Me: Hey guys, another chapter and more torture for Sasu-bunny!
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True nature of the jutsu.
Chapter 10; Hot springs and Uchiha?
"Why is it this doesn't surprise me?" Tsunade spoke as she surveyed a wet and very chocolate Uchiha, (mind out of the gutters Sasuke fangirls!) turning to face me with a raised eyebrow as I turned my head away from the Uchiha, my blonde ponytails swishing as I pouted and 'Hmph'd'.
"You take away my Jutsu, You imprison me in this form! Make me do community service! And then blame me over the fact that Uchiha's messed himself! That's so not fair!" I whined out, completely disregarding the fact that I had been the one to 'mess' the said Uchiha…Hey that bastard damn well deserved it!
"Naruto…"
"This is so uncalled for!"
"Naruto…"
"I mean this whole mess is his fault! I'm the victim here! He should be the one getting punished not me! Talk about favourites!" I began one of my speeches, hoping beyond all hope that it'd be one of those rare occasions when Obaa-Chan Tsunade would cave in and at least let me take of this stupid form!
"UZUMAKI ONE MORE WEEKS COMMUNITY SERVICE!"
DAMN IT! Why me? God damn it for the love of all Ramen why does everyone keep picking on me?
And as I turned to face Sasuke I saw the slight twitch of his lips as he began to smirk, causing my anger to rise.
"Te'me…" I growled warningly as my teeth gritted and my fist clenched. You just wait Sasuke as soon as your not looking I'm going to smack that stupid smirk right of your hideous face!
"It's not my fault that after all these years you haven't learnt to keep your mouth shut." Sasuke replied cockily as he looked at me from the corner of his eye and the smirk finally manifested itself on his face…Damn him!…
"Uchiha another weeks service as well!" Tsunade suddenly barked out, causing me to grin as I faced Sasuke, my eyes slanting in slight cockiness.
"What? What for?"
Wow, I think this is the first time I've heard Sasu-bunny complain, heh, I knew there was a reason why I liked Tsunade Baa-chan!
"For antagonizing Naruto! Not both of you too the hot springs to clean up!"
"YATA!" I yelped with joy! My plan was working! Oh I cant wait till we get there! Your in for hell Sasu-kun!
"Hmph"
I grinned as Sasuke walked out, skipping out behind him in joy as we walked towards the exit of the hokage building, hearing the faint murmurs of Shizune and Tsunade as we walked away from the hokage's room.
"Was Naruto just skipping?" Yes I damn well was!
"Hokage's give me strength…" Was Tsunades tedious reply as I grinned more, ah things were about to get very interesting…
I hummed happily as I walked…Ok skipped along side Sasuke…Yer so what? I'm still skipping! Anyway I turned to face him with a coy smile as he looked at me from the corner of his eye and twitched slight, he knew something was going to happen…Like a calm before the storm…And let me tell you he's going to be in for one hell of a ride!
"Good morning! Welcome to the hot springs!" I heard the hot spring hostess call as we walked in, causing me to smile as she looked at me and her eye twitched…
She knew exactly who I was and exactly how many times I had attempted to get into the female hot springs in this form.
"Ohio!" I called back as I waved madly with still the same grin, watching as the hostess sighed and rolled her sleeves up, balling her hand into a fist.
"How many times am I going to have to remove you from the premises Naruto?" She growled out as she walked over to me and cracked her knuckled.
"M-mate! I can explain! I'm not here to get into the girls bath!" I yelled frantically as Sasuke shot me a disbelieving look.
The hostess stopped, crossing her arms as she began to tap her foot at a fast pace.
"Honestly Hokage-sama imprisoned me in this form for punishment!…although I didn't do anything…I'm freaking stuck like this! And then she sent me and Sasuke up here to get cleaned up as as you can see Sasuke's had a bit of an accident in an unrelated hot chocolate incident that I had absolutely nothing to do with!" I nodded at my speech before smiling and petting the irritated Uchiha on the head, making sure his hair was still sticky from the hot chocolate.
"Is this true?"
"Unfortunately" Sasuke replied as he batted my hand away, getting more irritated by the second.
"Well even so I'm still not letting you into the women's bath!"
"That's fine!" I yelled happily as I ran into the guys, hearing Sasuke mutter 'I'll make sure he behaves himself' You can try my dear Sasu…but you'll fail miserably!
I grinned as I saw Sasuke enter before he walked over to one of the many baskets that were kept on the shelves, pulling out some towels and placing them on the stool beside him before he reached down and began to pull his grey top off.
Pulling up a near by stool I sat down upon it as I placed a leg over the other and lent my elbows on my legs, leaning over as I laced my fingers and knelt my chin on them, staring intently as he suddenly froze and became slightly rigid, obviously uncomfortable before he turned to face me with an irritated look.
"Oh don't mind me! Please, continue!" I spoke as I waved a hand towards him, becoming him to resume his 'strip', giggling as Sasuke turned around and growled.
I started watching again, insane grin manifested as I cupped my hands around my mouth, inhaling a deep breath before shouting as Sasuke had his shirt of midway.
"WOHOO TAKE IT OFF!" Effectively causing Sasuke to twitch before he threw his grey top into the basket and stamped his way over to me, leaning down and slamming a hand against the wall behind my head…again…how many times has he done this to me? Getting into my personal space? He must really love being this close to me! I mean who wouldn't?
"Can you not stop this ridiculous immaturity for five minutes?" He growled out into my face as I smiled sweetly and in the mushiest tone I could muster replied-
"You have beautiful eyes!" Effectively answering Sasuke's question as he sighed and straightend up, allowing me full view of his chest which was toned beyond belief…DAAAAMMMNNNN…I mean damn thoughts get out of my freaking head!
"Baka stop gawking at me and hurry up so we can get back to work!" Sasuke growled out as he hit me over the head, jolting me back to my senses as I smirked.
"Why? That eager to see me naked?"
And suddenly Sasuke's face flushes slightly as his eyes widened somewhat…Oh how funny he's only just realised! Not so smart now are you Sasuke?
He eye'd me warily before turning away and wrapping a long white towel around his waist, shimmying out of the rest of his garments rather awkwardly, causing me to snicker slightly as I'd make him self-conscious earlier when I'd been watching him.
I laughed light heartedly, he was always fun to tease, and thinking of this got me smiling soft heartedly as I stared as his retreating form before he stopping and glanced at me from the corner of his eye.
"What?" He answered gruffly.
"Nothing…I'm just glad you came back to Konoha…"
And then he said the one thing I thought I'd never here.
"Well…I'm glad you bought me back." Before he quickly walked into the baths before I smiled and shrugged slightly…Might as well ruin the moment like I normally do!
"Baka don't come out here naked!"
"It's a bath stupid Uchiha!"
Me: Well hope everything was ok! If there was any mistakes please don't hesitate to tell me!
Judai: Your awfully happy…Normally you would of insulted Johan ten times by now! Because your in a bad mood…
Me: I've just come back from a huge convention so nothing can put me down! Even criticism!