Inspired by a scene in BATMAN: GOTHAM KNIGHT, where Bruce turns down an invitation to play poker due to 'business' (aka beating up baddies) and then this fella asks, "Blonde, or brunette?". God, if I had been Bruce, I would have puched him. For reasons, see below.

Usual disclaimers apply.


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Womanizer

It annoys me how every "I have some business to attend to" or "I have an appointment for this evening" will always get translated into "I'm seeing a hot girl tonight and we'll probably end up getting drunk and having sex and I'll burn down my house again because I'm a clumsy, spoiled, silly little brat.

I suppose they assume that simply watching television is too un-Wayne-ish. They probably can't imagine someone like me playing chess with Alfred. They certainly never think of me dressing up as a bat to fight crime.

Of course not.

I'm Bruce Wayne, aren't I?

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