Author Notes: Hello everyone and enjoy this next chapter :)

Warnings: Parody, self-insert, tongue in cheek humour and OOC-ness.

Characters: Madara Uchiha, Sosuke Aizen, Naraku and Voldemort.

Spoilers: Spoilers for the Naruto Shippuden, Bleach, Inuyasha anime series & the Harry Potter books.

Rating: 'T'

Disclaimer: Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo, Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi & Harry Potter belongs to J. K. Rowling.

- Chapter Start -

A pair of dark eyes opened and looked around.

Madara Uchiha found himself standing in a small clearing in a forest. There were two individuals approaching from his left and right, two powerful beings whose chakra... almost matched his.

He waited calmly until they came into view. Both were very tall (taller than him!) and good looking brunettes; one with long flowing hair and red eyes, and the other with short hair and brown eyes.

The three looked at each other in silence and then-

"Who are you?" They all demanded at the same time, arms imperiously folded across their chests.

It was the short haired brunette who spoke after a moment, offering a placating smile.

"Gentlemen, I don't mind going first. Sosuke Aizen, former Fifth Division Captain of the Gotei 13 of the Bleach series, at your service."

"Madara Uchiha."

"Naraku."

If Aizen was annoyed by the brevity of other two's introductions, he didn't show it, but merely looked around.

"Pleasure. Either of you know where this place is?"

"No," Madara replied. "Maybe that badge you're wearing will tell us?"

Aizen looked down and saw the plastic badge on his pristine white suit. He tried to remove it, failed and tugged it higher to read the tiny writing.

"Sosuke Aizen, shinigami and one of the villains of the Bleach series. Determined to merge with the Hougyoku to become a perfect being and take over the world," he read aloud and raised an eyebrow at Naraku.

Naraku glanced down and blinked at the plastic badge on his kimono. He too, tried to remove it, failed and tugged it higher to read the tiny writing.

"Naraku, demon and main villain of the Inuyasha series. Determined to collect all the Shikon jewel shards to take over the world," he read aloud and raised an eyebrow at Madara in turn.

Madara sighed and yanked the badge on his robe higher.

"Madara Uchiha, ninja and one of the villains of the Naruto series. Determined to collect all the tailed beasts to take over the world," he read aloud.

All three villains snorted.

"Didn't work. I was still defeated by Ichigo Kurosaki and friends," said Aizen.

"And I was still defeated by Inuyasha and friends," said Naraku.

"And I by Naruto Uzumaki and friends," said Madara.

In the sheepish silence that followed, rapid footsteps were heard and another very tall male strode into the clearing, dressed in plain black robes. He was bald, had red eyes and no nose and was also taller than Madara.

"What's this?" the newcomer demanded in a high cold voice. "A gathering of notable villains who didn't invite me?"

"That depends on who you are," Aizen replied.

"Lord Voldemort, villain of the-"

"Just read the badge on your robes," Madara interrupted.

Annoyed, Voldemort glanced down at his robes and pulled the white badge higher.

"Voldemort, Dark Lord and main villain of the Harry Potter books. Defeated by Harry Potter and friends despite the use of Horcruxes."

He looked around at the others, but they shook their heads.

"I showed how wicked I was in the Bleach series by stealing countless souls to feed the Hougyoku," Aizen explained.

"I showed how evil I was in the Inuyasha series by manipulating others to collect all the Shikon shards for me," Naraku added.

"And I showed how dastardly I was in the Naruto series by persuading others to collect all the biju for me," Madara said.

"So?" Voldemort looked between them.

"You didn't collect anything throughout the series," Aizen told him almost kindly.

"I did! Gaunt's ring! Salazar's locket! Ravenclaw's diadem! Hufflepuff's cup!"

"But you collected those before the series started, didn't you?" Naraku pointed out. Smirking, he threw one arm around Aizen's shoulders, the other around Madara's and turned to leave, calling over his shoulder, "Sorry, not qualified to join our club."

"Besides, you have no nose," Madara added rather snidely.

Aizen just chuckled.

"How dare you three mock me!" Voldemort howled, whipping out his wand. "Avada Kedavra!"

- Chapter End -

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