Yin: Kinda catching up on my work.
"I have appointed Lance to teach you all about your heritage." Charles spoke aloud. It had been told to everyone that they were descendants of the Greek gods. No one quite believed it, yet they had to.
"Lance?" Scott bellowed.
"Yes. It would be wise to listen to him, you will learn much."
Not much else was said. Everyone was in shock.
Lance tapped the chalkboard. "Listen up. There are twelve main Olympian gods, blah blah blah, you all know that. The top three, the Big Three, are Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades. They all made a pact after WW2 to not have anymore children with the mortals. Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately on some of your parts, they all broke that pact. Blah, blah, blah. You get the big picture."
"This is what you call teaching?" Scott argued.
"Hey, I was born to fight, not be stuck in a classroom." Lance smirked. "Just like you. That's why you are all "warriors". Fighting is in your blood."
"Hmph."
"Anyways, you all descend from a god. Or maybe several. There are even a few demis here." Lance smiled a little maniacally. "Those will be sent to the Greek demigod camp."
"Avay from here?" Kurt asked.
"Yes Wagner. Away from here. But don't worry, it is only a hour drive from here. Now, back to what I was saying. Hestia, Hera, and Artemis are sworn maidens, not to have children. But the others, including minor gods, have many children. Many. The trick to why they have so many in such a short amount of time is simple: The can take as many forms as they want. That is why many of their children are the same age."
"Gross!" Jamie yelled.
"Yes, gross. Now, any questions?"
Kitty raised her hand. "What are you?"
"I'm a minor god. Okay, that is a little weird to say."
Bobby raised his hand next. "How old are you really?"
"Seventeen."
"Seventeen hundred? Thousand?"
"No, seventeen. I am youngest out of all the deities. But my parents, Poseidon and Demeter, are around four to five thousand years old. Perhaps older."
"Gross!" A Jamie multiple said.
Lance nodded.
Yin: I have to cut it short. About time to go to bed.