sorry it took so long... for those of you that are actually reading this. well here it is.

DISCLAIMER- i dont own hetalia...

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"In other news... My robot, that will get rid of the disgusting seaweed from the ocean, will also compact it into a statue of liberty for everyone to know that I am the hero giving liberty to the ocean!" America grinned and stood up on his chair while the others just hung their heads. The fifth time this month he has had robots in mind for all solutions.

"America... animals in the water need that seaweed to protect themselves from certain others..." England took away the energetic man's steam.

"Why do you tell me now of all times!? You said that it was a fool-proof plan!"

"Yes that plan was proof that you are a fool!" China rolled his eyes.

"You had been acting just as stupid last week ahen..." England hissed at Yao to keep quiet.

"So Iggy where the hell were you all of last week... I had been trying to borrow your car again but you kept being 'out of house'...!" England frowned.

"I was out doing business... wait... Is that why my car has scratches and dirt all over it?!"

"I told you, you were out so I had been looking for you at the places you usually go..." Arthur glared at his former colony.

"If I didn't take my car... why the bloody hell would I have my keys on hand you bloody idiotic git?!" He jumped at America and suddenly the papers Germany had filed so nicely, for that half of the meeting the night before, were all scattered.

"Look at what you two have done to the neatly stacked files..." France sighed as he took his seat. Arthur looked up at the fop from the table, where America had been strangling him."Really must you act like such barbarians...?"

"You stupid frog! How dare you show up late to another meeting!?" He growled and kicked Alfred off of him, grabbing the man in a choke hold. America smiled up at Francis, even though England was using all his force to hold him down.

"You can side with me in my new idea!" Suddenly England was flipped forward over Alfred's shoulder and put in the same hold.

"Yao! A little help...!?" China got out of his seat with a roll of his eyes and ran at America.

"Does it involve radioactive experiments or robots?" Alfred nodded, hardly paying any attention to the short brunette attempting to take him down."Then I refuse to agree to something that stupid..." Russia grinned and pulled France into his lap.

"I think I'd like to do some experimenting of my own, da...?" After a moment of jumping on Alfred's back and trying to force him down, China ended up the same way as England and scowled at the bushy-browed man.

"I blame you, ahen! Ugh! America you should buy better deodorant ..!" Yao clawed at his arm, trying to pry it away."You smell like fast food!" The door swung open and everyone froze.

"What the hell is going on in here!?" Germany stared at France, who sat in Russia's lap. He heard about the rumors that they had gotten together but he didn't believe half of the things America told Italy to tell him. He also didn't pay much attention to rumors if they weren't about other countries possibly planning something against him or his friends. The sight of a perverted Frenchman on the lap of the most cruel-tempered nations was a complete and utter shock.

"What the hell are you doing together!?" The others were in shock at that. Usually the strict German nation would have commented at their behavior or set everything to normal. Instead he was taken in by the unusual couple acting lovey-dovey across the table.

"See Germany? I told you that they were together..." Italy popped up beside him."France sure knows how to pick 'em..." Russia didn't want to break character, but that was just such a hurtful insult.

"Little Italy said something, da...?" France watched as the violet-eyed nation scooted him to one leg and reached into his coat pocket for his water pipe. He didn't want it to get out of hand, even if Russia did get offended. He grabbed Ivan's bandaged hand, before he could retrieve the pipe, and hopped off his lap.

"Now now, mon cher. That will not be necessary..." Russia stared up at him and looked like a child who had his toy taken away. France couldn't resist pecking him on the forehead. Russia felt heat flood his face as Francis walked over to Italy and flicked him on the nose."Bad Italy!" Italy hadn't seen France angry at him before so he hid behind Germany. He scowled down at the fop.

"Who gave you the right to strike Italy in any way...?" Everyone expected Francis to step down. America even let go of his captives and they sat back down in case he did. But no. France stared down Germany and everyone realized that he was serious.

"It was very rude to say. Italy must apologize."

"I'm sorry...! Just don't hit me...!" Russia grinned at France.

"See? I took care of it..." The blonde sat back in Russia's lap pulling his arms around his waist. France had never seemed brave around the German but he had to. Ivan had been insulted. He couldn'e even remember the last time he had been mean to Italy let alone hurt him in any way. England scowled at the Frenchman until the meeting was over. He would have to come up with a plan to get them to break up soon. After they were dismissed he saw China heading toward the second elevator.

"Hey China...! I have a plan..." England smirked fiendishly.

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