PS: Please, Don't Disown Me

by aej325

"And then Rose was muttering, 'Oh God' for a whole different reason than before. The door to the Room of Requirement was open. They were practically naked. And there stood her Uncle Neville." A story in which Rose and Scorpius are discovered in an compromising situation, and forced to write letters home explaining.

10. Malfoy He Bites, Weasley He's A Menace

Title: PS - Please, Don't Disown Me

Disclaimer: The Harry Potter Universe is all J.K. Rowling.

A/N: I don't want this a/n to be longer than this chapter... haha, so I'll just say sorry for the long wait!

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PS - Please, Don't Disown Me

Chapter X

The following letter was sent to Malfoy Manor from the Weasley household;
timed so that one Hermione Granger-Weasley was asleep when sent.

Keep your pillock of a son away from my daughter you bloody git.

Hermione tells me that I am required to inform all recipients of letters carried by Pig that he bites.

So Malfoy, he bites. I hope your maids can remove the blood stains from your ruddy furniture.

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The following letter was sent to the Weasley household from Malfoy Manor;
timed so that one Asteria Malfoy was asleep when sent.

It is no fault of mine, nor my son, if your daughter has fallen for the Malfoy charm.

Arse. Your bloody bird is a menace to society.

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I'm sorry it was so short - but I thought shorter would be more in character for these two. :)

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