Prom night.

Kurt: Will you go to prom with me?

Blaine: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PROM?

Kurt: No, fucking Antarctica.

Blaine: AHAHAHAHAHAH, hang on a second *bursts into poorly concealed fits of laughter*

Kurt: I'm getting the sense that you don't want to go to prom with me.

Blaine: What? That's crazy. Of course I want to go to prom with you.

Kurt: really?

Blaine: No. Last time I tried to go to a dance I was beat up.

Kurt: That's great! You couldn't face the bullies before-

Blaine: Actually, they were much bigger than I was and there were more of them, so-

Kurt: So you can forget about that past cowardness and face even more bullies with me!

Blaine: Brilliant.

Blaine: So yea, I'm going with just a black tuxedo and carnation. Very discrete.

Finn: Cool, I'm sure Kurt will respect that and try to fit in with you.

Kurt: Tada! I'm a cross dresser!

Half The People Watching Glee: It's a kilt!

People Who Actually Know What A Kilt Looks Like: That is not a kilt.

Burt: At this point, you are just asking for attention.

Kurt: You're right! Back me up here, Blaine!

Blaine: You understand that I like you because you're a boy, correct?

Kurt: Look. I get that you were a total coward before by running away from thugs who were beating you and not pulling out a gun and killing them, but I'm going like this. If you don't want to come, fine.

Blaine: *starting singing a song sung by a lesbian*

Kurt: Dear God, if Blaine starts "figuring out who he is again"…

Principal Higgins: Instead of doing the smart thing and randomly choosing one of the contestants to win, I'm going to read out something that will obviously really hurt one of my students!

Kurt: *flees the room in tears*

Blaine: Kurt, it's just a stupid joke.

Kurt: THERE, I GOT ATTENTION! AND DO I LOOK HAPPY TO YOU? They all HATE me! We thought just because they weren't making fun, things were different!

Everybody Watching Glee: So Blaine…are you going to like…offer him coffee or something?

Blaine: Actually, only you thought that.

Kurt: You are being incredibly unhelpful. Also apparently I have no other friends who care enough to follow me.

Blaine: Right, sorry. Want to leave?

Kurt: And not get the attention I just received? Hold your tongue. Remember, they can't touch me. Or us. Or what we have.

Blaine: Way to drag me into this. They don't even know that I exist yet.

Kurt: Hush sugar, don't wreck the moment.

Kurt: So, now's your chance. Come out.

Karofsky: Um, dancing with you is not coming out. Kissing you would be coming out. You are giving me some very mixed signals.

Karofsky: Either way, I'm out of here.

Kurt: Well, I'm alone on the dance floor. Time for a little bit of La Jazz Hot action!

Blaine: No time. I'm about to do something as unrealistic as this whole scene.

Kurt: Always have to steal the spotlight, don't you? Getting the first dance when this isn't even your prom…

Blaine: Hush sugar, don't wreck the moment.

Dancing Queen: Is playing in the background while two boys dance with each other. One boy is wearing a skirt. This is one gender confused prom all around.

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