Paris Hilton on Supernatural... What the hell-? She kicked Dean's ass, and let me tell you that's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.

I love songs that are funny and easy to sing, like 'Drive My Car' by The Beatles, that's a fun song to sing :D And songs with the piano on them just drive me crazy, I loooooove them!

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I saw him putting another of those pills in his mouth and swallowed it with pleasure. He took a deep breath and knocked on the door. Danny, well, me, actually us, was looking as tired as usual and kind of sick, our usual friendly spirit seemed long dead by now, he was a whole different person from me. Tom opened the door and kind of forced a smile.

"Hi, dude" he said "Come in"

Danny looked all around Tom's new apartment until he laid eyes on Vicky.

"Hi, Vic" he said, his voice kind of tired too.

She looked up at him and forced an extremely fake smile, then stood up from her place in the sofa and told Tom she was going out for a walk. Danny stared at her as she left and then turned to face Tom with a very annoyed face.

"She hates me" he said.

"No, she doesn't hate you" Tom said, though I very well knew she did "She's just... A bit upset about everything"

"Don't try to fool me, she hates me"

"Alright, yes, she hates you, but just a little bit"

"You should talk about it with her, she can not treat your friends like that"

"I know, she only treats you like that"

"Oh, and you are not going to do anything about it?"

"Danny, please let's not talk about my girlfriend"

"Why not?"

"Because you get crazy everytime we talk about women"

Danny rolled his eyes and put his feet over the little table after sitting on the sofa. Tom looked at his feet for a moment and I remembered how he hated when anyone put their dirty shoes over any of his tables, but he said nothing at all and Danny, who should know this and shouldn't be doing that, didn't notice his gaze at all.

"So what did you want to tell me?"

"I was bored and thought I could come here for a while"

"Well, actually Vicky and I were... Kind of busy"

"Doing what exactly? She was just sitting in the couch... As usual"

"That's not fair, Danny"

"I mean, is she ever going to get a job?"

"I don't have one either"

"Yes, but both you and I have all the money we've earned for years with McFLY. She's using you, dude, she's done nothing in years"

"Please, cut it out, Danny, I don't want to hear that crap, alright? Jeez, you can be really annoying sometimes"

Danny let out a small smile and crossed his arms over his chest "So what were you too doing?"

"Well, we weren't doing anything yet... The thing is, we want to have a baby"

Danny said nothing at all, I even thought he'd stopped breathing, though his face was expressionless. A small giggle escaped my lips when I imagined myself playing with a little Tom. I liked kids, I'd always thought I would have my own family, with my children and a pretty wife, but that dream seemed to stupid now, love seemed so pointless.

"What?" Danny said.

"What?" Tom said confused.

"Why the hell would you do that?"

"Huh?" Tom raced an eyebrow confused "I want a family with Vicky"

"But you would ruin my plan!"

"What plan?"

"We are going to hit the road, dude! I've been thinking about it and the best way to let everybody know that the two of us are back in business, is to travel and prove them how great we can be! We'll take my car, out guitars, some money and just go"

"Oh, I think that's great, though you are forgetting about something; I've got a girlfriend"

"Well, how are you going to raise a baby if you have no money?"

"How are we going to hit the road if we have no songs?"

"We'll think about something! Oh, come on, dude, we'll have fun!"

"It's not all about fun, Danny. Vicky needs me here"

"Well, I need you too... Come on, we'll be stars again, you'll have money to go back to your pretty house and raise your pretty babies. You know you need this"

Tom ran his fingers through his hair and I watched him impatiently; Joanna was showing me how much preassure Tom was carrying lately, both Vicky and I wanted him to do different things, and Tom was just so easy to manipulate by both of us. We were messing with his way-too-friendly brain.

"Say no" I found myself saying that a couple of times, that idea just gave me a bad feeling.

"But you promise me that if I want to come back, you won't do anything about it?" Tom finally said and Danny smiled.

"I promise"

"And you promise to behave? No strip clubs or anything like that, we'll play in decent places"

"Alright, I promise"

Tom sighed "I'll talk to Vicky about it"

"Oh, sorry, I didn't know she made your choices"

"She doesn't" Tom seemed quite annoyed now and I really understood him, that guy who looked so alike to me, was so different to me in the inside, he seemed arrogant and selfish, he either didn't notice what his words meant to Tom or just simply didn't care.

"Then let's hit the road! We'll prepare some songs and then leave, alright?"

"For how long?"

"For as long as it takes us to be back in the game"

"Alright... Now go, I want to talk to my girlfriend"

"Thanks, Tom, you are the best friend someone can ever have" Danny smiled at him and Tom smiled back, though his smile wasn't the one I was so use to, it wasn't filled with happyness, there was something wrong with Tom.

"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest" Joanna said.

I turned around to look at her, I sometimes even forgot about her, I would forget that Death itself was stading behind me.

"You are so sweet" I said ironicly "Will you tell me how this all ends?"

"Your life?"

"I don't know if I care that much about mine... But what about Tom's life?..."

"Oh, you'll see" she smiled "You'll see it all"

"When will you and all this stop?"

"When you die. Well, not you, him actually"

"I wouldn't mind seeing myself dead"

"I wouldn't either" she smiled again. Damn, she was annoying.

I sighed "Let's go on"