Hello all. Only a couple of reviews for last chapter, but those few reviews were enough to keep me going. So thank you all for the reviews and here is the new chappie!

Xxx Disclaimer: Naruto doesn't belong to me, but to Masashi Kishimoto xxX

… Gangnam Style …

The sun had long risen over the horizon and the kids were still asleep. Tsunade had been right about there not being enough beds in the guest room so two of the boys had to bunk in with the girls. All of the teens were sleeping soundly until two of them began to stir.

"Hmm..." Ino moaned, tossing and turning in her bed, trying to get back to the dream that she was just having. She stopped squirming and reached her arm out from under the covers and swatted the air, trying to hit something, or rather someone, beside her.

"Sakura... can you quiet down on your damn snoring?" the blonde groaned, finally coming into contact with the pink bed next to hers. Ino stretched her arm out as far as it could go and sloppily and tiredly slapped her hand over Sakura's open mouth, causing Ino to touch the inside of the pinkette's mouth.

Feeling something poke at the inside of her mouth, Sakura waved her hand in front of her face, slapping Ino's hand away and then turning her back to her.

"I'm not even snoring, pig, so shut up and go to sleep." Sakura tiredly spoke back in a harsh tone. Upon hearing this, Ino turned to look at Sakura's back with sleepy eyes and her eye brow arched in question.

"Well if it's not..." she was interrupted when she gave out a short yawn. "... you, then who's making all of that noise?" getting fed up with her sister's constant chatting, Sakura angrily turned over to face her sister with a pout.

"What the hell are you talking about, Ino?" Sakura asked, but then yawned as well, causing another yawn to irrupt from Ino's throat. "What noise?"

Ino's eyes widen, but quickly shut due to tiredness. "You mean to tell me that you don't hear that?!" she asked, surprised that she couldn't hear the loud muffled groaning.

Sakura only seemed to get more angrier and angrier the longer this stupid conversation went on. "What noi-!" she nearly yelled, but then stopped when she suddenly heard what Ino was talking about. She quickly sat up and looked around the room, Ino doing the same. "What is that? Who's making that noise?" she asked herself.

After looking at everyone in their room and realizing that all of them were quietly asleep, both girls looked towards the bedroom door with squinted eyes. After staring at the door for a few seconds, Sakura could feel her fist clench in anger and annoyance as the groaning continued.

"I hope I'm wrong otherwise the whole house is going to get a rude awakening..." she seethed as she tossed the covers to the side and rose up from her bed. Ino watched as Sakura made her way to the door and then just walk out. After blinking her eyes a few times, Ino quickly followed after her sister into the hallway.

Once in the hall, Ino realized how much louder the groaning had gotten and nearly cringed from the echos. She turned her face forward to look at Sakura, who was leading her down the hall quietly. She walked up closer behind the girl and whispered into her ear.

"Hey, Sakura. Where are you going?" without turning to her sister, Sakura answered.

"I'm going to see if my assumptions are true." her fist seemed to clench even tighter and her pace started to go faster as she finished speaking. "And hopefully, I'm dead wrong."

Confused and tired, Ino let it be and just followed after Sakura. It only took a couple of minutes and good hearing to find the source of the loud obnoxious groaning. Ino started to shake in fear as she looked at the door before them. The groaning continued to get louder and louder and more frequent the longer they stood there.

"Wha-what do you think is going on in there?" Ino asked, holding onto Sakura's arm tightly. Sakura looked down at Ino briefly before looking up at the door again, hesitantly grabbing a hold of the doorknob.

"Ino." Sakura said, slowly turning the knob.

"Yeah?"

"Do you remember what happened yesterday when we burst through this very same door?" she asked, fully turning the knob, hearing the small click.

Ino thought about the former day's events and once she finally remembered what happened, all she could say was...

"Oh my god..." and with those words, Sakura fully opened the door to only gasp and shake in fear and rage at the sight before her. Ino, however, had just hid herself behind Sakura, using her as a shield so that she didn't have a repeat of yesterday.

Sakura's teeth began to grind as she, for only a quick second, watched her grandmother grind on top of the older man that the pinkette oh so despised for reasons unknown. After her second of watching, Sakura kept to her word and gave the whole house a very rude awakening. A high pitch girly scream.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

… Gangnam Style …

"You two just can't get enough of each other, can you?" Temari asked teasingly with her arms crossed over her chest. Both Jiraiya and Tsunade looked away from the taunting blonde with embarrassed expressions.

After Sakura's scream, she managed to wake everyone in the house up with racing hearts. They all jumped out of their beds and rushed towards the noise, thinking that the poor girl was in danger. Upon realizing that there was no danger to worry about, all of the teens got very angry and then very disgusted when they saw the reason why Sakura had screamed. After a little while, just after the teens had closed the door on the two adults, everybody had made their way to the living room and were now sitting casually about it.

"I did not think that you two would be the type to have morning intercourse." Lee stated innocently, earning him looks from his fellow teens. "What?" he asked with a shrug of his shoulders.

Everyone in the room remained silent after that, causing things to get very awkward. All of them were looking at anything and everything that wasn't another human being. About ten minutes into the awkwardness, Jiraiya coughed into his hand and stood up from his spot on the couch. The entire group turned their heads to look at the man, one person in particular was looking at him with scorn. You can already guess who that person is, huh?

Jiraiya looked at the group of teens and then turned to Tsunade with a weak smile. "Well I guess I better go and get ready to make my leave. I'll be back in two days." he said and then made his way to Tsunade's room, only to be stopped by the sound of someone's voice.

"Where are you going?" Konohamaru asked as he watched the man with a raised brow. At this question, Jiraiya looked to Tsunade with a bead of nervous sweat dripping down the side of his face. He then quickly turned back to the confused teens while rubbing the back of his head.

He laughed nervously. "He-he. Well, um... I'm..." he dragged out the I'm as he looked about the room, just before an excuse popped into his head. "I'm going to go and visit my home village in Mount Myoboku."

"Mount... Myoboku?" Neji questioned, looking even more perplexed than before.

"I've never heard of that place." Tenten states honestly with the other teens nodding their heads in agreement. However, Sakura just had to be the one to get angry over the fact that she didn't know of this place.

She sat straight up in her spot on the floor and pointed her finger angrily at Jiraiya. "He's lying!" she yelled, shocking everyone the room. "There is no such place as Mount Myoboku! If there was, then I would know about it!"

Jiraiya looked over to Tsunade who sighed in irritation, while the rest of the group stared at the mad pointing girl. Tsunade placed her hand on her forehead, trying to sooth the coming headache.

"Sakura..." she called, making the girl look to her with a sweet smile. As she did so, someone in the room whispered "Bipolar." in a sing-song tone, making everyone snicker except for Sakura who sent a glare at everybody before looking back at her grandmother with a smile.

"Yes Grandma Tsunade." she responded respectfully.

"There is such a place called Mount Myoboku. I've been there and Jiraiya needs to get ready to leave now. So no more asking him questions. Now Jiraiya," she said, turning towards the male. "You better get your sorry ass out of here within five minutes, otherwise I will beat the shit out of you until you get out of my home. Got it?" she hissed, a terrifying expression on her face and her finger pointing towards her front door.

With a scared and panicked look and not even a word of response to the busty blonde, Jiraiya ran into Tsunade's room and gathered his things. In the amount of time that she had said, the white haired man was out of the house and on his way to "Mount Myoboku", but not without shouting an "I love you!" to Tsunade; making her smile and blush, and the teens make mock barfing noises.

Tsunade turned to the group of teens with crossed arms and a frown. "Oh hush up!" she yelled, only making the teens laugh from her obvious embarrassment. She looked to the floor with flushed cheeks and cursed under her breath. "I'm going to kill him when he gets back."

… Gangnam Style …

Jiraiya had been trudging through the forest for approximately three hours, trying to get to the mountains with a bag filled with his clothes on his back. He was trying his best to avoid having run in with some of the more dangerous creatures that lived in the forest, while at the same time, trying to stay on the path that he always took to get to the demon's den.

Within six more minutes of walking, Jiraiya could finally see that opening to the cave that he knew so well. He stopped for only a brief moment as he stared at the entrance, feeling relief that he finally made it to his destination. He took in a deep breath before walking up to the cave, ready to greet his weird friends. From where he once stood, it only took him two minutes to make it to the entrance of the cave.

He smiled to himself and whispered happily, "Boy is it good to be back.". Just as he was about to shout into the cave and make his arrival known, Jiraiya heard the loud high pitch screaming from a young lad that he knows very well.

"KYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!" came the scream, quickly followed by the sound of a loud crash. Without a moments hesitation, Jiraiya, thinking that this loudness had to be because of Kushina, rushed into the deep dimly lit cave and followed the sounds of the yelling. He ran down the many twist and turns of the cave until he came across a large whole in the cave that was brighter than the hall.

He slowed down his pace until he stopped directly in front of the opening in the cave wall. As soon as he peeked into the brightly lit room, the white haired man's jaw dropped in shock along with the bag on his back. He was trying so hard not to laugh at what he was seeing, but he was slowly losing his control over the laughter that was about to burst.

What Jiraiya had expected to see was Kushina beating the crap out of her son for whatever dumb stunt he has pulled this time. What he was not expecting to see was some beautiful young girl sitting on top of Naruto's head, cleaning up his bleeding arm that had apparently been cut by something sharp. Naruto was laying on his stomach and he had his ankles and wrists tied together with a green cloth above his back, making his back arch in a somewhat painful manner. Since the girl was sitting on top of his blonde head, his loud screams of agony were muffled by her creamy long legs. The girl had now just finished patching up Naruto's arm and was just about to get off of him, until Naruto finally stopped screaming and bit into her inner thigh.

"Ahhh!" the girl yelped in pain as she fell off of Naruto, who was now laughing like a psychotic madman.

"Ahahahahahaha! That's what you get little Ms. Flexible." Naruto teased, but then started to squirm, trying to break free from his restraints. When he couldn't get loose, he glared and growled at the girl, who was now rubbing her bruised and slightly bleeding thigh. "Now will you get me the hell out of this stupid thing?!" he shouted.

The girl looked up at Naruto and blushed out of embarrassment. She meekly apologized to Naruto and then crawled her way over to him and began to untie him. As soon as his restraints were loose enough, Naruto broke free and immediately pounced onto the girl, pinning her back to the stone floor. He grabbed her wrist and held them tightly on either side of her head, and he was now straddling her waist with his legs on either side of her, making her escape from him rather difficult. She moaned in slight pain when he squeezed her wrist tighter and she turned her head away from him when he leaned in closer to her face. Naruto started to lick his lips as he thought of the ways that he could torture the girl beneath him.

Just as he was mere inches away from her face, both teens heard the sound of light coughing and both of them looked up to see Jiraiya standing in the doorway. Jiraiya was blushing a bright red and his nose started to bleed and if you looked down past his waist, you could see the hint of a tent growing in his pants. Sadly, for these two, the teens happened to look down and they saw that growing tent. All three of them continued to stare at one another in silence, until Jiraiya finally spoke.

"You two don't have to stop just because I'm here." he then motioned for them to keep doing whatever it was that they were doing as he continued to speak. "Go on. Keep going. Pretend that I'm not even here, if that's what you need to do."

It was silent for one more minute, just before Naruto and the girl that he was on top of took their eyes off of Jiraiya and placed them on one another. They stared into each others eyes for a few seconds when they both started to blush out of the close proximity and finally understanding why there was a bulge in Jiraiya's pants.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!" they both screamed as Naruto jumped off of her and they both quickly crawled away from one another and into opposite corners in the room. Not long after they screamed, both Kushina and Minato came rushing over towards the doorway that Jiraiya was standing in, both worried as to why both of the children were yelling.

When they both looked into the room, both Kushina and Minato were shocked to see that this specific room was a complete and total mess! Shards of glass from the glass table that was in the middle of the room were scattered about everywhere, pieces of paper and cloth were strewn all over the place, and things were flipped over and the whole entire room was topsy-tervy. And then they laid their eyes upon the two children who were shaking and covering their bodies on opposite sides of the destroyed room.

Kushina started to swing her tails about angrily and her fists began to clench. Minato was trying his best to keep her calm before she does something stupid. Just before Kushina could roar in anger, Minato and her finally took notice of the white haired man standing behind them with a perverted grin on his face.

Kushina's tails slowed their pace as she turned around with Minato in a perplexed manner. "Huh? Jiraiya-sama?" Kushina mused, looking at the daydreaming man. "What are you doing here?"

… Gangnam Style …

Well that is all for this chapter. Now I will admit that I had written a lot more than what is here now, but when I read over it, it sounded more stupid than usual and would have messed up my flow. Also, I just really wanted to get something out there to show you guys that I'm still alive.

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