I'm sooooo sorry I haven't updated! You can shoot me. Fine. xD Nah. This is gonna be great. I didn't really know where I wanted to go from here, so I made a little Christmas Special! Heads Up: Who likes the lists of things that Emmett Cullen can't do? Well, I'm thinking about adding it to this story, but I'm not sure. Maybe I should make another one? I already have it drafted, so it'd be a One-Shot, but I kinda wanna add it here! Whadya think? Hm?

Emmett- Shit! Another lists of things I can't do?! No fair!

Jasper- Atleast I can do anything I wnat! Suckaa!

Edward- Watch it, Jasper. Or you'll be next..

Jasper- Gulp.. o-o

Bella's POV-

(3 Months Later)

Jesus! Why can't I ever get any sleep in this place! I rolled out of my bed and looked at my phone. December 25. Christmas. What kind of expensive, unneeded things will I get from the Cullen's this year? Charlie went to Billy Black's house last night. I guess he got a little Christmas Eve drunk and spent the night. Billy is my friend, Jacob's, father. Jake is a… Werewolf. Yeah. Yeah. Woop-De-Do. Anyway, the Cullen's hate 'em. It's really funny, actually. You see, Jake got really angry when he found out Edward and I were dating.. He actually grabbed a glass of wine and dropped it on his head, leaving red wine covering my love's shirt and hair.

Back to business, Jake spent the night last night, and is going with me to the Cullen's this morning… Emmett and Jasper don't know this. Lord help me.

"Bells. Breakfast!" Jacob called from downstairs. I put a sweatshirt on with some jeans, threw my hair in a messy bun, and ran down. Jake was piling a stack of pancakes onto a plate, syrup running over onto the floor. "Jake!" I yelled, getting napkins and wiping the mess. "Shit. Sorry." He rolled his eyes. I scoffed. "Can you be nice?" I asked.

"I have to go to your stupid leech's house today. I doubt I'll be nice."

"Why do I even invite you over here?!"

"'Cuz I'm awesome?"

"Shut up. If you spill syrup on the floor, you aren't awesome."

"Awesomer than that fat Cullen. Does he eat everything he sees or something?"

"Emmett has muscles! Not fat, jerk! And no. He doesn't eat EVERYTHING he sees… Just most of it."

"So I'm right."

"No you aren't!"

"Uh-huh!"

"Are you five? I don't think so."

This is how our conversations last. We always ended up arguing.

After breakfast, we climbed into my red truck and drove to the Cullen's. Alice came outside, along with Edward, who brought our presents for them into the house. Jacob grimaced. "They stink, Bella." I just glowered at him. We walked in and I saw everyone there. My eyes immediately fell to Jasper as he walked down the stairs, wearing a hideous sweater. It had diamonds and hearts over it. Alice's eyes widened in horror at the sight. "Why're you wearing a sweater?" I asked. "'Cuz it's cold?" He answered. "And you can feel cold why?" Emmett looked up from the TV. Jasper frowned, not talking for a second. "That… That sentence doesn't fit right together, Emmett." Emmett rolled his eyes. "And I'm wearing it so the dog won't look at me, much less touch me." He replied. Jake snorted, "No worries, my enemy." I rolled my eyes, and sat down next to Edward, who wrapped his arms around me. "Hello. Merry Christmas, Bella and Jacob!" Esme said, walking in with a platter of cookies. Jake didn't answer, just started stuffing his face. "Merry Christmas, Esme." I replied. She smiled at me. "CAN WE DO PRESENTS NOW?!" Emmett boomed. Carlisle sitting in a chair next to Alice, nodded. Alice and Jasper got up, went to the tree, and started passing out presents, but with their speed, it was done in a matter of seconds. "Show offs." Jacob mumbled. I smacked his arm, considering he was in arm's reach. "Shut up."

Emmett opened his present from me first. "HOLY SHIT! It's Barbie Castle 1 ½!" He wailed. Edward snorted. "Emmett needs some special help." Rosalie rolled her eyes at her husband, while Jasper fell to the floor in hysterics. Emmett just rocked back and forth, caressing the video game. Jasper went next. "Cool!" He exclaimed as he tore it open. "A Mood-Detector!" We all laughed. Alice chirped, "Bella! Why'd you get him that?" I smiled. "So he can act as if he's using it for humans. But he'll just read them and still get it right."

Carlisle got a new stethoscope from me, and Esme got a Garden-Homeowners gardening book, with a cookbook. Alice and Rosalie each got tons of nail polish, hair supplies, and makeup, and Edward got a collection of Clair de Lune CD's. Goodness. Now here's what I got. Jasper gave me a PlayStation 4, Emmett gave me 20 different games to "Get me started", Esme gave me gift cards to my favorite book store down the street. Five gifts cards, $500 on each one. Carlisle gave me a BRAND NEW LAPTOP! I told him I'm returning it. Alice gave me $3000 dollars on a check so we could have a "Shopping Spree", which means she'll use my money to just get too showy clothes for me, and Rosalie got me a very beautiful pair of 20-karat diamond earrings. But Edward's gift to me can never be forgotten. He got me a heart necklace, worth about $20,000, because it's pure gold… That he made himself. He purchased the gold, and then molded it to be a perfect heart with 'Bella' engraved on the back. It's gorgeous. I couldn't believe it. He did this for me!

Jacob didn't exchange presents with anyone. He didn't seem to care, either way. He hates me family. And they hate him. Well, Esme and Carlisle don't mind him, it's their adopted children that despise him.

That night I thanked the lord for my new presents, and my amazing family. I will always love them. Merry Christmas!

Yeah yeah, I know it's short.. I just needed to update! So sorry for the lateness! Love the people who read! R&R!