right now. A bunch of skittles.I had practically all of the skittles in one of the big bags!)"Next!"

Sakura: -reads letter- "I do too have a life!I have a life where I stalk Sasuke!!"

Kasumi: "I agree with kingman 186!That's not a life you fucking bitch!!!"

Sasgay in Barney Land: "I hate this guy!!!"

Kasumi: "That's why we think kingman 186 awesome!!Naruto!Question!"

Naruto: "What kind of like?"

Kasumi: "LOVE LIKE YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!"

Naruto: "I like Hinata like that"

Hinata: 'Can't faint!Can't faint'-faints-'SHIT!!!'

Kasumi: -runs over to Hinata-"Wake up buddy!Wake up!!Wake up!!!"

Hinata: -wakeys up-

Kasumi: "You have to answer the question"

Hinata: "I didn't because Kishimoto-san wanted the theme of Naruto and Neji's fight to be destiny. It's not my fault.It's Kishimoto-san's fault. And the curse seal wasn't revealed till Neji and Naruto's fight. So Kishimoto-san probably didn't want it to be revealed too early."

Everyone else: O.O

Hinata: "What?!"

Shino: "That's the longest series of sentences you've ever said without stuttering"

Kiba: "Yeah.What he said"

Kasumi: "Kakashi!Question!"

Kakashi: -reads letter- "Gather round children and you shall hear the tale of Kakashi's lightning spear."-everyone gathers round- "It was a dark and stormy night and I was locked in a terrible fight. The lightning was flashing and our swords were clashing. My chakra was stored. I bolted towards the evil lord. The lightning struck. The evil lord ducked. The lightning was chopped in half and that's how the jutsu Lightning Blade was put on the graph."

Kasumi: "That was awesome Kakashi!"-starts clapping-

Everyone else: -clapping-

Kakashi: "Thank you all very much"

Kasumi: "You heard it here!The story of Kakashi's Lightning Blade,Naruto loving Hinata, and Sakura being a bitch!"

Sasgay: "She's not as much of a bitch as you though!"

Kasumi: "Damn straight!"

Neji: 'We made it through a chapter without her saying my hair is pretty!Hell yeah!'

Kasumi: "Neji?"

Neji: "Yeah?"

Kasumi: "Your hair is purdy!"

Neji: "Damn!"

Meatball Head: "R&R"

Deidara: "Send in questions...yeah"

Kasumi: "The end is coming!!!The end is coming!!!Of my story that is!:).For all of you who don't know the story of Kakashi's Lightning Blade was a takeoff of Paul Revere's Ride:) Rock on biatches."