Disclaimer: I don't own anything that you recognize, that honor goes to J.K. Rowling...

R/R

Teddy POV

Ok breathe Teddy...

BREATHE!

You're just going to tell your dad that he is the reason you are alive.

No biggie...

I walked towards the living room, where Mum, Dad, and Sirius were talking.

"So, I hear that Teddy's your son, Nymphie?" asks Sirius.

I froze at the door, they were talking about me! I put my ear next to the door and listen.

"Yup he is... And don't call me Nymphie!" replies Mum.

Dad asks in a strained voice,"I wonder who his dad is..."

The other man answers skeptically,"Yeah, why do you care?"

"B-because! Tonks is part of the Order, and she's your cousin! Don't you feel a bit curious? And b-besides-"

I decide to take pity on my dad, and I barge in the living room.

I say brightly,"Wotcher all!"

"Wotc- hey that's my line!"Tonks says while pouting.

Sirius rolls his eyes and explains in a slow, mystical voice," He is your son. The 'Wotcher' rights get passed down from mother to child. The legacy of the Wotcherness have been from gener-"

"What in the name of Merlin's pants are you talking about?" asks a bewildered Tonks.

"Ignore him Tonks, he was dropped on his head many times as a child,"assured Dad. Mum started giggling.

"No I wasn't!"

" What about first year, you fell off the stands at the Quidditch pitch?"

"Well that was-"

"And then you fell down the stairs after you got out of the hospital wing?"

"Okay, maybe-"

"Then second year the Giant Squi-"

"ALRIGHT! I get it!", yelled an angry Sirius.

I was laughing with Tonks, while Dad was smirking at Sirius.

Sirius says in a loud voice,"Hey Teddy, who's your dad?"

I stop laughing and say,"Er... Um... You have to guess who he is!"

Guess who he is, really Ted? They are going to guess, he's in the bloody room!

"Have I met him yet?" asks Mum.

He's sitting right next to you...

"Er.. a few times...", I say with a straight face.

Sirius asks, "Is he single now?"

"Yup!"

Dad hesitates, but asks, "Is he older or younger than Tonks?"

I inwardly smirk,"Older"

Sirius widens his eyes," Is he in the Order?"

Getting warmer...

"You're getting closer...", I say in a singsong voice.

Sirius sighs and says, "Okay I'll list some people. Kingsley?"

"Nope!"

"Er.. Not Moody right? Because that's just-"

"It's not Moody, Sirius."

"Good.", says Mum with a shudder.

Sirius POV (A.N. I just felt like changing POV...)

Ok, think of other Order people besides Remus. I want to see the look on Moony's face...

I sigh dramatically," Is it... Bill?"

"Nope."

"Charlie?"

Teddy asks," Isn't he the same age as Mum?"

"Well, he's a couple of months older than me...", says Tonks.

"Anyways, nope!"

"Dung?"

"No"

"Dedalus?"

"No"

"Elp-"

Tonks cut in," Who is it! You obviously know Sirius!"

I smirk and say," But this is more fun!"

"Ahem, Elphias?"

"No"

"Sturgis?"

"Nope!"

"OH MY GOSH, Snape?"

"NOOOO!", yells Tonks.

"RELAX MUM! It's not him."

I gasp," Is it me?"

Tonks pales.

Teddy smirks and says," Nope!"

Tonks sighs in relief.

I arrange my face in what I hope looks like concentration," Well then, that only leaves..."

Remus's face pales.

"Our very own werewolf, also known as Moony from the Marauders, the former Professor Remus John Lupin!"

Teddy smiles and plays along," Ding ding ding, we haaaave a winner!"

Tonks's face reddens, and she mumbles,"So you're saying... I marry Remus?"

Her son smiles broadly and nods.

Tonks beams and says," Look, Remus-"

"You're joking right?", says Remus.

Teddy looks at Moony," I'm not joking... Dad."

Remus pales,"But, what about my condition?"

"Relax Dad, I can smell, hear, and see things better, that's it. Oh, and people stay away from me during the full moon because I tend to get rather cranky."

"So, you're not a-a werewolf?"

Teddy smiles,"That's right."

Remus exhales and asks,"How could I do this to you Tonks?"

"Do what?" asks a confused Tonks.

"I made you an outcast, people will look down on you for being my..er wife."

"I don't care about society. Besides, not everyone wants to have dinner with a metamorphmagus, too," says Tonks, who looks red because of the wife comment.

"I'm sorry."

"I just told you, I don't care!"

"But-"

"And this child right here shows that well... we got together..."

I smirk and say," It shows more than got together."

Tonks and Remus blush furiously while Teddy asks,"What's that supposed to mean?"

Oh, right... nine year old...

"Er, nothing... you'll learn in a couple of years."

Teddy seemed content with that answer and says," Dad, I'm not a werewolf, and you were the best dad I could ask for."

Remus smiles and hugs his son.

Isn't that... sweet.

Remus looks at Tonks and asks," What's wrong?"

Tonks ignores Remus and asks Teddy,"What do you mean were?"

That was a long chapter! Did you like it? Then please review!