"We've got a problem." Faith said softly looking back at the man in qustion. "The big guy other at the next table is not human." Faith said turning back to her own table. "I don't know what he is but he's not human."
"Are you sure?" Asked Diana, glancing at the man in question.
"I agree. Something's not right with his aura." Said Tara looking at him in confusion.
The fact that both Faith and Tara could sense somthing not human about him was enough to convince Diana. "What do we do now? The others with him don't seem to be afraid. They actually seem to be friends with him." Diana was concerned with the situation.
"Why don't we write a note and have Tara magic it into their hands as we're passing by to tell them to met us in the parking lot." Faith suggested chewing on her lip thinking.
Just then the waitress came to take their order, they declined returning their menus. After she was gone Diana and Faith both wrote a simple note and keep them losely in their hands. As they got ready to leave Tara prepared a perception spell for the group. So that they would only perceive want Tara wanted them to. Passing by the group the Faith lean down to the blonde woman and put her hand over the blonde's, while Diana did the same to the brunette woman. Both said something to the women before leaving the building. Once they were outside Tara kept watch keeping the spell in place while Faith hacked the security system for the surrounding area. After Faith had hacked the system she brought down all the cameras with a view of the parking lot. Once Diana was sure that Faith had blocked all the cameras for the lot she changed into Wonder Woman. Tara changed the perception spell from one of concealment into one of revealing once Wonder Woman appeared. Then she left as well.
When Tara changed her spell the members of the SGC thought they saw three women leaving with two bending down by Samatha Carter and Janet Fraiser whispering in their ears. Looking startled Sam and Janet turned to each other then glanced down when they felt paper in their hand. Opening the notes both women gasped in shock.
"Sam, Janet, is something wrong?" Asked Daniel Jackson.
Looking at each other when they heard Daniel's question both of the women glanced at the other's hand, before quickly locking eyes together. They switch notes and gasped again. "Oh, boy." Said a shocked Sam as an equally stunned Janet said, "How could it be?"
"What's going on here?" Jack O'Neill asked looking for the waitress not really listening or caring.
"Captain Carter, Dr. Fraiser, has something occurred?" Asked Teal'c curious to what was happening.
Looking first at Teal'c then, back at the notes, then to Daniel, then to each other before handing the notes over. Janet gave hers to Sam, who gave them to Daniel. Once he read them he said, "Oh God. Jack."
"What!" O'Neill snapped still looking to get food, and not paying attention.
"Jack, look." Daniel insisted. Before shoving the notes into his hand.
Grudgingly he glance at them, only to do a double take and read once he saw what they said. 'We need to talk about the black man's secret.' 'The gentleman in the hat has a secret we need to discuss.' "What the Hell?!" O'Neill almost shouted.
"O'Neill?" Asked Teal'c puzzled.
Handing over the notes O'Neill asked, "How the Hell did this happen?"
"We don't know, Sir." Said Janet. "Three women passed us two leaned down and whispered in our ear."
"What'd they say?" Daniel questioned.
At the same time both women answered, "Outside." "Parking lot."
"I have not shown anyone my symbiote. Could someone from the base have told?" Teal'c was getting worried now.
"No, Teal'c. Not many actually know you're a Jaffa." Sam said. "I don't see we have a choice, Sir. If we want answers we'll need to go meet with them."
They all agreed to go outside and meet these people. They also, agreed to call the General to see if he would meet them at a secondary location. It was agreed they'd ask for the change of location to insure privacy.
The women were in the alley. They had already set they're car up to leave in the opposite direction as the group. Since Faith had the area electrically secured, and Tara would make it mystically secured. It was decided that they would only met "two," Faith would convince them to met in a secondary location. Once the location was given Wonder Woman would leave to scout the ahead of them.
As SG-1 and Dr. Fraiser came out of the bar they look around the parking lot and spotted Faith at the edge of the alley. Tara cast the perception spell as they neared so by the time they reached the alley they only saw two women instead of three.
"Yeah, this doesn't scream suspicious." O'Neill said sarcastically.
"Well, if you don't like it give us somewhere else to go. Not a lot of privacy here, Princess." Faith said just as sarcastically.
Although, the others couldn't hear it when Wonder Woman said, "Faith, now is not the time match wits with them."
"Look Sir, you did want to talk in private. So, why don't we just give them a meeting place." Sam was saying at the same time as Wonder Woman.
Giving Faith a dirty look O'Neill agrees, "Yeah, okay. Why don't we all go back to my place, Princess." He finishes to try to insult Faith. Faith however just smirked but said nothing.
Tara almost lost it when Wonder Woman said, "He will feel like a fool if he finds out Faith really is a Princess." She left after saying that for the address they had given. Once Wonder Woman had flown off Tara stopped the spell, and Tara and Faith tried to hurry up and leave.
"Alright, I guess we'll met you there." Faith said moving Tara towards the car.
"Just one thing more. Where's the other person?" Daniel asked looking around the alley. "I mean there was three of you in the bar."
Neither Faith nor Tara answered they just looked at the car. The SGC members took that to mean the last person was in the car. As the women walked down the alley the group was still baffled.
While O'Neill was ranting Sam had taken out her cell to call General Hammond and find she had no sisignal. "Guys, I can't get a signal." As everyone checked there phones. Sam noticed the women had gotten into their car, and as they drove away she notices the farther they got the stronger her returning signal became. "I can't believe it. I just can't believe it."
"Sam is everything alright?" Asked Janet.
"Those women-" Sam started only to be interrupted by O'Neill.
"Yes, those girls. Why don't we just talk about them later. They have a head start and we still need to call Hammond to met us at my place." O'Neill said moving towards his truck.
With that they started for their cars leaving Sam puzzled as she left. On the way O'Neill called a very surprised Hammond to fill him in.
Wonder Woman landed on O'Neill's roof when she arrived, before going down to the ground by way of the observation platform. Once on the ground she checked his house out.
Faith and Tara were the next to arrive. Wonder Woman gave them a report as she walked them around the house as they planned for the meeting. Wonder Woman went hide while Faith and Tara kissed on the hood their car.
The members of the SGC come to house next as Tara and Faith kept kissing. O'Neill was not pleased to found strangers making out in front of his house. Getting out of his truck with Teal'c he yelled, "Cut that out!" Faith and Tara kept kissing while Daniel, Janet, and Sam arrived. "For crying out loud! Will you stop that?!" O'Neill yelled at Tara and Faith again. And again he was ignored as they continued to kiss and the others snickered.
Hammond arrived got out looked around wondering, "What are you all still doing out here?"
Since they were still kissing O'Neill couldn't resist being sarcastic, "Well, General these two won't stop kissing so can we go in."
"You never said you were ready to go in, Princess." Said Faith as she kissed Tara along the neck. Letting them know they were listening but just chose to ignore them.
"Well, if that's all it takes Princess, let's go." O'Neill replied.
Once SGC members were sitting they explained to General George Hammond why they were there. As he opened his mouth to speak Faith cut him off. "We know the big guy is NOT human. What is he?"
Once again shocked they tried to think of a lie but Tara stopped it, "Before you even try to lie know that it won't work. We know. We know he's not human and we will know if you lie."
"How do you know that?" Asked Daniel.
"We just know." Faith said.
"Well, in that case we can't tell you anything." Hammond said firmly.
"Anyway, what would you do if we lied to you." O'Neill said smart-alecky. "It's not like you can make us tell you the truth."
"We can't." Tara said earning a smirk from Faith.
"I CAN." Wonder Woman said as she can into view in O'Neill's kitchen.
All the SGC members jumped upon hearing her voice. "Where the Hell did you come from?! How did you get in here?" O'Neill demanded.
Wonder Woman calmly came into the room as she replied, "Through a door. If you do not tell the truth I have a way to make you talk."
"And I have a way to shoot you." O'Neill said posturing which caused Faith to laugh and Tara chuckle. That made O'Neill nervous.
"You could try. But you would not succed." Wonder Woman said.
O'Neill was about to challenge that when Hammond called him off. "Colonel stand down. We need more information not aggravation." O'Neill didn't like it but he sat down.
Janet had been watching and noticed, "You're movements suggest you're more than you seem."
"We're not here to talked about us." Faith said stepping in front of Tara.
Wonder Woman got them back on track by asking, "If you are not human what are you?"
"We really aren't allowed to disclosed that." Sam said trying to kept Teal'c's secret.
"I really can and will make you tell the truth, if you do not tell us yourselves." Wonder Woman said determinded to get to the truth.
"Look we're not goi-" O'Neill was interrupted as the Lasso closed around him.
"I have given you a chance. Now, we will do this my way." Wonder Woman said as she tightens the Lasso. "This Lasso will make you tell the truth. What is your friend?"
"I'm no... He's a Jaffa." O'Neill blurted out stunning the members of the SGC.
"Colonel!" General Hammond shouted.
"What's a Jappa?" Faith asked still in a protective stance in front of Tara.
"Not Jappa. Jaffa. They"
Colonel stop this immediately." Order the General only to be ignored.
"They're aliens. The Jaffa are slaves of the Goa'uld. The Goa'uld are a parasitic alien race that take host and enslave populations. We're at war with them out there in Galaxy." O'Neill finishes to the shock of his friends.
"So, these things they are what?" Faith started to ask but, O'Neill interrupted.
"We call them snakes because they look like a big worm. The snake wraps around the brain stem of a human and takes over completely."
"If that is the case then perhaps Faith should join you to help out with the situation." Said Wonder Woman as she removed the Lasso from O'Neill.
"I'm not having childern working for me." Hammond said angered by what was and is happening.
"I can defeat all of you by myself. There are few who are at my capabilities. Now, do you really want to fight and lose or just accept the help you need." Faith stated.
"We aren't what we seem General. In time you'll find this out. For now, you'll just need to trust us." Tara said quietly.
"Why should we trust you? When you don't trust us?" Asked Janet.
"I have witnessed the disregard the Military has for life if it has its own agenda." Wonder Woman said with a far away look in her eyes.
Knowing her mother was in pain Faith tried to changed the subject. "Look, if I do join you I want a certain doctor."
"I'm a doctor." Fraiser said confused as why this kid would need a special doctor.
"I'd prefer not to have any doctors but I don't think you'll let that happen." Faith said.
"You're right. Everyone on the base has to be given a physical exam. I'm still not sure I'm going to let a child join." Said Hammond.
"Let's do this. We can try me on a trial basis. How about this doctor," Faith said pointing at Janet, "Is the only one to check me out and all my test are destroyed. But anytime the Doc goes into danger I go with her to protect her." Faith stated. "And there is no other reports about me. You'll find soon enough that I'm someone the Military would want to make a lab rat out of."
"If I do agree to do this I would have to advice the President to make a Presidential Eyes Only file. So only he would know about you. I can't agree to any other way and unless he agrees to as well." Hammond stated.
A/N: I'm doing it this way so Faith can sometimes be elsewhere like Sunnydale, or Themyscira. For those who aren't Stargate SG-1 fans Wonder Woman didn't break into O'Neill's house. It's in the cannon that O'Neill leaves his house unlocked. She just walked in.