This was actually quite funny. As everyone was scattering and yelling about not letting the "watchdogs" get in, we had just strolled right up basically. I stood by quietly, hands clasped behind my back as Sebastian examined the manor that held our young master.
"Hm…. Not bad. I quite like this mansion's style. Don't you, Kira?" He questioned aloud, earning the attention of all the guardsmen.
"Mmhm! It is quite lovely, master Sebastian! Perhaps we could do something like this for Master Ciel!" I responded, giving an approving nod of my head.
"Now that is a lovely idea. I think we shall when we return home."
"Wha…. What the hell?! How did you two get in here?!" Came the enraged reply from the multiple men now surrounding us.
We both turned at the sound of their yelling, blinking a few times at their confusion.
"Simple. You were all too busy to notice our entry." Sebastian replied to them.
"And too stupid." I added in, smirking.
"Now, now, Kira. We are guests here. We mustn't be rude." Sebastian scolded me with a slight chuckle.
"Tch…. Who the fuck are you two anyway?!" One man yelled, stepping ahead of the others with his gun leveled at Sebastian's chest. I growled a bit, taking a small step in front of my master.
Sebastian simply smiled, tilting his head to the side. "We are the Phantomhive servants of course. And I am afraid you have made a grave mistake aiming your weapon at me. One you won't survive for."
The men chuckled a bit, obviously feeling confident in their numbers and weapons. They were all fools. They should have run or begged for their lives. I grinned as Sebastian nudged me on, giving a small nod of approval. This would be fun.
The massacre was quick but entertaining. The moment they lost sight of me, they all flew into a panic trying to find me. They screamed at each other and at Sebastian, demanding to know where that "bitch" went. Rude humans. Their screams of terror and pain greatly amused me. For a short time.
Sebastian sighed as he turned away from the blood bath, tucking his pocket watch away as I followed quickly at his heels. "Five-thirty…. Come now, Kira. We haven't much time left."
"Of course, master Sebastian." I smiled happily as I accompanied him inside. Although once in the door, I let out a scream as gun shots immediately rang out. Sebastian was thankfully quick enough to pull us both out of harm's way. Letting go of me, I watched as he went throughout the room, clearing it of all gunmen in record time. He truly was amazing. I could only stare in awe as he checked the clock on the wall, heaving another sigh.
"Five-thirty four…" He mumbled.
Our advance through the manor was quite an annoying one. Every room we stepped in held more and more gunmen. We took turns taking them all out. Sebastian clearly just went for the quickest way but I liked to make them hurt. Make them bleed. It was fun! There was quite a difference between the two of us…. Sebastian so pristine and clean. Me on the other hand cover in blood. The blood of these men as well as my own still smeared through my hair and on my face. I must look like a true monster come to life. This was fine by me. I enjoyed the terror written on these stupid human faces as I ripped them apart.
Sebastian was clearly pissed as he hopped off the dining room table, pocket watch in hand once more. "Kira, enough playing with them. It is five thirty-eight. We have wasted enough time."
I looked back at Sebastian as I dropped the corpse of a man whose face was frozen in eternal terror. "Yes, master Sebastian. I understand."
One more room. One more massacre. This time done at the hands of my master. I stayed back and watched as he leapt around the room, throwing knives and forks with perfect precision. He hit his target every time. The room was cleared almost instantly. I stepped forward as he released the chandelier he had been hanging from, landing nimbly on his feet.
"It is five forty three, Master Sebastian." I reported to him.
"This should be the last of them then. Hurry, let us go retrieve the master." He turned from me, walking quickly and clearly with a purpose. It would be very wise for anyone else in this home to stay far away from him.
Smiling, I rushed ahead of Sebastian to the doors he was clearly aiming for. "Allow me, master Sebastian!" I chirped happily as I pushed the large doors open for him to stroll through.
He walked through the doorway with a serene smile on his face, bowing to the man who stood just beyond with a gun aimed at the butler's head.
"I would like to thank you for looking after our young master, sir. It is nearly time for dinner though so if we may please be on our way." Sebastian spoke calmly to him.
The man stared for a moment before laughing, lowering his gun. "I never would have thought you could have single handedly taken on all those men. I was expecting some kind of super human. Not a damn butler in a black coat."
"Excuse me! I am here as well!" I pipped up, stepping into the room now to stand beside Sebastian, hand clasped in front of me.
"Wha….What the fuck….? All that blood…. What the hell?! Who the fuck are you two? Some kind of killers sent by the Phantomives to get their master back? There's no way you two are just simple servants!" The man yelled, clearly freaked out by my appearance.
"I assure you, sir, we are just your average maid and butler come to collect our master." Sebastian replied, still smiling oh so calmly.
"Is that fucking so? I've never met a butler or a maid of your talents before. I must say, I am impressed. However," he grinned as he gripped Ciel by the hair, yanking him up to press the gun to his temple. "If you want to save him, you'll have to go through me first. After all, you don't want to see your adorable master with a hole in his head right? You're smart so you should know what to do."
Sebastian sighed, reaching into the pocket of his tail coat. "The thing that you wanted…"
He never got to finish though as a bullet pierced his skull. My eyes widened a bit as his blood sprayed over my hair and face. Cursing, I quickly jumped back to take cover as bullets ripped through every part of my master.
The man began chuckling as his hidden gunmen were revealed, weapons aimed at me now. I scowled, glaring at the scum bag as he laughed.
"What a fool! Looks like I've won this one, huh, girly?" He turned his attention to Ciel then, pointing the gun under his chin. "Even though he failed, it was still pretty impressive, brat. Now then, once we're rid of you everything will be just fine. We'll be able to deal with the English market without you here so don't blame us for being rough, got it? I bet your organs will be worth quite a lot. That pretty little maid of yours too. Maybe I'll sell her whole though. I bet some man out there would just love to play maid with her." He chuckled as he tore the blind fold off of Ciel, continuing on his victory rant. He sure was long winded.
"Hey." Ciel spoke up finally, interrupting the bastard. "How long do you plan on playing around? Do you plan on sleeping there on the floor? Hurry up and get rid of these guys. You and your stupid slave."
I sneered at Ciel, turning my nose up at him a bit. "Watch who you call stupid when they've come to save your live, brat." I growled at him.
A sigh could be heard from Sebastian's body as the man holding Ciel stared in horror. "Fine…. Who would have ever thought technology would improve this much?" He said as he slowly pulled himself up from the ground. He grinned as he held a hand up, revealing the bullets that had been used on him. "Now then…. I will be returning the favor with these."
I grinned as the remaining gunmen fell to the ground, those bullets having been lodged in their own skulls.
I stepped forward then, reaching out to remove the now tattered coat from Sebastian.
"Look what you've done. How could you put so many holes in my coat? Kira, it seems as if we'll have to replace this one." He spoke as he shrugged out of it, straightening out his shirt.
"Of course, master Sebastian. I will see that we do." I smiled, folding the ruined clothing over my arms.
Ciel scoffed, shooting both of us a glare. "Idiots. Do you still plan on fooling around?"
Sebastian chuckled some. "There's no need to worry, young master. It's been so long since I've had any fun. But I will be serious now."
Clearly distraught, the man quickly pressed the gun into Ciel's temple again. "S-Stop! Don't come any closer! If you get any closer I'll blow this brat's brains out! I swear I will!" He yelled, eyes darting back and forth between me and Sebastian.
"Hurry up, one of you. My hands hurt." Ciel snapped at us.
Sebastian chuckled, glancing back at me with that devilish smirk. "But, young master, he'll kill you if one of us steps closer."
"Tch…. Have you forgotten our contract?" Ciel questioned, eyes narrowing at Sebastian now.
Sebastian laughed as he closed his eyes, folding one hand over his heart. "How could I ever forget, my lord? Ever since that day, I have been your loyal servant. Anything that you command of me I will obey without fail. Sounds familiar, does it not, Kira?" He turned to smirk at me now.
I rolled my eyes, making a show out of curtsying to the demon. "Oh of COURSE, my lord! Anything YOU command of me will be done without fail." I replied, putting as much sarcasm into my words as possible.
"What the fuck are you freaks going on about, damn it?!" Snapped the poor bastard still stupid enough to hold onto the master.
Sebastian merely ignored him, holding one finger up near his mouth as he grinned at Ciel. "Now then, young master, do you need me to save you…~?"
Clearly annoyed by Sebastian's game, Ciel yelled his command at us, his eye glowing with the obvious sign of the contract. "I order you to come and save me!"
I closed my eyes as the sound of the gun shot rang throughout the manor. Slowly opening my eyes, I watched the look of horror on the man's face as Sebastian stood behind him, the bullet captured between his fingers.
"Allow me to return to you this bullet." Sebastian spoke calmly, reaching toward the arms around the master. "Now return our master to us. Do not touch him with your filthy hands."
Screams of pain could be heard as Ciel was easily removed from the writhing man, Sebastian cradling him like a baby.
"I must say, this game was quite unentertaining, wouldn't you say, Kira?" Sebastian asked as he came toward me, passing the bound young master to me. I huffed as he was settled in my arms but dealt with it so that Sebastian may remove the bindings.
"W-Wait!" I groaned, hearing the nuisance began to speak again. "Wait a minute please! I don't want to die here! Use me as your hostage! I'll pay! I can pay you a lot! Just have mercy on me please!"
"Master Sebastian, can we silence that swine, please?" I grumbled, shifting the master in my arms as his bindings snapped.
"You know… I was never one to enjoy negotiation talks." Sebastian said, turning to the gentleman with that devilish smirk. It is regrettable but I am afraid this game is coming to an end."
I closed my eyes, turning away with the master as Sebastian neared the poor soul. Let him deliver the killing blow. I was tired and bored with these stupid humans already. Besides, I did have my hands full.
It wasn't long before Sebastian was back at my side, taking the master from my arms. "Hurry now, Kira." He smiled down at me, holding the grumpy young master bridal style in his arms. "We must get home now."
Smiling, I nodded to him as I picked up the pace. It would be nice to be home after all!