A/n: The character in this chapter is alison () as plumsky :) i hope you like it!
disclaimer: Stephenie meyer can't write something this awesome.
Bella Swan I love foamy the squirrel and shane dawson!
Alpa Jake Likes this.
comments.
Alice Brandon Was Edward being an ass again?
Alpha Jake Yay! you dont love edward!
Bella Swan god jake you still on that?
plumsky Acording to the books? yeah, but im still hoping that he's gonna turn gay.
Jane Volturi That means he would be perfect for Alec.
Alec Volturi Im not gay! you are!
Jane Volturi god alec what are you on?
Alec Voluri ya mom.
Jane Volturi We have the same mom that's gross.
Plumksy That is true, you are wins.
Alec Volturi Shut up, your ruining my moment.
Plumsky your ruining mine dumbass.
A/n: okay i hope you liked it! please review!