Don. Don. Don. DON. Finally an update. I've been lazy and actually started another story, hehe, but I haven't been really spending time on either story. I have tests next week, a sports banquet, and a huge dance all in the same week! Then the week after I have 3 exams. School sucks.

ONE MORE CHAPPIE! R&R!!

Disclaimer:

Me: I do not own Twilight or any of the Twilight characters.

Chapter 10

"I'm still hungry." Emmett said. And once again, everyone smacked him in the head.

"How can you be hungry? We're vampires, idiot." Edward seethed.

"Yeah yeah yeah. Still hungry." Emmett said.

"Now that the whole fiasco has been revealed...we can go to the amusement part! Put on outfit #1, Eddy!" Alice yelled enthusiastically.

Edward started snarling like an animal. "Alice, I advise you to stop and put back Bella's clothes...or else." Edward said.

"Or else what? Eddy, you know you can't hurt me, and you know that I can hurt you. So go put on outfit #1...or else." Alice replied slyly.

"Alice...GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES OR I'LL BEAT YOU TO A NONLIVING PULP!!" Bella screamed full of anger. Her face was red just thinking about what she'd look like wearing outfit #1. She thought of the humiliation that would happen. How people would be staring at her like she was a freak. Bella looked around nervously for any reassurance, but all she got were faces of shock.

The Cullens know everything and anything about Isabella Swan. They thought she was this sweet, cute, caring, and emotional girl. Not once have they thought Bella could raise her voice that loud to yell such words. Edward, of course, was shocked the most. He thought he knew everything about his love, oh was he wrong.

"What?!" Bella snapped. She didn't like awkward silence. It made her nervous and it makes her feel that everyone is looking at her.

"Sorry Bella. I won't make Eddy wear it. Alright?" Alice said a little scared.

"Yeah, breathe in and breathe out. Slowly, yes." Rosalie said also a little scared.

"YEAH, sorry Bella. We know about how you hate awkward silence, don't worry, we won't do it again. Okay?" Emmett said scared out of his mind.

"I'm sorry I yelled. I was still kind of mad about the whole switching wardrobe thing." Bella said calmly. Everyone then stared, more like glared at Alice. She backed away slowly. Soon enough she backed into the closet.

"Hey, I'm sorry okay. It was the spur of the moment. I was kind of bored and Tinkerbell seemed like my match made in heaven." Alice said. Right after she said that, Jasper looked shocked and depressed mixed together. He found his shoes very interesting. Alice saw how Jasper looked and started feeling horrible. "Oh baby, she only seemed like it. Plus, why would I like a fairy? And she already has someone she has an undying love for. You're my only love."

She patted Jasper on the back and then proceeded to hug him. Things happened and soon they were on Bella's bed making out.

Rosalie clears her throat. "Go get a room." Rosalie said. Everyone else nodded and agreed that they should indeed get a room. No one wants to see them go past what they're already at.

Jasper laughed awkwardly. "Sorry."

"Yeah, sorry, we kind of..forget you guys were here." Alice said. She laughed nervously. She looked at her watch. "Oh crap, it's already 9:30. We can't go to the amusement park anymore, they close at 9." Alice pouted.

"Yes." Edward muttered.

"What was that?" Alice asked suspiciously.

"Oh nothing. Now let's get home. I'll tell Charlie that Bella's spending the night with Alice at our house." Edward said.

Edward ran downstairs and found that Charlie wasn't home yet, so he scribbled the previous note from before and wrote that Bella was going to have a sleepover with Alice. Pretty soon the rest of the Cullens, and Bella in Edward's body, came down the stairs.

"Ready?" Emmett asked. Still a little ADD, "Oh look a penny!"

"Okay, let's go." Edward said. They left the house and went in the separate cars and drove on home to the Cullen's mansion.

They arrived at the huge mansion also known as the Cullen residence. All of them are tired from the recent events that have bestowed on their lives just then. Having a jealous fairy after them, and said fairy was actually collaborating with a member of their family. It was definitely not something they are used to.

They entered the house and disgust entered their faces when their eyes set on the scene before them. Carlisle and Esme were...you guess it...making out on the couch. A full on game of tonsil hockey was before their eyes. They were already at second base, and the others did not want to let them get to third. The older couple didn't even notice the group come in and continued.

"OH GET A ROOM! WHAT'S WITH MY FAMILY MAKING OUT!" Rosalie screamed. She ran up the stairs to who knows where. Emmett chased after her shortly after finally figuring out what was really going on. "Baby, it's alright, I can make out with you." Emmett said playfully as he chased her up the stairs.

After the moment everyone decided that they should go up to their rooms and rest for a little bit. Edward fell into his bed with a plop and was dead asleep. Bella and Alice decided to stay up, like they had a choice. Alice had tried to wake Edward up countless times but to no avail. Alice didn't have any guy clothes for Bella to try on, so she was really bored. Eventually she stopped trying and went to Jasper's room for who knows what.

Bella climbed into Edward's bed, as a guy of course.

(A/N: Can't forget that they are still in each others body, just a reminder.)

Bella felt tired and sleepy, but she couldn't sleep. After Alice had almost gotten her in a skirt, she felt exhausted trying to escape from Alice's evil clutches.

Slowly, she just closed her eyelids and daydreamed of her and Edward getting married. He had promised to marry her, and her wedding would come soon enough. That and her becoming one of them. She thought about how Charlie and Renee, and how it would affect them, and would they accept Edward. It was getting close to midnight and once the clock hit 12:00 she fell into a deep slumber.

In that one minute interval, they switched back. Bella into Bella's body. Edward into Edward's body. Edward shot up quickly. He rubbed his eyes and looked around him. He finally was able to sleep in about a century and it felt like heaven. His eyes fell on the pretty brunette next to him sleeping like baby. "I wonder if you would like to be human again after you turn into one of us." Edward whispered. Would Bella really want to give up being able to eat, sleep, and having a heartbeat?

He pushed the thought away and spent the rest of the night staring at his love.

The Morning

Bella slowly woke up tossing and turning. She sat up and rubbed her eyes trying to get the sand out.

"Morning."

"Hey, good morning. We're finally back in our own bodies." Bella said. She smiled, taking in every feature of her fiancé's face. He looked tired with the purple-ish bruise-looking things under his eyes. But it's a trait common among vampires. Edward caught her staring at him and smirked in amusement.

"You should try taking a picture so you won't drool in public like this." Edward said.

"Shut up." Bella said.

They locked eyes and the gravity between them pulled them closer and closer. Their lips were one inch apart. They finally locked lips and instinctively, Bella put her arms around his neck trying to make it deeper. Edward reacted quickly and pulled away.

"Bella."

"Sorry, it's a habit now." Bella said sheepishly.

"It's okay, it's happened plenty of times now, I guess I'm used to it." Edward said teasingly. It worked because soon enough, there was a pouting Bella right next to him. Edward inwardly laughed at how cute she was and went in for another kiss, another lip touching, no action kiss. Their lips met just as the door swung open.

"UGH! GO GET A ROOM! SERIOUSLY, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY FAMILY!"

(A/N: Guess who said it. It's obvious enough...it's...Rosalie!)

"We're already in a room." Edward said like a smart aleck.

Rosalie walked out and muttered something that sounded like, "damn you."

Edward again went in for another kiss and their lips met again when another interruption happened.

"EDWARD! BELLA! WAKEY WAKEY!!" Alice screamed as she charged in the room. Edward snarled like a wild beast, mad because he was interrupted once again. "Oh, sorry, did I walk in on your make out session? Oh well, just hurry up."

Alice skipped on out of the room humming "Damage."

"Let's just go on downstairs Edward." Bella said. She was afraid that Edward was going to pop a vessel. Edward grunted a yes and they went on downstairs.

Alice ran to them and grabbed Bella's hand. "Come on Bella. I'll lend you something to wear to school. We'll just drop by your house to get your textbooks and w/e."

"NOOOO!" Bella screamed. "Someone help me! I don't want to die yet!"

Everyone in the room had an apologetic look on their face.

"Haha, there's no escaping now." Alice said. "MWAHAHAHA!"

"Jasper, hurry up and stop the evil laugh!" Rosalie yelled.

Jasper used his "gift" to stop the evil laugh and Alice skipped away with Bella over her shoulder.

Bella was sent to the hell called, "Alice's Evil Dress Up Closet!" Screaming was heard all over the house and probably all over the town. Clothes were ripped off, stiff new ones were put on. Makeup was smeared everywhere, and a mask of makeup was noticeable on Bella's face afterwards. They, more like Alice, ran down the stairs. Alice was pulling a reluctant Bella.

"There, it wasn't that bad was it?" Alice asked.

"Yes, yes it was. It was torture and I never want to do it ever again. Let's just get school over with so I can wipe this paint off my face." Bella said. They started for the door and then they turned toward me, the author, and the audience.

"And that's the end of this wacky story of vampires and fairies!" All the Cullens plus Bella yelled together.

"Why did you have to torture us so?" Bella and Edward asked.

"Because it's fun." The author said.

"MWAHAHAHA!" The author and Alice laughed evilly. Jasper then used his gift to stop the fun laughter.

"Now that's the end of the story, hope you had fun reading it. Now off to torture the young couple again."

End Story(for now)

The next chapter will be the epilogue, and it'll probably be the prom. I think that they already went to a prom in the book, I think, but I'll write it here anyways! It might or might not include the troublesome Tink, who knows. Like I said, I write as I go along. Thank you for all the people who have read my story!

THERE'S STILL AN EPILOGUE! R&R!! REVIEW!!