When they got back to Yale, they went to their separate dorms being worn out from the weekend's events. Once in her dorm Rory took out her phone, and called Stephanie to ask her about being a bridesmaid for the wedding. Not realizing that she didn't specify who's wedding before hanging up after Steph said yes, Steph started asking herself who Rory would be getting married too.
When Lia walked into her dorm, she walked into her room and changed clothes to be more comfortable. She needed to call Finn and Logan, but soon after they gave her their answer she was going straight to bed. Once changed into her short-shorts and sports bra, she picked up her cell and dialed Finn's number. He hadn't picked up, and she knew he was probably out drinking and looking for a red head. She hung up, not feeling up to leaving him a message for him to call her back. Knowing if he got while she was sleeping, he would think it were important and call to wake her up. She dialed Logan's number next, after the second ring she heard music from the pub in the background.
"Hey Maes, what's up?" He asked, once he gets into a quieter place.
She figured he had already found his girl for the night, or would as soon as their conversation ended. "Would you do the honors of being a groomsman for the Gilmore wedding?"
He was surprised by the question, not sure how to take it. Who was getting married, was it Ace? He was going to ask, but he could hear in her voice how tired she was. "Um, sure Maes. Just give me the details tomorrow, ok?"
"Thanks, and I will. Oh, and ask Finn for me too please. I tried calling him, but I guess his phone is off. Anyway, I'm going to bed. So g'night Bozo." She told him, and without waiting for a reply hung up.
Logan closed his phone, and walked back towards the table were Colin and Finn were sitting with their female companions for the evening. He put his phone back in his pocket before sitting down with his friends, and didn't notice the questioning looks they were giving him.
"Um, mate is everything alright with kitten?" Knowing it was her, since Logan had told him so before he answered the phone. He had been wondering the whole time, about why Lia would be calling Logan and not him if something had happened. He had been watching Logan the whole time, and the only thing he caught off his friend was confusion and that wasn't very useful since Lia and Rory confused the three all the time.
Logan just nodded his head, trying to find the words to tell them she was ok and that Finn and he were going to be groomsmen in a wedding. "Yeah, she's fine. She just wanted to call and ask if you and I would be ok being groomsmen for the wedding."
"Huh" Was all Colin could say, before returning his attention back to his bedmate. Since he remembered that Lorelai and Luke were getting married, and that Lia and Rory were helping with the planning.
Finn just looked at one of his best friends like he grew another head, when did Lia get engaged was all that was going through his head. He decided he would try to think about it till morning, and ask her about it and maybe even go to class.
The next morning
"Coffee…coffee…coffee…stupid Monday classes…stupid ET for leaving his keys…stupid teachers…stupid birthday party…stupid wedding planning…" Lia mumbled on her way to Mark's coffee cart, not noticing Finn and Logan walking on either side of her now.
Finn hated the sun, but ever since Logan told him about being a groomsman for a wedding for Lia. He couldn't sleep, hell he couldn't even drink. Thinking why Lia wouldn't have told him, that she was getting married. Logan was the same way only he was thinking Rory was getting married, and he didn't like that idea at all.
"Stupid shower…stupid clock…stupid boys…" before Lia could continue her stupid rant, Finn and Logan both stopped her by grabbing onto one of her arms each. Without noticing that they stopped her from getting to her coffee, they wanted to know what boy had made her think all boys were stupid.
"Kitten obviously your tired, and didn't get enough sleep last night, but not all boys are stupid." Finn told her, and he wasn't sure if she had heard him because all she was doing is staring at him.
Before anyone could say anything else, Rory seemed to come out of nowhere ranting exactly like Lia was before Finn and Logan had stopped her. "Stupid dorms…stupid Paris…stupid bathrobe…stupid Doyle…stupid Yale…stupid clock…" Rory kept going till she caught Lia's eyes, and both girls looked at the two boys standing in front of them, then back to each other before bowing their heads and saying "stupid boys!"
They walked away from them to grab two of the four coffees, which Mark had out for them. He was making more, because he saw the state they were in. Finn and Logan didn't understand why they were talking that way, decided to find out once they had enough coffee in their systems.
After about six ups later, the boys thought it was safe to ask question's now."So, what exactly happened for the rant of stupid things?" Logan asked, really curious to know the answer.
"Stupid ET for leaving his keys." Started Lia, and Finn thought that maybe she was referring to her mystery fiancée.
"Stupid roommate policy." Rory said next, and Finn and Logan were very confused by that one never meeting Rory's roommate Paris, or even if she had more than one.
"Stupid teachers for Monday Classes." The boys figured out that one easily, no one liked Monday classes. At least now they knew, that Lia and Rory were somewhat normal.
"Stupid Paris" Rory said, now giving a little more detail of which roommate she was talking about, to the boys.
"Stupid Sammie." The boys were confused by the name, they haven't met any of their friends named Sammie. Finn thought maybe ET was Sammie, and maybe they had a fight and the wedding was now off.
"Stupid sex." Finn and Logan snapped out of their thoughts, when Rory said that. Now, looking at her curiously and shocked, about what she had just said. Logan didn't like the idea of Rory having sex with some guy, and he wasn't really sure why.
"Stupid shower." Not quite sure what was wrong with Lia's shower, they would leave it be till much later. After they ask about ET, Paris, Sammie, and the sex comment first.
"Stupid tiny bathrobe." Lia almost laughed at that confession, but didn't have enough energy too. Mark had just brought them over more coffee, to help them out of their rant.
"Stupid Clock." Logan assumed that their alarm clock didn't go off, when they were suppose too, and now they were going to be late or already skipped their first class of the day.
"Stupid Doyle." The boys' attention snapped back towards the girls, Finn watched as Lia winced at the name. He wondered who Doyle was, while Logan was wondering why she even brought up the editor, of the Daily News.
"Stupid Malcolm." Rory felt bad for Lia, not having Sammie or Malcolm not work at the same time sucked. Especially when you're a Gilmore Girl, you live off coffee and Pop Tarts in the morning.
"Stupid Toby" Lia nodded her head in agreement, while Logan thought that Toby was the guy she was marrying. Than a thought about that Bible Boy came into his head, and he started to think maybe he was the one she was getting married too.
Lia and Rory looked at each other, and silently came to the same conclusion that they had come to before. "Stupid Boys." The finished off their 8th cup of coffee off each, and leaned back into their seats to relax before they had to get up for class in forty-five minutes. Finn and Logan were getting tired of the whole stupid boys, because they weren't all stupid.
"Ace not all guys are stupid, I'm mean come on I'm quite intelligent." Logan said to a now quiet table, hoping to get answers.
Finn wanting answers himself from Lia, decided to follow Logan's lead. "Yes kitten, what has the male population done to you this morning to make you hate us all?"
"Oh I don't know, wake me up at a truly ungodly hour, because ET forgot his stupid keys in my dorm last night. By the way, the tattoo looks really good I have a picture, I'll have to show it to you later." Lia began to answer, before moving her attention to Rory.
Rory nodded her head, reminding herself to ask to see it. "I had to see my editor in a tiny blue bathrobe this morning, but to make everything full circle I saw his pasty white ass last night when I walked into my common room."
"Why were you seeing his ass, Ace?" Logan asked, after Finn and he shuddered from the two images and was still trying desperately to erase them from their minds.
Lia shook her head trying to get the images running through her head, to go away. "Because his fucking Paris, why else?" Lia answered for Rory, and continued her answers. "Sammie and Malcolm decided to be mean too me, and not work for me this morning."
"I know what it feels like Toby, wouldn't work for me either." Rory gave, and they weren't paying attention to the confused looks on the boys' faces.
"Alright-y than, but why do you hate all boys for? Oh, and who are Sammie, Malcolm, Toby, and ET?" Finn asked, not quite sure on why these girls hate then at the moment.
As Lia followed Rory on gathering their bags, got up from the table. "You kept us from the coffee, when you stopped me, and blocked Rory's way. Sammie and Toby are our coffee makers, and Malcolm is my toaster." She answered, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Logan chuckled in amusement, while Finn shook his head. "Maes, you and Ace here are definitely different then most girl we've meet."
"Yes they are, and you've both got a ridiculous addiction to coffee." Finn added with a smile, and laughter in his eyes. He couldn't wait to see what other crazy things they do, or even come up with.
"Says the man who drinks alcohol as if you needed it to breath, our coffee addiction seems like nothing." Rory retorts, while walking. The boys walking with them to their classes, and it would seem Finn might actually be going to one himself.
Finn nodded his head, while it seemed to be thinking of an appropriate comeback. "You're quite right love, but I actually get drunk when I drink my beloved drink. You
two don't, which by the way I can't believe because when you drink it you don't get drunk."
"Am I seeing things, or are you two coffee blockers actually thinking about attending class today?" Lia asked, noticing Logan also had books in his hand. Which rarely ever happened unless, he was helping Rory carry hers when she tried to balance a few dozen books at once.
"Are you implying that, we don't go to class Maes?" Logan faked shocked, and hurt with a pout to give a little something extra.
Lia laughed and nodded her, Rory was cracking up. She was trying to catch her breath, before responding. "That's exactly, what she was implying Blondie."
"Kitten I go to class, and what classes do you Sheila's have at the moment?" Finn asked, and they finally noticed how sober her actually was for once.
"When are you ever sober in class, babe? I have History with Prof. McDonald, right now." Lia answered his question, while he put his arm around her shoulders. To see some kind of reaction, and really didn't see anything different. On the inside though, she was going crazy from the heat that came from his touch.
"And I have Psychology with Prof. Steinberg, why do you boys ask?" Rory asked, she's never seen either. If one of them were in her class, the reason for not seeing them was probably because they didn't go to class.
Logan put his arm around her shoulder, as he walked with her. She didn't know it, but he did share that class with her. As did Finn with, Lia's history class which was what he was going too. "Well you see, we both share a class with you, Finn is in Lia's class and I'm in yours."
"Figures the one time you too go to class, it's our classes you attend. Our teachers are going to be amazed that you even show up, and probably be sending you withering stares for trying to distract us from their lesson." Lia said half-heartedly, not really minding the distraction that Finn with bring. Since her history class is one of the most boring classes she has ever taken, that and she knows all the stuff his talking about she took it AP History in high school for this exact reason but they didn't have any other classes she could take that interested her.
Finn gave her a knowing expression, with an raised eyebrow. He knew this class was boring, that and he took it sophomore year. The only reason he was taking it again, was to get a better grade in the class from the last time. "Is that a problem, pet?"
"No, this teacher is mind numbingly boring. So I gladly appreciate the distraction from this class, but I'm sure Ry won't appreciate Bozo's company in her lovely class of
psychology with Prof. Steinberg." Lia told him, and she said it loud enough that Logan could hear her, and took a feigned hurt expression.
"Anyone would be glad to have my company during class, especially during psychology. Who needs a class on psychology anyways, you never use it in real life." Logan said, not expecting an actual answer from any of them. Which he should have been prepared for, especially since he was in the presence of Rory. She could argue about school, and classes all day long. The only class she doesn't mind skipping is Italian, since she took it senior year at Chilton. That, and she can talk to Lia in Italian, since Lia speaks fluent Italian plus many other languages.
Rory shook her head, not knowing what to do with Logan and his stupidity sometimes. She looks at Lia, and sees her with a smug look on her face looking at Logan. Finn was shaking his head at his best friend's idiocy, because one or sometimes even both could give a good argument about any topic you throw at them. "Well if you even open the Psychology book in your hand, you'd know that were in Human Relations. Which people use in an everyday basis, and you'll need it especially if you're in Journalism Blondie."
Rory continued to tell him the importance of Psychology, while Finn and Lia broke off from them to enter their History class. They picked seats near the back, so they didn't get into too much trouble when they talked. Finn let Lia go into the aisle first to take a seat, and he followed taking her bag off her shoulder and taking a seat next to her. "Pet, what's this Logan asked me about being a groomsman for a wedding?"
Lia laughed thinking about her being in a tux, and she remembered she had to go looking for tux's that would match well with the colors Lorelai picked. "Right, what all did Logan tell you exactly?"
"Just that you asked me to be a groomsman for the wedding, and that's all I got." Finn said, watching the smile on her face. He felt his heart clench, but decided to let her tell him the details before saying anything else.
Lia nodded now remembering that she was suppose to give him details today, but she wasn't very talkative this morning. She didn't get a lot of sleep either, and that was all ET's fault but the tattoo looked amazing. "Right, well pops asked me to be his Best Man or Woman in this case. He also talked to mom about, asking you and Bozo to be two of the groomsmen with dad, but it's totally up to you."
Finn felt relief realizing that the wedding she was talking about as Lorelai and Luke's, and remembering the girls talking about it at Lia's birthday party last Saturday. "Right well I'll be honored to be a groomsman for Luke, and what is this about you being the Best Man?"
"See I'd rather be called the Best Woman, it just doesn't sound right when you call me the Best Man." Lia told him, with a big smile on her face. She was happy to be Luke's
Best Man, and she going to have fun with the dress code. "Actually Ry and I have to start looking for wedding invitations, and I need to start looking for the tuxes."
Finn didn't know how to take the information, he knew she was capable of a lot of things but he was curious as to how the bachelor party was going to happen. "How are you going to deal with the bachelor party, kitten?"
"Oh, I'm not going to have anything to do with it. I'm leaving that up to dad, I'll help plan it if he needs help, but I'll be at the bachelorette party." Lia responded, getting more excited by the minute. The only major detail that was decided was the actual wedding date, but knowing Lorelai she'll figure it out at one of the weirdest times.
Finn nodded, getting her excitement. He saw the way Lorelai and Luke were around each other, and how much love there was between them. He would never admit it to Colin or Logan, but he had always dreamed of that. To have someone who knew him better than himself, and love him for all the imperfections that was him. Someone to playfully argue with, and talk about anything and everything, and know when tell something was wrong or bothering the other person. He shook his head, not wanting to think about it at that exact moment. He watched as the teacher walked it, and greeted everyone and started on the day's lesson.
Outside of Rory's Psychology class
"I can't believe, I actually decided to go into that class today. That was the most boring class, I've sat in. Okay, well maybe second, but it's very close to being the one." Logan said quickly, after receiving a look from Rory.
She shook her head; she didn't understand how he thought that was a boring class. Well, maybe she did, but she wouldn't admit it him. They had a substitute today, due to their actual teacher being terribly sick and not being able to come in. "Well he wasn't our actual teacher, so you can't really base the whole class on a substitute teacher."
"You're right, next time I'll make sure to go when our actual teacher isn't sick and there." Logan said with a light smirk, knowing his comment was going to get to her. She always likes to badger him, about not going to classes and never paying attention. If only she knew, that he paid attention to her more than he probably should.
Rory decided to not get into his school habits with him; it was kind of pointless to argue with him about it if he wasn't going to take it seriously to begin with. She also knew he was baiting her, and she was going to change things up a little. He isn't going to know what to do, and she loved to see him confused since it didn't happen way too often. "So, any other classes you plan on attending today?"
"Um no, I actually went to my morning class before me and Finn ran into Lia. It wasn't so boring; I at least didn't fall asleep in it. The teacher was surprised I showed up though, and I told him all the credit was due to you." Logan said, bring up what he had told the
teacher. Which had so happened to also tell their psychology teacher as well, and he was happy from the bright red shade of color that came off Rory's face.
The teacher had thanked her, and she had gotten an even deeper shade of red. Rory turned her head to look at Logan, and shook her head. "Why would you do that, I don't even know your teacher. I'm also sure, that you're teacher doesn't even know who I am."
"Cause it's true, since I've meet you and after all the times you've argued with me about classes. I finally decided to go, and so there for I feel compelled to tell that to my teachers Ace." Logan said with his twisted logic, and hoped that she would just stop asking questions long enough for him to ask about the wedding. Since he didn't get the chance, to ask Lia this morning before class, he decided he'd try and get some info from the actual source of him being a groomsman.
Rory nodded her head, and wondered what it was he was thinking about. He seemed lost in thought, and she kind of wanted to know if he said yes to being a groomsman for Luke. By the time she got the nerve to even ask him, they were already at Lia's dorm room. Without knocking Rory walked in, and found Finn and Lia on the couch talking animatedly.
Logan coming out of his thought, and looked at his and Rory's best friends talking faster than he can understand them, he heard Rory chuckling beside him lightly so she wouldn't disturb them. He assumed she could understand what they were talking about, since his heard her and Lia having conversations just as fast.
"No way, you're talking me into going out with you with that bimbo, and her so called friends!" Lia chastised Finn, and Logan laughed to himself once he heard what she had said. He could only imagine what they're conversation was like, before Rory and him walked in.
Finn sat up on his knees, and looked Lia straight in the eye. With a pleading look, and hoping to God she agrees. "Kitten, please you have to come. I can't be stuck there by myself with that bimbo, as you so nicely put it."
"Take Colin, or even better yet bring Bozo he loves himself some blondes." Lia said pointing to Logan, without even looking at him once. Logan wondering how she even knew he was there during the argument, and then wondering why he was getting dragged into this.
He shook his head, and tried to point out that there were going to be guys there. "I might take Colin and Logan, but I need you to go as well. There are going to be guys there, and you could have some fun."
"Are trying to say I don't have fun, um hello were you not there almost a month ago when Ry and I threw the end of summer bash, or my birthdays come on. And take Steph, if you need a girl. All those guys are going to do is try and get into my pants tonight, so no thank you Sergeant Pepper." Lia proclaimed, and getting slightly frustrated with the Aussie. She had already made plans with Rory to go out looking for the wedding invitations, and window shop for dresses and tuxes.
"Steph has a date, and you can bring Reporter Girl if you want." Finn said, not daring to look at Rory. He could feel the glare directed at him, and he needed Lia to go so he wouldn't end up going home with the 'bimbo'.
Lia shook her head no; she already had plans for the night with Rory. After looking for invitations and window shopping, they were going to go to the library to study for an hour, and then to the pub after. "No, Ry and I already have plans for the night. I'm not changing them, because you couldn't say no to wanna-be Barbie."
"Um Finn my dear friend, what is this all about exactly?" Logan asked, seeing how Lia wasn't going to give in. The gang didn't know what Lia and Rory did on Monday and Thursday's nights, but if they weren't completely wasted they did see them at their regular booth at the pub.
Finn finally looked away from Lia, and inadvertently lost their staring/glaring contest. He sat down properly on the couch, and rubbed his hands across his face. "Remember that girl from Lia's birthday party, at the Hayden's?"
"The one who told her to find a strip club with a pole? Please, tell me it wasn't." Logan asked cautiously, trying to gauge both Finn and Lia's reaction to the question. If he was tight that it was the girl, and he was so hoping he was wrong. Lia's reaction to Finn's begging was her going easy on him, really.
Finn sighed, not really wanting to regale all that happened. He already had Lia upset with him, and didn't want Rory and his best friends upset with him too. "Yes, well we were on our way back from getting coffee after calls, when the girl in question, came out of nowhere. And asked me to out tonight, with her and her friends, I saw the girl eyeing pet; and pet rolling her eyes at her in annoyance. But I couldn't remember where I've seen the girl before, and after I agreed and set a time to meet her at the pub, on the way here kitten wouldn't talk to me. When I asked why, she finally told me who the girl was."
Rory shook her head at the Aussie, and walked to Lia who was sitting on the couch with a blank look on her face. She grabbed her hand, and took her into the kitchen for coffee, and hopefully get her to cook something because she was hungry. While Rory was making the coffee, Lia heard Rory's stomach growl.
Lia turned to look at her, and smirked knowing now why Rory really took her into the kitchen with her. Lia went to a cabinet and took out a pan, and put it on the stove to heat it up. She grabbed the cutting board and knife, and picked up an onion and some garlic.
She started to chop everything up, and having Rory get out the two packages of steak and teriyaki sauce out of the fridge. Once the pan was hot enough, she added a mixture of butter and peanut oil. Then added the onions, and while the onions were sautéing she started cooking rice in the rice cooker.
Rory was sitting at the counter, watching Lia intently. She would never know how to cook, but loved to watch Lia and Sookie cook all the time. Everything they made tasted wonderful, and it always seemed to amaze her how some people underestimated Lia's cooking. As she was watching Lia, she noticed that Finn and Logan had stopped talking behind her in the common room. She quickly glanced behind her, and saw the boys looking at Lia in amazement. They had never had the privilege to see or taste Lia's cooking, and for the fact that Rory had told them she couldn't cook and it was part of the Gilmore Rule Book that she doesn't, she just didn't emphasize that Lia was an exception to that rule.
Lia didn't notice the boys, and just continued to cut up the meat and sit it in the teriyaki sauce while she cut up some jalapeño peppers, but not a lot since Rory doesn't like really spicy food, she added them in with the sautéed onions, and cooked them for a few minutes. After she was done with that, she added the meat and sauce and started stirring it. Once the rice was done, she took the pan off the heat and took out four plates from the cabinet. Setting them up in a line, she put rice on each plate and then topped of each plate with steak stir fry minus any vegetables other then the onions and garlic that she had added when she put in the meat.
Rory grabbed silverware and two glasses for Finn and Logan, once she set them up on the counter. She went to the fridge and took out two sodas, while Lia had grabbed two mugs and filled them with coffee. Setting them down, at the other two respective seats that don't have drinks, she finally looked up from what she had been doing, and noticed the boys staring with their mouths a gape. "Is there a problem boys, because if there isn't I would hate to waste food." Lia told the boys, with a smirk placed securely on her face.
"No problem Maes, just trying to figure out if you're trying to poison us. I'm pretty sure at some point, Ace told us once that it was against a Gilmore Girl rule to cook or something to that extent." Logan said, remembering the conversation slightly. He was slightly tipsy that night, they were all at the pub but Lia was at the bar getting another round of drinks for the table.
When Lia had looked at Rory, she nodded her head in telling it was true. Rory turned her attention to the boys, while taking her seat at the counter in front of the food. "No poison involved in this one boy's, and I must have forgotten to mention that Lia's an exception to that rule."
"Why is that, Love?" Finn asked, finally taking a seat in front of Lia who had taken her seat next to Rory. He watched as Lia took a sip of her coffee, before picking up her silverware and digging into the food she made.
Logan watched as Rory's smile grew on her lips, and a sparkle entered her eyes. Rory loved talking about Lia's accomplishments, not only because she was proud of her but because she never seemed to get enough credit for all the amazing things she does and can do. "Well one, because she is an amazing cook. Two, because once you take a bite out of her food you'll thank me for getting her to cook for you both. Oh, and most importantly, because she would never poison food for anyone we love food too much."
"Seriously, if you guys think that I would poison you, don't eat it more for me and Ry. It kind of hurts though, that you would think that, if I wanted to kill you that I would poison the beloved food that we live off of." Lia said dramatically, but also in complete seriousness.
The boys thought about it, before finally picking up there silverware and digging in. To their surprise, Rory was right the food was amazing, actually it was so good they weren't sure they had a word for it. After they had finished a second serving, they watched the girls go for like they're fourth serving. It still amazed them, on how much they could actually pack in and never get fat. They had talked and laughed, but ignored Finn's idiocy of his adventure later that evening.
"So Maes, is there any songs we haven't heard? Did you even write songs back when I first meet you?" Logan asked confused, he wasn't sure how he didn't know that she had that amazing voice, and never notice her writing songs. Hell, he couldn't remember any musical instruments in her dorm room either, unless it was possible for her to hide it somewhere he never looked.
Lia smiled at Logan's concentration, of trying to remember that far back. She never sang at St. Johnsbury, not even for the talent show they had when they were both there. "There's plenty you haven't heard, yes I wrote songs while at Johnsbury you just never saw my guitar cause it was in my closet in the very back corner."
"You never played for them at Johnsbury?" Rory asked surprised, she had never known Lia to hide her musical talent. She wondered how much Logan didn't know about her, and if he knew the Del 'Atla's were her only blood related family she loved and talked to all the time.
Lia shook her head no, not really seeing the big problem because there really wasn't one. She didn't sing in front of others when she was at St. Johnsbury, because she really didn't want to be in the big musicals they did there. That, and she was way too busy thinking up and actually doing pranks to think about it too much when she was around other people. "Nope, I was too busy with pranks at the time. Besides, I didn't want to be a part of the musicals they had there."
"Oh God, those things were horrible, how did we get through those again?:" Logan questioned with a shudder, remembering how horrible those things were. He still couldn't believe to this day that they made every student go to those things, it was like pure torture even for the teachers.
Lia thought about quickly, and smirked widely at her friend. Frightening Finn with a look like that, of course his seen her smirk but nothing like this one. "Well the last one we went too, which is the one we got kicked out of school because of was the prank we did. The others were you drunk and making out with a dumb blonde, while I was drinking and writing songs."
"OH MY GOD, that was Blondie who you got kicked out of school!" Rory squealed, and it wasn't because she thought it was funny. She didn't like it when Lia got kicked out of school, and she knew why Lia did it too. It was the same reason Logan and Tristan did it, but she really didn't like it when other people were expelled as well.
Finn laughed, while Lia and Logan shook their heads with smirks on their faces at Rory. She didn't get it sometimes, sure Lia knew that Rory could prank with some of the best. But she wasn't anywhere near as good to her, but knew that she could prank Logan easily if she put her mind to it. "Ace calm down, I wanted to play a prank, and she came up with the plan and we did it together. We wanted out, she was there for a year, and I was there for 9 months it was time to move on. I'm just sorry we lost touch after that, your number got changed after that."
"What did you all do?" Finn asked curiously, at what they had done to get kicked out. He remembered Logan never telling him and Colin what had happened to get kicked out of school, and he never even told them why it took so long.
"Ain't gonna happen sexy, that is something Logan and I will probably take to our graves, unless we deem it acceptable to tell. Now Ry and I have things to do, so boys?" Lia said to the two, who had looked at her from looking at each other.
"Get out.." Rory told them, by opening the door and guiding them out with a wave of her arm. Once the door was shut, Rory ran to the bathroom to freshen up a bit while Lia grabbed her things to go. When Rory came out she grabbed her bag, and they walked out the door together linked arm and arm.
Back at the guys' dorm
Colin walked into his dorm, which he shared with both Logan and Finn. Once through the door, he watched as his roommates argue with one another. He wasn't really in a good mood since he found out about Steph's date with some guy in one of her classes, and decided to break up the argument so they could go get a drink. "Guys, seriously what's going on?"
"Oh mate, didn't see you there. Ah, you found out about Steph's date tonight, and in actuality this is perfect because there's these girls who you can help me entertain tonight. Since Logan here, said he wasn't going to mess with any of them." Finn said dramatically, but inside he knew he was going to regret this dearly he just wasn't sure how. He knew Lia wasn't happy about his going out with girl, and he could tell Rory
wasn't any happier with the situation but he just got a mouth full from Logan that he wasn't so sure he wanted a repeat of.
"You know why I don't want anything to do with them, and you should really rethink what you're about to do. You think you know Lia, but really you don't want to get on her prankster side. She get really creative and evil, you might not have meant to do this but you still didn't rectify it and you tried to get her to interact with her and her posse. " Logan pushed the topic again, Finn was his best friend but he knew how Lia was when she felt betrayed or hurt by a friend. Finn might not have done it on purpose, but he didn't make it any easier on himself by trying to get Colin to go with him.
Colin was confused by Logan's comment, he had been away from them all day and this is what he gets confused by the drama that had also invaded his friends' lives. "What exactly did our Aussie friend do, and why is Lia mad at him, and do you think she will be forgiving me sooner than him?"
"Maybe if you side with her logic, which I wholeheartedly do, and I'm trying to warn Finn here to not get on her bad side, maybe you can do better than me. But to answer your first question, our Aussie here agreed to go out with the girl from Lia's birthday at the Hayden's house and her friends. In front of Lia, on their way back from grabbing a coffee after class, oh that's not even the best part. He decided to try and get her to go out with him with this group, after he had to ask her why she wouldn't talk to him all the way back to her dorm." Logan ranted, and while he was taking a breath he realized now that he spent way too much time around Lia and Rory, because he always seemed to around them when they ranted.
Colin shook his head at Logan's rant abilities, and knew if Finn ever went into a rant it would probably end up somewhere near Logan's, which was near Lia's and Rory rants but they have perfected from years of practice. "Wait, the girl who said she needed to find a strip club with a pole?"
Logan just nodded his head for an answer, and looked at Finn knowing he could possibly be looking at another mouth full but from Colin this time. Colin looked wide-eyed at Finn, and while Finn just hung his head down. This was not going good for him, he knew Lia would be mad, but figured she'd get over it in time.
Later that night at the Pub
Lia and Rory walked into the Pub, and noticed the guys with the bimbo and her friends. They walked over to the bar near the table, since the only two empty seats were there. Lia ignored the table the way there, but Rory looked at Logan and the boys think how he could go with Finn. She finally took her eyes away from the table, and sat next to Lia on the stool. Joe came over, and Lia ordered the Friday Night usual for herself, before Joe could ask what Rory wanted she told him to give her the same.
Logan had seen them walk in, and knew he was going to get it later tonight. Not that Lia wouldn't make a scene here she'd just like to make it worse by making him wait it out, he tried to warn Colin and Finn about what she could do. Colin wasn't really into to coming out tonight with this group, he just wanted to drink mostly but by the time him and Logan got dragged over to the table by Finn who spotted the girl and her friends.
Once Joe came back with their drinks, he got away from behind the bar to deliver the boys and the group sitting with them their drinks. He didn't know why Lia and Rory weren't sitting with them, but figured they had a just reason too not be sitting there. Which he had no problem understanding, if it were due to the girlish squeals coming from some of those girls, he'd been hearing for most of the night, and he wasn't sure but it only looked like one of the boys knew they were here. So, he decided to have a little fun, and find out if the girls were mad at any of them.
"Here you guys go, enjoy. Oh, and boys' the girls are sitting at the bar, not sure if you knew or not." Joe said with a glint in his eye, that only Logan had caught onto. From the look Joe saw on Colin and Finn's faces, he knew they were in trouble with the girls.
Finn's head snapped towards Joe, when he told them that the girls were sitting at the bar. He was in for it, but he tried to act calm in front of everyone he did not want to start an argument tonight. "Oh, you should tell them to join us." He told Joe, but ignoring the death glare from the girl who asked him out tonight and from his best friends.
"Yeah, not too sure that's going to happen tonight boys. They got the Friday Night usual going on tonight." Joe said to Colin and Logan mostly, something told him the reason the girls were not coming over was Finn's fault. He remembered Colin and Logan's faces when they came and got dragged over to the table, and they weren't happy one bit.
Finn's wince went unnoticed by the table, but he noticed Colin and Logan hang their heads. Colin was already on Lia's bad side from the comment he made on her birthday yesterday, and Logan had known about something about Lia that apparently he underestimated.
"Colin and I will come over in a little while, and talk to them and try and see if they want to join us." Logan said to Joe, who had nodded in response before walking away. Logan wasn't going to take Finn with them, considering it was his fault they all got into this mess. He had to find a way to stay on Lia's good side, and maybe volunteering to help do something to Finn would so the trick.
Lia and Rory watched Joe talking to the boys', and feel the glares they were getting from the girls at the table. But the boys at the table were another story all together, they were staring with smirks and something they probably thought was a sexy expression on their faces. The girls' just shook their heads, and downed another several shots. "What do you think Logan is thinking, right this second?" Rory asked Lia, even though she knew he probably was figuring away to make Lia less vindictive tonight.
"Probably trying to figure out what he can do, to make me not do something to him. Colin I know probably didn't really want to be at that table, since I know Steph is out on that date with whatever his name is." Lia replied while taking two more shots, and looking over at the table again to see, Colin and Logan standing up from their seats and walking towards them. "Heads up, we've got incoming."
Rory looked towards the table, and saw what Lia was talking about. She turned around clinked glasses with Lia and downed another shot. Rory didn't really want to talk to any of the girl's and boys' sitting at that table, and she knew that Colin and Logan were coming to ask them to sit with them. "Oh, look who it is. Did you guys feel sorry for us two gorgeous women sitting here all by ourselves, because really you don't need too were perfectly fine drinking our shots." She slightly growled at them, and she knew they probably didn't deserve it but wanted to see them squirm it was so much fun.
"We're sorry, we really didn't want to be here in the first place. Logan came with me to get a drink, but by the time we got through the door Finn dragged us to the table." Colin told them, hoping that they see his telling the truth.
Lia nodded her head, knowing that was probably true on what happened. She was thinking of what she could do to Finn, to make him realize she doesn't play games like these and she sure as hell doesn't take things like this lightly. "You guys' want to help me get back at him, I mean I don't really know what I'm going to do yet but we need to think of something to start tonight."
"You wanna make it last longer than one night, I'm loving this plan already." Rory stated thinking of a plan at least for tonight, just to help Lia out because she knew Lia was into the bigger pranks that got to someone. "Oh, I got one. We all know how he doesn't like it when other guys touch Lia, and don't act like you don't know because you enjoy it."
Lia smiled, and shook her head. She never denied having feelings for Finn, but again she never said she did either. The boys were about to agree with Rory, but Lia had cut them off before they could. "Have I ever denied that I had feelings for Finn, because honestly I've known I had feelings for Finn for awhile now. I just never voiced them, because I know this group will start scheming. Anyways, now that I know Finn doesn't like when guys touch me. I might have an idea, but what's yours?"
"Well we have the use of these two boys here, but Finn doesn't have a problem with Logan having his hands on you. Since you guys have known each other since 6th grade, and knows there's nothing there for you two, so that leaves Colin to our use." Rory conspired with the group, and surprising Colin and Logan not knowing she could be that devious.
Lia nodded liking this plan for tonight she was just going to add a little something to it, she pulled Logan away from Colin and Rory to talk to him real quick. "So, I think this plan will work but I want to take it a little farther. Finn doesn't think we had, or could have anything right."
"And you want to, mention or 2 month stint in dating and our first times with them at the table in front of girls' that hate you at the moment and for Finn to know that he doesn't know everything about you or me in fact." Logan finished knowing how her brain was running, because he was thinking the same exact same thing once Rory had started off.
They agreed to mention it at the table, and went back to Colin and Rory. When they got back they finished they're plan up quickly, and walked over to the table but not before asking Joe to deliver a few trays of the Friday Night usual for the whole table. Walking back to the table, Logan had his arm around Rory, and Colin had his arm wrapped around Lia. No one really noticed till, the bimbo that they didn't know by name yet and the boys forgot saw them.
"EW, what are those two doing with them. I hope they don't catch anything, they're way to good for that." Monica said to Finn and the rest of the table, Finn turned to see what she was talking about. He winced when he realized it was Lia and Rory, but he started to get a little upset when he was Colin's arm around Lia's waist.
Before Finn could say anything, the group of four walked up to the table already. "Anyone ready for a little drinking game, I mean if Barbie and her friends here can't handle it. I completely understand, I'll get them something less strong." Rory said with venom in her voice, and that's when Finn knew he was in for deep shit.
"Oh please, like you could hold anything down. You look bulimic, and you probably are both of you." Monica told the girls, taking the up on the challenge. She didn't realize the smirks on the girls face, because she saw Colin and Logan glaring at her for calling them bulimic but completely missed Finn's glare.
Lia laughed, but it was slightly fake that no one caught onto except Logan and Rory. "You would know what bulimic people look like wouldn't you, since I haven't seen you eat anything but a salad since I've been here and soon after you made it to the bathroom. It's a good thing I hate to throw up, and we eat more than you and the rest of the girls at this table's body weight, including the guys."
"That isn't possible, unless you work out then I'm all for it." A guy said to the right of her, and winked trying to be cute.
Colin and Logan took their seats, and before Monica could say they didn't have any room for them to join them. Colin pulled Lia into his lap, as did Logan did with Rory. The girls who were trying to get them to take them home tonight glared more at them for taking their prospective bed partners for the night. "Comfortable?" Colin asked Lia huskily, but loud enough the whole table heard.
Finn snapped his head when he heard Colin's question to Lia, and finally noticed Lia sitting in his lap. He was so focused on how to get out of this predicament, that he didn't notice the new sitting arrangements. He watched Lia turn in his lap to look at him, giving
him a slight head tilt and those gorgeous chocolate eyes sparkle at him. "Yes, thank you!" She told him seductively, and Finn felt a pan of heartbreak.
He really needed a drink and fast, he looked at Logan and Rory. It seemed they were having a private conversation, whispering into each other's ear quickly. Unknown to him, Logan was telling Rory about the history of him and Lia before they mentioned it. He wasn't sure why, he just didn't want her to feel hurt. To his surprised she already knew, even though she hadn't put the pieces together till Lia called him Bozo. She wasn't mad, actually she was kind of giddy inside knowing his been in some kind of relationship, other than a no-strings attached one.
Once the drinks showed up, everyone took a shot glass. The group of four, smirked at the hesitant look in everyone else around the table except Finn who already knew what it was going to do to him in the morning. "So when did you two, get your hands on two out the three richest bachelors in Yale?" Asked one of Monica's girl friends, with venom and glares directed to them after they all finally took their shots, and catching their breaths from coughing from how strong the drink was.
"Oh it wasn't too hard, you know with our beauty and wits, and you can't forget my dance moves you so gracefully implied I had at my birthday party at the Hayden's home on Friday." Lia said with a sickeningly sweet smile, that if were able would burn a person. Lia recognized the girl to be the other drunk bimbo from the party, that she had shown up by dancing provocatively with all three playboys at the table.
Rory nodded her head, while leaning into Logan. She was trying to ignore the heat she felt from touching each other, she knew she shouldn't be falling for a playboy like Logan. "Yes I believe, the first time I actually really talked to you babe, we argued about your snobbery level?"
Logan laughed, knowing she was right. That was their first real talking encounter, because they never really talked to each other when the boys apparently talked to Marty as if he was below them. "Very true Ace, very true. I believe you called me, Judi Dench like wasn't it?"
"Oh, you didn't tell she called you Judi Dench man, now I really will be teasing you for months to come." Colin commented with a grin, that knew Colin really wasn't going to let him live that down. Colin tightened his grip around Lia's waist, when he noticed Finn looking their way. He decided to ass a little bit to it, and nuzzle her neck, but he couldn't tell if Lia was faking or actually turned on by her light moan she let out.
Lia turned a little, to meet Colin's questioning eyes. She smiled, and winked at him letting him know she was faking it, and that she caught on to what he was doing. "Mm, that feels good babe, but wait till were alone." She said seductively, giving him a light peck on the lips.
"Uh, some of us are trying to have an actual conversation here, do you mind?" Monica hotly told Lia and Colin, with a disgusted look on her face. "At least Finn has manners, and knows how to treat a woman. You two have probably slept with a good amount of guys on this campus."
Finn cringed, knowing that Lia just had this conversation with Colin yesterday. Maybe that's why she was so mad at him for, because they were dating behind his back. That she took offence to it, because he would think so lowly of her and call her a cheater. Looking at Colin, he saw a mask go up and holding Lia even tighter then he was to keep Lia from flying off of him from the comment Monica had made. He looked at Logan who was glaring at Finn while shaking his head, because he tried to warn him that this was going to happen. Rory was furious, she took bad mouthing badly when people talk badly about Lia or anyone of her friends or family, but even more so when it's about her. They all knew Lia was protective of Rory, but what Monica said was going way too far.
"You know I haven't, but I guess you could say that Ry and I have shared a partner sitting at this very table. It's been awhile, but I'm sure his still amazing in bed. Is he Ry?" Lia looked at Rory, with an evil smirk knowing Rory knew what she was doing. Logan got ready to fight Finn and possibly Colin if it came to it.
Rory smirked at Finn, and saw his eye bug out. She turned to look at Colin behind Lia, and saw an amused look, but still shocked in the same. "Yes he is, I'm not sure I'll ever be able to find someone as good as him, if we were ever to stop seeing each other." She stated while wrapping her arms around Logan's neck and letting her head rest on Logan's shoulder.
"You've both slept with Logan?" Monica squeaked out, after her coughing subsided. She couldn't believe these two traps, slept with the Logan Huntzberger. While she and her friends have been trying to get into this group for years, and these girls have only known them for month or so.
Logan hugged Rory, not sure if it was for the demise of Finn's wall of feeling for Lia, or because he loved the feeling of Rory in his lap and arms. "Yes they have, you know Lia being my first experience. And obviously Rory knows, since she's here in my arms and I just can't seem to ever keep my hands off her." Which he is finding to be true more and more often lately, he loved touching her from the spark he gets each time, it seemed like it was his addiction, like Steph was Colin's.
"You slept with Lia?" Finn asked shocked, he never knew who Logan's first was or even when for that matter. He knew it was before High School, but thinking of him with Lia that just made him feel somethin gin his chest he wasn't sure about.
Lia nodded her head, and took a shot off the tray on the table. "Yup, we dated for like what a 2 weeks before we slept together. All together we were together for 2 months, but we broke up because we realized that our feelings didn't go much farther than they
already were. A month later, we pulled our prank at St. Johnsbury and left with no contact because father dearest changed my number and I didn't remember his."
"Why did Frank change it?" Logan asked, wondering why her father was such an ass. His dad wasn't happy about any of the times he got kicked out, but he never changed his number to keep him from his friends.
Lia shrugged, she never really talked to her dad about his reason for anything after he sent to her St. Johnsbury, because she gave up trying to be the perfect daughter for his family name after her mother died. "Who knows how his mind works, all I know is that he sent me to Southwestern."
"What's Southwestern, a school for whores?" Lauren asked, she was the other girl who insinuated that Lia worked in a Strip Club, and she apparently never been to a boarding school, or possibly heard of one, and she even seems like the gold-digger type who would only go to one to pick up a guy like Finn or Logan.
Colin shook his head at the girl, from behind Lia's back trying to cover up the smug smile he had on his face. He knew Lia was probably rolling her eyes at her right about now, and from where he was he could see Logan smirking at Finn's still shocked face.
"No it's not, Looney is it? Anyways, it's a boarding school. All of us, except for Rory was been to one."
"Hey, that's not fair. I went to Chilton, that's a very well known school." Rory argued, with anger. She knew she's never been to any of the hot school's Lia and the guys have been too, but she heard all the stories she needed too from Lia.
"Yes you did Ace, but you haven't been kicked out of it like Colin, Finn, Lia and myself have." Logan comforted Rory, and in actuality he didn't know how many schools Lia had gotten kicked out of. Colin, Finn and himself started getting kicked out of schools since 4th grade, and he wondered when Lia started.
Everyone around the table looked shocked, about all of them getting kicked out of different boarding schools. They knew the guys were rich, but just though the girls were no one special. That the Hayden's had probably been begged to let them use the house for the party, not knowing that they actually knew the girls, and they didn't know how to act around them anymore.
"Kitten how many schools, did you get kicked out of?" Finn asked Lia, finally trying to start up a conversation with her. He knew now that Lia got kicked out of St. Johnsbury, but he was curious about how many schools she's gone too. And if she possibly went to one while they were there, or went to the same school just not at the same time.
Rory and Lia laughed at the question, they turned to each other and tried to count how many schools she gotten kicked out of since she was ten, which was when her father started sending her to boarding schools. Since she was in Stars Hollow Middle School
with Rory, when Cassandra died and though Lia never took money for granted she took Frank for everything he was worth for the schools she went too. Colin and Logan were trying to hear what they were saying, and when they finally heard a name of a school they looked at each other surprised.
"You got kicked out of Rectory?" Logan said out loud, for the whole table to hear. Finn shot his head up from trying to have some kind of intelligent conversation with the blonde, which he wasn't having much luck doing, when he heard what Logan said.
Rory and Lia's head shot up at Logan's question, Lia sheepishly looked at the boys and nodded her head. She looked at Rory quickly, and decided to just to count them off in front of them since Logan and Colin were trying to listen into their conversation. "Yes I did, but that was the fifth school I got kicked out of. Let's see I started getting kicked out of schools in 4th grade, when I got kicked out of Greenwood in Vermont, and finished at North Country in New York. 5th grade I believe I got kicked out four times by; Oakland in Virginia, Ojai Valley in California, The Rectory here in Connecticut, and finished fifth at Ridley and started 6th in Canada but got kicked out."
"You got kicked out six times, you couldn't possibly have that much money." Monica said hotly, thinking that Lia didn't have money like Logan or the others. But Lia did, she was just as rich as Logan was, and that was a lot for anyone who wasn't a Huntzberger, Hayden or Del' Atla.
Rory laughed, and shook her head at the bubble brain Monica. She didn't pay much attention to society, if she didn't know that they were both from high prominent names, in society. "Honey, we both have enough money. We both are from society; she's a Morgan, and I'm a Gilmore and were both the heiresses to those names."
"Anyways, where was I, before I was interrupted." Lia asked nonchalantly, acting like it was nothing when everyone gaped at her. They didn't think that she could have gotten kicked out of too many more schools, even if she was heiress to a fortune.
Finn coughed getting everyone's attention, and looking at Lia. "I believe were going into 6th grade, where you meet Logan pet."
Lia smiled at him sweetly, and it genuine for the first time all night. "Right, St. Johnsbury in Vermont, where I skipped the rest of 7th grade. From there I went to 8th, and I started out at; Southwestern in California, and ended in Hawaii Prep Academy in Hawaii. Duh, I mean who wouldn't want to stay in Hawaii for any other reason except the sun, beach and water.
"For 9th grade, you started at Lawrenceville in New Jersey. Which isn't a bad school, you just couldn't stand it there, if I remember correctly." Rory said with a smile, and nodded at Colin who had a look of amazement for the girl in his lap.
Lia smiled at everyone at the table, when she nodded in agreement with Rory. "And when I got kicked out of there, I went too; Emma Willard in New York. Frank thought I might stay in one place longer if I didn't have any boys around to distract me. Too bad he didn't realize there was a public school just a few blocks away from school, and boy did I have fun distracting myself by skipping and going to watch the boys on the football field. After that he tried another all girls' school, so he sent me to Havergal in Toronto, Canada."
"He didn't realize that it wasn't about the boys, and it was just about you not liking him?" Colin questioned, knowing the answer to that. No one liked their actual fathers, well except for Rory which was also somewhat like a surrogate father for Lia.
Lia shook her head no, and took another shot before continuing her story of schools she's gotten kicked out of. "Once I was kicked out of there, he sent me too CCI over in Italy. I loved Italy, so I stayed there and finished off the year with my boyfriend at the time. He ended up being a jerk, and I got sent to Leysin in Switzerland for getting arrested…"
"You've been arrested? OMG, I could never stay in a cell like that." One of Monica's other dumb blonde friends commented, before letting Lia finish. Not knowing that most Finn, Colin and Logan have also spent they're good amount of time in a jail cell.
Rory snickered at her cluelessness, and hid her face in Logan's neck to muffle her laughs from coming out. Logan smiled, and held her tighter. He couldn't believe some girls sometimes, even the LDB had been caught sometimes and ended up in jail a time or two. Finn shook his head, while holding in a laugh, as did Colin pressing his mouth on Lia's back. Lia didn't care, and laughed out loud at her. "Thanks for the laugh Ditzy McGee, but I sunk his car in the ocean, right before I left for summer break. So, I went to Leysin in the beginning of 10th grade, near Zugerberg."
"Really all three of us went there, I think that was the most fun we've had at a Boarding School." Colin mentioned from behind Lia, while kissing her jaw line closest to Finn. He was trying to make this as real as possible, so they could see the look on Finn's face. They knew they probably wouldn't be able to keep it up for more than tomorrow at some point.
Lia laughed lightly, and looked at Logan for confirmation to being at Zugerberg. "Well, I'm surprised I never saw you guys. I crashed a lot of parties over there, as well as started some. Anyways, from getting kicked out of there I was sent to: St. Giglen in Austria, next was Kingswood in England. 11th grade wasn't really special, except for being in Spain in the beginning of the year. I went to Caxton in Valencia, Spain near Barcelona. From there I got sent to St. Paul's, I had a little fun there but it was way too easy."
"Really, I heard they were almost as hard as Rivers, and even I got kicked out of there near the end of senior year, but they did tell me I wasn't the first one to ever get kicked out and they never told me who was." Logan commented, wondering who that person
was. Not thinking that it could possibly Lia, she always had the best ways to get kicked out of school.
Lia and Rory laughed so hard, they were holding onto Logan and Colin for dear life it seemed. They knew Lia was the one who made the major excitement of being the first person ever to get kicked out of Rivers, but Lia calmed down and lifted her head and patted Logan on the pack solemnly. "You'll figure it out soon enough, but for now back to my tale of famous boarding schools. I'm 12th grade right?" She asked Rory, who nodded her head with a smirk that made the boys worry. "Oh my most shining moments in history, this is going to be good. Finn you'll be amazed where my dad sent me first, and that was Kambala."
"Are you kidding, he sent you down under kitten. But I thought he would learn his lesson, and not send you to another All-girl school. I can't believe you went to my homeland, I wish I was there to show you around." Finn said sadly, wishing he would have known she went to school in Australia at the beginning of her senior year. Actually he wished he knew her, when she meet Logan because he would have made sure to never lose touch with her even if his life depended on it.
"It would have been nice, but I wasn't there for very long. I was only there for about 2 months before I got kicked out, and sent to Brent in the Philippines. I almost stayed there, but when Frank realized that I spent big huge chunk of his money on traveling all over the Philippines visiting site were my mother lived her childhood he took me out. So he sent me to, Exeter now that was a slight challenge but not too hard. Once I was out of there, I got sent to Rivers my dear friends. Now that is where I had to bring out the big guns, and believe me it took a lot of hard work to get kicked out of there. I mean….." Before Lia could continue, Colin put his hand over her mouth from talking, while Logan was gaping at her.
Logan was having a hard time grasping how Lia beat him to Rivers, and getting kicked out. Colin and Finn were wondering how they were close to almost every school she had went too, but had never run into her. They could tell she was a force to be reckoned with, but they had never seen her prank and they were told she was the best of the best. "You were the one who got kicked out of Rivers before me, what did you do?" Logan said amazed, after coming out of his daze.
"Oh, noting major. I just stole the headmaster car during school, and hired a bunch of strippers and brought them to school in his Benz. Had them go all over the place, and into each classroom including the teacher's lounge and headmaster's office. While strippers got them out of the way, I got into his office and got everything out of his office and into the parking lot where his car was usually parked, and got a few guys to get his car on top of the school in perfect sight for the whole school to see. Oh, and I believe I still have his first edition signed Tolstoy, and his famous baseball signed by Babe Ruth himself." Lia told him nonchalantly, acting like it wasn't a big deal. And that it took her no time at all, when in fact it took her a good week to prepare everything they way it went. She had
only been there for a week prior to planning, and all together she stayed there for two and a half weeks.
Everyone stared at her wide-eyed, only blinking at her occasionally. Rory just smirked at Logan, knowing he hadn't been able to top that. She knew he wish he could, but she knew Lia was the best and there was no one who could top her. Not even her and Lorelai could top her, she had all the time in the world to come up with these to piss her father off to no end. "Anyways, from Rivers she got sent to one of dad's schools he got kicked out of, which was no surprise that she got kicked out of as well. Couldn't have it, not run in the family right?" Rory slyly asked Lia, with a smirk still present on her face.
"Of course not, we couldn't have the legacy die with only dad, I had to one up the old man at Groton." Lia said with a laugh, and Rory joined her while the boys looked at her god smacked. She had gone to the same school they had, but it seemed she was ahead of them in getting to each school that they had all attended, and left before they got there. "Oh, and then there was Deerfield, which I still can't believe he sent me there. I mean come on, that is probably the easiest school to get out of. I didn't get anywhere near my best work there, and that was the last one I got kicked out of before I graduated at the next one since it was in the same state as Ry."
"You mean you went to another school after that, how many schools is that?" Monica asked snidely, thinking that the boys would think she was nothing but someone who played with people and took them for people's money. She was from new money, but the Huntzberger's, McRae's, Rothschild's, Morgan's and Gilmore's were from old money. And she didn't really see the difference, except they have better respect amongst society.
"I was kicked out of 24 schools, and went to 27 if you count kindergarten to 3rd grade, so that would be 2 schools I went too in Stars Hollow, but anyways I graduated High School at Taft, here in Connecticut I was only there for three months. Now boys, bring the questions on, I know you have some?" Lia said smugly at the boys, because she knew they all had something to say. She also knew the other girls at the table had something to say, but she just ignored them.
"Wow" "Seriously" "So many, I don't know where to start." The three stooges said at the same time, having Rory and Lia in stitches of laughter. Soon the boys were laughing with them, but Finn was still racking his brain for why Colin kept hugging and kissing Lia.
Monica and her friends, were dumbstruck at what they were seeing. They were all laughing together, as if the Morgan girl hadn't hurt her family name. So what, if she was old money, people would be talking for days that this girl went to 27 different schools before college. "You aren't disgusted with her, she disgraced her family name. God, how many colleges did you get kicked out of, before daddy's money got you to stick to Yale?"
The group of five stopped laughing as soon as she finished her comment, and it turned deadly quiet and Monica was scared. Lia might have been through 27 different schools, but she was only ever kicked out of 24, and that was to get back at her father for all the
shitty parenting he did. And the guys knew that, and they didn't hold it against her because they too rebelled against their parents they just did it at fewer schools. "Last time I check I've only been to two of 5 schools I applied and got into, and I left Harvard for personal reason, that I won't be sharing in your group of dimwits." Lia responded to her coldly, and no questioned her about it either.
"And as for your question as to, us being disgusted by her disgrace to her family. No, where not." Colin started off, he was going to let Logan and Finn praise Lia some as well.
Logan nodded in agreement, while hold Rory closer to his body catch more of her vanilla shampoo scent for her hair. "Were so amazed, I'm not sure what to call it. Finn, what do you think?"
"I'm going to bowing to her for years to come, she's out done us she's are new found queen." Finn said dramatically, jumping up from his seat and bowing at her feet. Lia and Rory laughed at his craziness, but ended up holding each other up once Logan and Colin picked them up and sat them in the chairs they were sitting in, and started bowing with Finn.
"You truly are the Maestro, Maes. I owe you true, and may I never underestimate your powers again." Logan recited, which only made Lia and Rory laugh harder.
As the girls continued to laugh, while the boys continued to bow at Lia's feet. Before Lia Rory, were able to calm down Colin started his chant to Lia. "You take the title away from Logan, as the new Master and Commander."
Everyone at the table were confused by his comment, except for the Lia and Rory who were laughing so hard tears were starting to form in their eyes. Finn went on, and praised Lia for excellence in spending the most money, and going to the most amounts of boarding schools anyone's heard of. "We are you're servants, do with us as you bid." Somehow, he knew he was going to come to regret that. And that, that boys were going to kill him if Lia made them do anything extremely outrageous.
By the time the guys finished they're bowing of their new found queen, they found their Queen and Rory on the floor holding their side laughing so hard that the tears were finally sliding down their faces. Once the girls calmed down, they went back to their respective seats, which were Colin and Logan. "Oh, I'm holding all three of you to that Finn.
"You wouldn't be you, if you didn't kitten. So how is the Gilmore wedding coming along?" Finn asked, trying to change the subject. He knew they could all talk about, what boarding school the guys went to later when they weren't in such a large group.
Both girls jumped in excitement, on Logan and Colin's lap. They both groaned, no matter how much Colin was playing a game with Lia because of Finn, didn't change that she
could still turn him on. "I'm going to take that, as its going good." Colin retorted huskily, but loud enough for everyone to hear.
Lia turned her head to look him in the eyes, and smiled at him knowing that he was turned on. "Oh yeah, we found the perfect invitations, and I only have one more thing to look for."
"You're getting married?" Lauren asked Rory, who was still sitting on Logan's lap. Rory felt him stiffen from underneath of her, she wondered if he liked her like she liked him.
Rory looked at Lauren as if she was crazy, and Colin, Finn and Lia looked like they wanted to burst out laughing but held it in. She sighed, not feeling in the mood for the idiocy of the blonde bimbo's she was around at the moment. She didn't answer; think they would tell them she wasn't in the mood to talk to them.
"You're getting married, and you didn't tell me Ace?" Logan questioned mad, still not realizing that they were talking about Lorelai's wedding, and not Rory's. Rory didn't expect a blow up from Logan; she thought he knew about her mom getting married to Luke from Lia's birthday party a couple of days ago.
Rory turned in Logan's lap to look at him, and jumped up from his lap. She didn't like accusations made about her, and especially from someone she barely knows. "Excuse me, but even if I was, which I'm not. Who are you to act that way, I am not your property to keep track of."
"Logan I think you need to think about what Gilmore's you think really are engaged, and when you figure it out you can come find us at my dorm." Lia hissed at Logan, before taking Rory's arm and taking her out of the Pub.
Once they were out of the pub, Lia and Rory breathed in the first air. That calmed their nerves. But they were angry for different reasons, she saw Finn asked in a whisper if she was really dating Colin, and if that was why she was pissed at his comment a couple of days ago. "Stupid Boys!" Lia and Rory muttered; walking arm and arm down the sidewalk.
A/N: Sorry it's taken so long, with school and work I've barely had time. I promise to get them up as soon as I can, hope you enjoy this chapter.
Logan apologizes; and Finn finds out that Colin and Lia are playing a prank on him. Lorelai and Luke ask Lia a favor for the wedding, will she accept. And what happens, when the elder Huntzberger's and Morgan's are all at the same party the group is roped into?