Okay for those of you who like Optimus and Twin torture. ^^ I don't own.

Holiday

Optimus carefully snuck down to the Rec room to get his morning energon. So far he had managed to get from his berthroom without being seen, but he knew that wouldn't last. During his recharge his paint had been changed from its normal red and blue to pink and lavender. Worse part of the paint was it itched. Ratchet was going to kill him once he saw the dents from his scratching. So far only Bumblebee had seen his new paint and burst into a fit of giggles. It was depressing and Optimus wasn't about to let the rest of his men see him in pink.

"Yo, Big Boss."

Optimus froze and looked down as Sirius walked up to him. Optimus moved deeper into the shadows so only his optic could be seen. Sirius frowned at him before grinning. Optimus felt himself get uneasy as the new N.E.S.T Magic leader looked at him evilly.

"They got you didn't they?"

"Yes, and they are evil."

Optimus stepped out of the shadows and Sirius burst into a fit of laughter before falling over. The Autobot leader sighed and picked the human up heading to the rec room once more. Before he could even do anything, Jazz zipped past Optimus taking his favorite human from the confused Prime. Optimus shouted after Jazz and started to run into the Rec room when suddenly his world turned upside down his helm hurt from banging on the floor and Hermione stared up at him.

"Hi Daddy, Mummy likes the new paint."

"Hermione Jean Prime! You release me right now, young femme!"

"Wow, Optimus doesn't sound as commanding in pink."

"Nope, but we'll see brig time for sure."

Optimus glared at his front liners then gave them the most Megatron like smirk he could come up with. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe stopped laughing and stared in horror at their commander. Galvatron walked in to Rec room to see that smirk and he looked over at the twins.

"Pray to Primus to save your sparks, boys."

With that the twins ran out the room to get as far away from the pissed prime as possible. Optimus pulled himself down and started to follow his subordinates at a leisurely pace. Oh they would rue the day they were sparked after he was through. Galvatron looked over at were Optimus walked off fro then back to his giggling grand-femme. He shook his head and sat down on the couch made for them. It there was one thing on earth Galvatron wished Cybertron had it was the couches. Ratchet walked in and glared at his most recent patient.

"Stop your glaring, youngling. My joints aren't bothering. And nothing's acting up. You can take a break."

"I'll be the judge of that."

"Ironhide! Come get your mate!"

Ironhide walked into the room and looked at them all before pulling ratchet over his should and walking out the room with the screaming medic. Galvatron sunk into the couch and sighed. It was getting easier for him to deal with being on the Autobot side. He got tired of all the doom on his own after the imprisonment he had lived through. Bumblebee walked into the rec room, taking a cube of special energon and sitting next to his creator-in-law.

"How far along are you?"

"I'm starting my final trimester."

"That's good, Optimus excited?"

"When he's not working of raining Hell on others, he's smothering my in affection and love."

"Did that with his Carrier."

"Family thing?"

"Yep. Heard a rumor that Hot Rod and Springer are on the next wave of arrivals."

Bee grinned at him as Jazz twitched at the mention of those names. Sirius grinned up at his friends as Prowl walking into the room. Jazz caught the grin and before he could warn his human against it, Sirius started to flirt. Now they would play flirt a lot, but Jazz had been careful they didn't do it around Prowl. Now he was sure his little buddy was slagged. Prowl's door wings shot into a V and he was about to yell when he caught himself.

"Sirius, I don't think you understand just how big of an offence you just committed."

"Prowl, I know exactly what I'm doing, why do you think I'm doing it? Besides one plus one equals fish."

Prowls stood there for a few seconds before they heard a pop and Prowl fell over. Jazz sighed and Sirius' grin turned bigger. Oh how he loved to make Prowl crash. He held the current record for most lock up in an hour. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe had bowed to him for days. Bee looked over at the fallen mech as he started to come back online. Sirius grinned even more when he transfigured a microwave into a Jackalope, which caused Prowl to frits again.

"That's just evil."

"And he's a spoil-sport."

"Still wasn't right."

Harry frowned at the scene he came upon, but shrugged. He knew better than to ask what was going on with them and started to walk away only to come across Bluestreak standing in the middle of the hall with his helm in his hands. Harry looked up and blinked. There was both Sunstreaker and Sideswipe welded to the ceiling with objects glued to each of them. Sunstreaker looked like a sun flower and was covered in, by the looks of it, Nutella. Sideswipe has kitty ears and was covered in pink polka dots.

"Why did I have o pick you two?"

"Hey that's not fair Blue!"

"We thought you loved us!"

"I don't but you two are a pain in the aft sometimes."

Harry giggled at them as the twins continued to beg their mate to bring them down. Draco walked up to him and frowned not understanding what had happened, but grinned as Harry turned to smile at him. So far they had spent the last couple of days at the Autobot base, but Draco was getting nervous. His nerves sky rocketed when he heard a jet and saw the Seleen heading the convoy coming it. The trine landed and started in shock as a blue blur flew past them and attached itself to a slightly stunned purple tank. Optimus walked up and face palmed before sighing.

"Blur, would you let him transform before attaching yourself to his….. Does Shockwave even have a face?"

Most the Decepticons burst into laughter as the Cyclops transformed holding Blur to his chest. He gave them all a deadpan look before walking off to talk to his little Autobot. Megatron stood up and frowned when he noticed the blonde teen get closer to Harry. Starscream has noticed the same thing and started to chatter with his trinemates. Draco gulped and started to run but Megatron scooped him up and held him to his face.

Draco started shaking in fear. He could tell just by the aura coming off of him that if he found out about Voldemort there wouldn't be anything left of him. Draco knew if it came down to it, should the fragile peace that Harry had brought, he would choose the Autobots. He wouldn't be pulled into the dark again. So Draco steeled his nerve and turned his glare onto Megatron. He wasn't going to let the big hunk of metal take away what was his.

"You have spunk, fleshling. But let me tell you something. You hurt my sparkling and Starscream will be the least of your worries."

Draco gulped but didn't let his fear show. He wasn't going to let them scare him. Pulling his mouth into a sneer Draco drew his breath.

"He is mine and I'll go through hell and back to protect and find him."

Megatron grinned at him, before putting him down. In his eyes, Draco has just proven himself worthy of being his sparklings mate. Now it was up to Starscream's trine to make it official.

That's it for this chapter. Please review. ^^