Disclaimer: Not mine.


Hogwart's Wonderland

(Duet for the Bloody Barron and the Grey Lady)

(to the tune of Winter Wonderland)


Peeves sings, are you listening?

In the halls, we smell him coming,

A woebegone sound,

and surely we are bound,

To run and scream in the halls tonight.

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Gone away, are the students

Here to stay we find it prudent

As he sings his old song

To quickly run along,

Hiding in the dark and dreary halls.

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In the forest we will ask the centaur,

If he knows just what it is Peeves does.

He'll say: Is he crazy?

We'll say: Could be,

But you can read the stars

So you tell me.

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Later on, we'll perspire,

As we hide in the fire

And hex unafraid,

The Ghosts they have made,

Laughing on this yearly holiday.

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In the dungeon we will make a new ghost

And pretend that Snape enjoys it to,

He'll be nice to even moaning Myrtle,

Until she screams and cries and runs in fright.

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When we wake, it'll be thrilling,

Though your back, may get a chilling.

We'll frolic and play, in the Ghostly way

Gliding though a Hogwarts Holiday.


AN: Happy Christmas