The Allure of Jasmine
This one is completely safe! This is written in Zuko's journal, and it tells about a sudden urge that his Uncle had one day with Sokka... No, you perverts, not that! Urgh, just… read. AND REVIEW! If you don't the consequences will be most dire.
Disclaimer: Nope, I still don't own Avatar: the Last Airbender and I'm tired of writing these disclaimers all the time.
"Everyone started complaining early that morning. I must confess I joined in a bit. For Agni's sake, it was before the crack of dawn that Uncle woke us up. I know I was meant to rise with the sun, but this is ridiculous. And why did he wake us up, you ask me? The answer is obvious. For tea. Yes, tea. I know, shocking, but my Uncle realized, after waking up early in the morning and walking around camp for half and hour, that we ran out of tea the previous evening. It turned out that he hadn't slept until midnight because he kept on thinking he forgot something. Now that he found what was bothering him, he wouldn't take no for an answer; we were going straight to the nearest town to buy a much of the damn drink as we can carry on Appa. Oh joy! I can hardly wait…"
Later that day…
"This is worse than I though! The curse is spreading. Not only has Uncle wasted a large sum of money by buying a huge amount of tea, but he let Sokka sample some of that caffeine-infused stuff… needless to say, Sokka got addicted. Then, he had a little chat with Sokka about the various aspects of the culture of tea. Sokka wasn't listening most of the time, but when Uncle told him how drinking tea can help a young man bond with some ladies, Sokka started listening very carefully. Then, realizing that he had caught the warrior's attention, Uncle proceeded to explain how sharing a cup of tea provides the opportunity to talk with a girl and she can decide weather she likes you or not, and thus invite you to dinner, etc…Now all that Sokka can think about is tea. The strange thing is that Sokka invited that new warrior that was traveling with us, Suki, to share a cup with him this afternoon… hmm, I wonder. I would ask him, I really would, but he seems SO embarrassed every time I bring the subject up. Poor guy's in denial"
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