The somewhere in between Random FanFic of DOOOM!
Scene 1: Suicidal Tendancies
Mario stood at the edge, looking down at the city below. Luigi was driving towards him at high speed, about to crash when- BOOM.
Luigi flew off the building, hitting the pavement, squashing a Toad.
"Uh... what just happened?" thought Mario out loud. Bowser walked out into the sun.
"Don't worry, I got him! It's me, Bowser!" said Bowser.
"Uhh... thanks, I guess." said Mario.
"No problem, you can go kill yourself now!" smiled Bowser.
"Okay, bye bye- WOAHHHHHHHHHH!" Mario screamed as he flew towards Luigi, who was just getting up from the wreck.
"Oh, I'm okay!" he cheered. He then noticed Mario's flailing arms. "Oh Holy SHI-" he screamed as Mario hit him.
"Heh. What a lovely young man he'll turn out to be!" said Bowser.
Scene 2: It must be French
"Hey, Lemmy!" shouted Bowser.
"Yes, King Dad?" he called back.
"Come see this new toy I bought you!" Bowser replied. "They said, it's called a Flamm-a-ble, must be French." he said, pointing at the propane canister in front of him. "Sit on it and give it a try!" he encouraged.
Luigi was in his car, driving at high speeds when Lemmy rolled out in front of him.
"LEMMY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Oh God, I'm runnin' out of breath, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bowser screamed. Luigi hit him, and blew the whole castle up. "Stupid Frenchies!" shouted Lemmy.
Scene 3: Tender Moments go BOOM!
Oh screw it, it isn't funny.
Scene 4: Dinner
"Isn't this nice, Princess?" asked Link. Zelda and him had been on edge for a few months, and Link was determined to put it right. Then, Luigi was driving his car at high speeds towards the large tower in front of Mario's house. "Oh, God! Not again!" cried Luigi as he hit the turbo by accident. He crashed into the support structures, and knocked Zelda out of her chair.
"ZELDA, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Link as Zelda fell to the ground.