A series of unfortunate 'sexual' events
Yugi: Hello again people and welcome to the next chapter of my weird story. If you haven't guessed by now you will realise that this chapter is focused on Ryou and Yugi so they are the next pairing!!! I'm now going to be a lazy person and watch the new anime I got which is called Prétear (it's very good but Yu-Gi-Oh! is still my no1 anime) and I will leave the authors note in the hands of my e-mail friend and fellow author PeaceSeeker so enjoy the chapter and review replies will be at the end of the chapter. Thanks and over to PeaceSeeker!!
PeaceSeeker: Hey everyone!! PeaceSeeker here! Yugi asked me to do the author's note for this chap, and I found I absolutely could not refuse this first time ever request! So here I am. :D And since I've noticed that everyone else seems to bring along a little visitor whenever they do an author's note for Yugi; I've decided to bring my own. Everyone say hello to Yuki from the anime "Fruits Basket!" Say hi Yuki!
Yuki: Ummmm, hi.
PeaceSeeker: You know, you could be a little more enthusiastic!
Yuki: Uhhh.. Sorry.(clears throat) HI EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was that better PeaceSeeker?
PeaceSeeker: Um yea, but I think that was a little too much.
Yuki: quite picky today aren't we?
PeaceSeeker: No, not normally. But for you I'll make an exception.
Yuki: Oh how sweet! I feel so loved! Now you should probably get on with the author's note before Yugi regrets ever asking you to do it.
PeaceSeeker: Yes well, I suppose your right.
Yuki: Of course I'm right. I am no doubt the most intelligent, wise, popular......
PeaceSeeker: and quite full of your self I might add....
Yuki: Hey, don't start with me today PeaceSeeker! I happen to know Marshal Arts! SO BEWARE!!!
PeaceSeeker: Oh I'm soooo scared! I'm even quivering in my boots! NOT!!!
Yuki: Alright then, BRING IT ON!! OUT SIDE, RIGHT NOW!!!!!
PeaceSeeker: So aggressive! Perhaps will get you into counselling Yuki. Well ANYWAY, On with the author's note: Yugi DOES NOT own Yugioh folks, and NEVER will. That's so sad!!!! (starts crying)
Yuki: And you think I'M the one who needs help, Sheesh! (hands PeaceSeeker a tissue)
PeaceSeeker: Thanks Yuki. You know, You can be really nice when you wanna be.
Yuki: I know. I just don't want to be most of the time.
PeaceSeeker: Hmmm.. I think someone needs a hug.
Yuki: No! Anything but THAT!! You know what happens when a girl hugs me!!!
PeaceSeeker: Its worth the consequences Yuki. You REALLY do need a hug RIGHT now. (gives a struggling Yuki a big hug)
Yuki: NOOOO!!!!!!!! (Yuki "poofs" into the Zodiac rat) Now See what you did!
PeaceSeeker: Awww... Your so CUTE!! As cute as the ham hams!! Now I just want to hug you even more! (runs to the rat, with outstretched arms)
Yuki (as rat): No! don't even think about it!! I may be a rat now, but I can still fight you!!!
PeaceSeeker: (looks at the little rat before her who has positioned himself into a fighting stance, while eyes glaring) Ahhh OK..... I think I'd better be going now, (starts to run) Anyway folks, enjoy Yugi's next chap to this great story of "A series of Unfortunate 'sexual' Events!" Bye!! (runs away completely)
Yuki: Hey get back here! You can run, but you can't hide!!!!!
PeaceSeeker: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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speech: Ryou speaking
speech: Yugi speaking
Chapter Ten: Ryou and Yugi
What a beautiful sight it was as deep shades of oranges, reds and yellows flowed gently in wilting branches against the cool, slow breeze passing through the city. The wind rustled through the trees as the sky faded into pale purples and pretty pinks as a 'young' white haired boy walked down the many streets of Domino glaring at anything that moved within his area. His brown eyes narrowed as he scowled at anything living for like Seto he had a reputation but his was to scare the living shit out of people and his main target these days happened to be the Pharaoh.
Street lights flicked on as bats danced across the sky but the real darkness was walking down the streets growling low in his throat at the failure he suffered today. All day he had spent looking for the Pharaoh but when he finally found his target it seemed his opponent was one step ahead of him. The Tombrobber snarled at a passing cat as the image of the victorious Pharaoh played in his mind, why was it Yami was one step ahead of the game each time? The answer Shadow magic. He remembered the day well for today the Pharaoh had humiliated him by pushing him in the pond that was outside the school grounds by using that cursed puzzle that hang around his neck. Why couldn't his Ring do the same? He thought this everyday but still Bakura never found out the answer but there was one weakness the Pharaoh had which he knew about. A salacious smile went across Bakura's face "hehehe Yugi..." as he walked to his home which he shared with his light Ryou thinking of ways to injure the Pharaoh deeply, after all he was Yami's oldest rival apart from Kaiba. "Watch out Yami!!! I'm coming after you...again..." and down the street he went.
Footstep after footstep he finally reached his den, or home as Ryou called it, to be greeted with sweet scenting red roses in the front yard. "I'll have to tell him to get rid of those disgusting things" he growled as a blast of shadow energy escaped his hands hitting the roses causing them to wilt "hehehe that's better" he smiled whilst rubbing his hands. Slowly he placed his hands round the door handle but noticed that the lights in the window were switched off "Weird Ryou's normally home by now????" but he walked inside anyway not expecting to hear voices coming from the kitchen. There he stood in the lounge taking off his shirt like he always did leaving him topless to recognise the voices of both his light and the another light in the other room. "Well, well, looks like I dont have to look for Little Yugi after all...hehehe." he smiled to himself as he walked towards the kitchen resting his body against the wall. "What are those two talking about?" he thought as he listened to the conversation not wanting to miss a second for some strange unknown reason. "Just like the good old days." Bakura smirked as he eavesdropped on the pair not realising the evil authoress had picked him for the next eavesdropper. Bakura now its your time to shine and eavesdrop!!!
In the kitchen with Ryou and Yugi
"So Ryou why did you invite me over then? You said it was something important."
"Oh it is Yugi!!! Very important you see I have a new thing I want Bakura to try but I wanted to test it out on you first."
"You want me to try this new thing out? Well ok then!"
"Right just stay there ok!"
"Ok!"
"Right now close your eyes."
"There closed."
"Good! Now open your mouth!"
"Mouth is now open captain"
"Rodger Sailor!! Now I'm sorry if it gets messy but you know what i'm like."
"Ok. I'll try my best to hold it all in this time!"
"Ready Yugi?"
"Ready!"
"Here it is!!! Enjoy!"
Silence was heard from the kitchen until a small moan of delight came from the kitchen. Bakura didn't care at first but when the moans became more frequent this was when he started to worry. Slowly he tried to move away but found that he was stuck to the spot which meant he was staying. Bakura sighed and continued to listen.
"Yum...ah...Ryou...th...this is so good!"
"Ah...ye...yes...Yugi this is heaven!"
"Ryou give me some more please!!"
"Of course I will my friend!"
"Ah yes...this...is it!!! More!!! More!!!"
"For such a small boy you have a large mouth."
"All the better to taste your delicacies then! please Ryou give me more!!"
"How much more?"
"Stop it you tease! This is so good!!! More please!!! more!!!"
"Ah your so sweet when you beg like that! I don't think I'm going to last much longer in this heaven."
"Ryou! I could last all day doing this for you...I want it now!!! Give it to me!!"
"Yugi this is going to be the last one and then it's over i'm afraid! the mixture will be all gone after this."
"Well i'll treasure the moment then!"
"What by sucking on it like that? If you say so."
"This is so tasty...I have to do this more often with you."
"Ah look it's all gone!"
"Oh Ra!!! That was so good! Sure you don't have any more left?"
"He won't have anything left once I'm done with him!!!"
Both boys looked at the doorway and noticed a topless Bakura staring at them, especially at Yugi with a hint of mischief in his eyes. "Bakura!! You missed it they were so tasty!". Bakura looked at the table and then back at the boys and noticed crumbs around there faces with warm cups of tea on the table. "Ryou what were you eating exactly?" questioned the yami as Yugi began to giggle at Ryou who was staring at Bakura's naked top half. "We were eating a special treat from my country which happens to be...Tea and Scones!!" smiled the hikari as Bakura sweat dropped at the sight. "Tea and Scones?" sighed the yami as Ryou nodded as a reply "Yep and you wouldn't of guessed Yugi had such a sweet tooth.". A smirk grew on the Tombrobbers face as he heard the smaller lights name being mentioned "Yugi what brings you round here then?". Yugi gulped and tried to smile back, failing badly and replied "Er no reason at all...er I best be going Ryou see you later" quickly dashing towards the door, being grabbed by Bakura on the way. The Tombrobber lowered down to the boys ear and whispered "You may thing Ryou's scones are nice but if you want the real deal come to me and i'll give you my real 'scones' sometime. Maybe Yami can join in too if he wants?" casing the boy to run out of the door.
"See you Ryou!!!"
"See you Yugi! What did you tell him Bakura?"
"Nothing. Ryou do you want to try my scones out? There fresh and creamy."
"Sure where are they?"
"Right here!"
"BBBAAAAKKKKUUUURRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(End of Chapter)
There you go another chapter done and another one on it's way! I can't believe I'm already on Chapter 10 and have over 130 reviews already!!! Thanks everyone and thanks to....
mellinde, Sami, Lia Xaragi, Aoi Dragon, jonouchi-kaiba-mokie (I liked the Pyramid of Light movie! I saw it twice in cinema and 13 times now altogether and i'm thinking about you're idea ok) Telecoi, Shy, PeaceSeeker, Hakiri-Nefertiri and Dark Artemis for reviewing my last chapter. You guys are the best!!!
Well as you know I have been asking other people to type my authors note for me and if you want to do my authors note one time then please say so in a review or e-mail me using the address which is on our profile. Speaking of authors notes thanks to PeaceSeeker for the authors note and I was wondering if jonouchi-kaiba-mokie would like to do the next authors note for me? Please e-mail me and say if you want to or not? I'll tell you the details then!
So overall I hope you enjoyed the chapter and I'm sorry if it was short but please review!!! Thats all and thanks again!
Next Chapter: 31st January!
Pairing: Male/Female (that's the only clues I'm giving from now on!)
Yugi