Hiei's Jaded Dragon: "Hey I'm back!!! I was going to update a lot this spring break but…I TURNED 18!!! I'M LEGAL!!!"

Hiei: "Legal to do what? You already ignore most rules…"

ME: "Hehe. To my lovely reviewers: Thank you so much. Your reviews prove that there are people as weird and perverted as I am. Wait till I tell me friends…lol."

Friends: "No more hers…NOOOOO!!!"

ME: laughing manically

Hiei: "You are one scary onna."


WARNING: YOU MUST READ "HIEI'S LITTLE PROBLEM 'CAUSE OF HIS CRAFTY SISTER" TO UNDERSTAND THIS---IT'S THE SEQUEL. P.S. I DON'T OWN SQUAT.

"Talking"
(Author's notes)
-Thoughts-
/Telepathy/
The little voice inside your head
Parlestongue


The Tenkai made their way to the castle where Draco Malfoy and his mother were waiting. Beforehand, his mother had informed Draco to find out more about these new kids and if they were of any value to their cause.

"Hello Draco." Said Talia.

"I suppose we need to get started on the tour." He replied with a smug expression. But before he could get too cocky, his mother did one of those "motherly things" that just always manages to embarrass you; she started fixing his hair and pulled him aside for a hug before she departed. Yusuke and the guys all sniggered at this. As soon as his mom was out of ear-shot, Draco got red in the face and muttered "Shut-up."

"Aww does mommy's little boy like his sweet little huggy?" Said Yusuke, pulling Draco's cheeks. Draco looked less than happy.

At this the guys burst out laughing, even Kurama was sniggered.

"I don't know what you guys are laughing at, why don't we get started on your moms?"

At that statement from Shizuru, the laughter died off completely. Kurama was a mama's boy, Yusuke's mom was well…. Yusuke's mom, and Kuwabara owned a cat and could be a big baby at times. Who knows what the demon moms of Touya and Jin are like?

"Well er, I'm supposed to show you the school and tell you about the classes and rules." Draco said getting out of Yusuke's grasp and turning back to his normal pale hue. -God mother did you have to do that here? You made me look like a wimp…-

Looking at the new arrivals he decided that it didn't matter. They were bound to know the pains a mother could cause. Draco began to lead them all to the great hall. The Tenkai wasn't so impressed, although the stars at the top were cool to Jin and the girls.

"This is the Great hall, where we eat all of our meals. There's the four house tables; depending on where you're placed is where you'll sit." Draco explained, while pointing to each table.

"The houses don't get along so I hope you all wind up in the same one. Gryffindors are dorks, Hupplepuffs are loafers, Ravenclaws are nerds, and Slytherin's are the best."

"So you must be in Gryffindor, right Dorko?" Yusuke said while the others snicker.

Draco turns red from embarrassment and shouts "Its DRACO not DORKO! And I rather die than be a Gryffindor." -I am not a dork! How dare they call me a Gryffindor! Stupid foreigner! One might argue that you are dorky…after all you do dance in your mirror. Be bloody fucking quiet!-

"No need to get testy I was only playing. Now let's go see somewhere fun because I don't care if the place I eat at is a shithole. As long as the food's edible I could care less."

After calming down (for we all know a Malfoy remains calm in any situation), Draco asks, "You like quidditch?" Seeing the hopeful expression on the guys faces he decided to take that as a yes "Well then, let's go to the pitch."

Draco took the Tenkai outside to see the quidditch pitch. "This is where we play quidditch. You might feel like signing up for your house team if you think you're any good." Draco snidely remarked.

"Is that a challenge Dorko? We can play and we'll kick your ass!" Yusuke replied with a grin.

'Yeh we's all bout flying n such. 'Ere's no way you'd beat us, don't you know."

"And just how long have you guys been playing quidditch? Because I've been playing since I could walk."

"Just a few months but that's all we'll need to beat you. It's not our fault that it took your whole life to just suck."

Sensing the approaching stupid guy argument that was about to erupt, Keiko decided to intervene before anyone got hurt. "Well why don't we see who's any good by having a match after we finish the tour?" -Stupid boys and their dumb macho-ism! They are beyond help. Yeah but you gotta love dumb boys, they're the easiest to manipulate. And besides, Yusuke is hot when he's competitive. Yeah but it's annoying sometimes. So you admit Yusuke's hot?...Reluctantly…ooh –

"Um yeah I really want to check out the castle's layout. I don't want to get lost when school starts." Talia added. -Good idea Keiko, we need Draco on our side for my plan to work. We don't need some foolish boy rivalry ruining anything.-

So Draco gave them a rundown of the entire school, with the exception of the location of the different houses. "Sorry but I only know where the Slytherin's are. Dumbledore doesn't reveal the location of the different houses to members of another house because he thinks it will cause trouble."

With that, the tour ended and the guys went up of the pitch and instead raced when they realized they couldn't get into the supply room for the balls and that they didn't' have enough players.

Draco's mom came for him at eight and the two diappaearated together. The Tenkai was lead to some guest bedrooms where are their belongings had been placed. Dumbledore had split them into twos, with two people of the same sex rooming together. This arrangement didn't last. The bedrooms consisted of Hiei and Talia, Kurama and Kira, Yusuke and Keiko, Kuwabara and Yukina (much to Hiei's dismay), Shizuru and Boton, and Touya and Jin. The two new couples hadn't really started dating (even though they wanted to) and decided to room separate for now.

In the rooms:

Hiei and Talia had arranged the simple room to better suit their needs. Talia decorated the room with her wand, putting up more Japanese accents, like those paper lanterns. But while she was doing this, she became completely unaware of Hiei's growing interest in her. His wandering little eyes (all three of them) were fixated on her rear as she moved about the room. It didn't take long for Hiei to decide that Talia's time was better spent entertaining him than decorating some damn bedroom.

He snuck up behind his mate and carefully got ready to pounce. When he was close enough, he reached out and snatched Talia, carrying her to the bed.

"Hiei put me down!" Talia giggles. –Ooh you know you like it…yeah but I didn't finish setting up the room the way I wanted it. Too bad. Naughtiness beats decorating any day. Now I command you to take full advantage of the situation. No need to tell me twice.-

"Hn." Hiei set her down on the bed and then positioned himself on top of her. –Whoo! Finally some action! And all you could say was hn. Hn, be quiet. Spoilsport.-

"Hiei, we just got here. This is our first night here and already you have to do it. God you are so horny."

"You say that as if you mind. Need I remind you it was you who was taunting me with your rump shaking."

"Taunting you?" she replies in disbelief. "I was decorating our bedroom. It's not my fault that you're easily turned on."

"And like you're not? You really aren't putting up much of a fight. One could reasonably argue that you enjoy this. Therefore you are just as horny as I am."

"Humph." She said getting up and walking away.

Hiei growled in response and used his speed to catch Talia. "No." she retorts sticking her tongue out.

Hiei whimpers in response. -How could she say no. She's my woman and she wanted it a second ogo.-

She giggled. "I'm only playing Hiei. How could I turn down such a sexy demon?" She gave him a quick kiss and smirked…


"I'll end it there for now. Give me some reviews and I'll add a lemon. And I could possibly do it with the other characters as well if I get some positive feedback. Toodles."