Author's note: How have you been

Author's note: How have you been? I'm on to the next chapter so hold onto your hats! I'm also rating this chapter an M for content so if you don't want to read it then skip along to the bottom. You've been warned.

Daisukebebop

That Monday was cloudy and the rain was falling heavily. Dark, not owning a car, had to run to the auto-mail shop.

'Crap! Crap! Crap! I hate rain!' Dark held his hood over his hair tightly. As he ran past a broken gate, the right sleeve of his coat snagged and ripped off entirely.

'Damn! I knew I shouldn't have got this damn coat at Oxfam.' Seeing how badly the coat had ripped he swore under his breath.

'Oh great! I'm going to rust!' He swore after realising his auto-mail was getting wet.

Dark ran further down the road until finally he came to a house and stood under a shelter to catch his breath.

-Meanwhile-

Edward watched out of the window in great interest since he was waiting for the new employee. The employee sounded male but awfully familiar. As he stared out over the road, he saw him. Tall, skinny, wearing a black coat and leather trousers. He couldn't get a glance of his face for it was covered by a hood.

As he watched the man turn around he took a look at his back side.

"Wow! Nice ass!" He thought.

'Hey Winry! Look at him! This must be the new guy!'

'Oh good. He's here.' The guy outside moved around to show a metal arm.

'Look! Auto-mail!' Cried Edward in excitement.

'Oh. You're right. He must have been one of OUR patients.'

'Oh? I don't remember him.' Edward tried to look back through his vast memory but nothing prevailed.

'Are you sure?'

The door bell rang.

'Hello. Come in.' Winry opened the door and the man rushed in, forgetting to wipe his feet.

'You must be the guy who phoned about the ad.' She greeted him with a hand shake and he gave her his right hand to shake. He then took off his hood and there stood, Dark Mousy. Edward's dreams were coming true.

'Nice to see you again.' Dark grinned cheerfully. 'So when do I start training?'

'Now if you like. We're going to be teaching you mechanics, wiring, the nervous system, and the works. It shouldn't take too long but I have a feeling you'll understand it all.

Dark was dead-panned. He didn't know that training would actually consist of LEARNING something!

'Edward. You can help if you want.' Winry asked.

'Um sure. I'm going to need it.'

'Great! Let's get started!' Edward cheered. He couldn't wait to learn unlike Dark who couldn't wait to get out of there. So Edward readied himself to help Dark.

'Ok. Take a seat.'

'The three of them sat at the table and Winry pulled out diagrams, writings and other convenient materials such as wires, auto-mail charts…

'Ok Dark. The black and the red wires are used for the same purposes. The wiring connects to the nerves of the human. This gives the limb movement from your brain as normal…'

-1 hour-

'And that's basically it.'

'Really? It's that simple? Ed did you -.' Dark looked to find a sleeping Edward.

'Huh, what?' Edward snorted awake.

'Some help you were.' Dark poked playfully.

'Not my fault I can't pay attention.' Edward normally could. Especially when it came to Alchemy but when it came to Mechanics he found it a total bore. After hearing Winry talking about the subject too many times he had basically lost interest.

'Right Dark. When you feel confident you can have a go at building a leg.'

'Really?'

'Sure.'

'Ok.'

Dark pulled on an apron and a pair of gloves. Dark set off to work. He was connecting wire after wire, metal after metal screw after screw to get to his result.

'How are you going?' Winry asked.

'Not bad but I need more stuff though.'

'Sure. There's a box of stuff over there.' Winry pointed to a cardboard box.

'Thanks.'

As Dark ran towards it, his socks slipped on the wood flooring. His ankle got caught on the box causing him to fall on to Edward who was unfortunately (not to Edward though) in the way. But as their heads met the ground, their lips met each other's and they simply lay there. Lips together.

Dark tried to remove himself from Edward but his arms had already wrapped around Dark's neck, pulling him closer in to the kiss. Winry stood there helplessly but still Edward tool no notice of the spectators. Dark's face was screwed up in a need to break free but he knew he couldn't so he had to surrender.

Suddenly, a figure walked through the door. He wore a blue uniform, had shaggy black hair and a black eye patch covering over his left eye. He had noticed the person under Dark as Edward but had not recognized the "seme" stranger.

'Ahem.' Edward quickly got himself up from underneath Dark after recognizing who the cough belonged to.

'You know. If you're busy I can come back later.'

'Oh, er, no. I'm not.' Edward struggled. Dark was still on the floor, breathless. He couldn't believe this was happening. Did Edward REALLY give him this effect? And he shouldn't be kissing him in the first place. It's Rika he loves, not Edward. But Edward loved him. He could sense it.

'Is he ok?' Roy interrupted Dark's thoughts like a blade going through cheese.

'Er. Yeah. Of course.'

'What brings you here Mustang?' Edward asked scornfully.

'Can't an old friend drop in on a fellow alchemist?'

'I might give SOME the exception but I'd rather YOU left me alone.' Edward shot back.

'Who's this anyway?' Roy nodded towards Dark.

'Oh. This is Dark. He's a newbies.' Winry said politely. Dark just gave a small wave.

'Dark? Isn't he the phantom thief in this town?'

'Phantom thief?' Edward was confused. It was the first time he had heard anything like this.

'Yes. That's me.' Dark scowled.

'So how old are you really?' I always here that you look 17.' Roy continued.

'401. Why? Is it any of your business anyway?'

'Oh. Not really. But shouldn't you be inside a Niwa? Not in broad daylight?'

'I gave that up a year ago.'

'Along with thieving?'

'Yes.'

'And why would that be?'

'… Family reasons.' Dark muttered.

'Family? And who might that be? Your mother and father? Surely not! They died along with you? Hanging I heard. Was because you didn't know…how to sink?' Roy worded with a delicate sneer.

Dark made a move to attack him but Edward held him back.

'Don't. He's not worth it.' Ed warned.

'Smart choice.' Roy smirked. 'I guess I've caused enough trouble. I'll be going.'

Roy walked out in to the rain and down the road.

'What did you mean by family reasons?' Edward asked curiously.

'… It's nothing. I'll explain.'

Dark walked silently back to worktop and cried silently in his hands.

As the day wore on, Edward still plotted to kiss him again. To Ed, the taste was addictive. He needed more. More of Dark's lips. But no matter how he tried, the plots weren't working. Dark had learnt to be less clumsy. He couldn't kiss Edward again. Dark had to stay faithful to his girlfriend and daughter for theirs sakes.

'Dark. You're working night shift tonight.' Winry instructed.

'What? Why?'

'I think you're really good at this and we need a hand for tomorrow. Phone your family and friends to tell them the news if you want.'

'-Sigh- Ok.'

Dark ran to the phone to tell Rika.

That night, he worked for hours into the night and was upstairs into the spare room by 2 am. As soon as his head touched the pillow he fell asleep.

That morning, dark was asleep on his back. Content and deep in slumber. Edward crept into the room and slowly crept under the quilts. Carefully, rubbing his hands up Darks thighs, he slowly pulled down the boxers in the downward motion. Edward took hold of it and sucked on it slowly.

Dark's P.O.V

I can't believe this. Oh my GOSH this feels good! The tongue working its wonders.

I jerked awake silently to find the feeling not at all a dream. I opened my eyes slowly to find something or someone underneath the covers. I tried to look down but I was immobilized by the pleasure. My legs were weak and wobbly and oh how I wanted to push my hips further into whoever was doing that.

I found it increasingly hard to suppress a moan from coming out of my throat.

Oh on! Now? I think… I'm goanna… I released what I had in the climax and I felt compelled to check and finally look upon my "attacker" if you want to call it that. And there he was. Edward Elric. Doing me like a lollipop! I just watched wide eyed in shock. But why?

That's when Edward REALLY wanted it. With a kind of fury in his eyes, he crawled up on to me. Straddling my thighs with his legs. Before I could push him off, his lips reached mine and we were kissing again. This time, his tongue was entering my mouth with intention. Not giving me a chance to beckon it away. Then with his knees, he parted my legs and off went my boxers… and his! I can't go on. This is too far. I pushed him away from the kiss.

'Why?' I whispered.

'Because I love you.' Ed whispered back.

I couldn't stop him this time. He had now thrusted himself into me and there was nothing I could do. The pain was horrible and my eyes watered from it. He kept going in, out, in out. It felt so good and yet so wrong. I shouldn't be doing this.

I tried to push Edward off again but he was too strong. Then the doorbell rang. My body froze. It can't be, can it?

I heard Winry answer the door but still Edward didn't care.

'Yes?' Winry asked.

'I'm here to pick up-.' There's was another female voice and it was being lead up stairs. Edward was moving faster now. Hoping to finish what he started.

Now, she was on the top floor! Edward moved faster still, kissing my neck. Then, the door opened, and there stood Rika Harada. I screamed from the shock of being found out and I pushed Edward off the bed.

'What the-.' She started. She couldn't believe her eyes.

'It's not what it looks like.' I screamed.

'Oh I think it's definitely what it looks like.' Tears were running down her delicate face.

'Edward. Get dressed and sit downstairs. Dark… do the same. I'm very disappointed in you.' Her cold voice struck me down. I've never heard her like this before. Not to me anyway.

NO P.O.V

-Downstairs-

Old lady Pinoko, Winry, Edward, Rika and Dark were sat around the table. Everything was quiet until Rika started, 'Ok dark. Why. Why did you do this?'

'I didn't do it on purpose. Edward just came in and did it.' Dark tried to shift the blame away from him but somehow Dark still had some of the heat of fault.

'So you didn't even ask him?' Winry pointed her question at Edward who sighed and shook his head.

'Why then Edward, did you do this against his will?' Winry asked again.

'I – I guess I was… so out of control.'

'Didn't you try to stop him?' Rika asked Dark coldly.

'I did but Edward wouldn't get off.' Dark sighed.

'Well, you didn't show signs of struggling so tell me Dark. Is there something I should know about?'

'-Sigh- Ok. I'm bisexual and a masochist.'

Winry, Pinoko and Edward didn't show signs of shock but Rika did.

'Do you three already know about this?' Rika asked suspiciously. They nodded solemnly.

'So you'd rather tell them then me?' She was rather annoyed now.

'It was in the operating room. I was under a lot of pain and I…' Dark didn't go on but Rika had already guessed the next words in her head.

'So when your lips tasted different after the auto-mail. Was that Ed too?'

Dark nodded.

'Dark? Do you love me anymore?'

Dark looked away from Rika. Not knowing what to say.

'I-I do but maybe… I love Ed as well!'

This response came as a shock to Edward.

Now Rika was angry.

'Well here's something YOU should know. I'm pregnant. And you're the father.'

'W-what?' dark felt like his ears were drunk. 'Did you just say you were pregnant?'

'Yes. And I love you so gods damn much that I'm not going to get an abortion! –Sigh- I'm wasting my time. I'd better get home.'

Dark stood up to join her.

'No Dark. I'm going alone. You're not coming back. You obviously LOVE it here so I'd better not get in the way of you and Edward. We're through.'

She walked out of the door and slammed it behind her. Outside, dark could hear wail horribly with sadness. Dark ran upstairs into his room, slammed that door and he too joined in with the crying. Wailing harder than Rika.

Author's note: Hope you like this one. Again it's M rate so just so you know. Hope I didn't scare you too bad.

Daisukebebop