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Set Ups and Weapons

Chapter 10

Itches That Need To Be Scratched

Groaning he rolled over in bed. Slowly opening his eyes he let out a pained moan.

'Fuck…I feel like shit!"

"Well you sure look like it!" Looking up he saw Temari grinning at his misery.

"Oh, go away this is your fault entirely." He whined scratching his arm.

"How is this my fault? " She eyed him suspiciously.

"Uhh…It just is." Slapping his forehead with the palm of his hand. "Kankuro you're an idiot." He mumbled under his breath. His fingers scratching his arm like crazy.

A loud tsk filled the room. "Stop scratching idiot. Here use this itch cream, Tenten brought over for you this morning. Seems she was worried about you."

"Tenten was here?!" He asked sitting up suddenly. Temari raised her eyebrow at his anxious behavior.

"Ohhh, taken a liking to her have you?"

"I…I…don't know what you're talking about. Tenten is just a…a…business partner." Giving her an annoyed look, a sneer clearly covering his lips.

"Uh huh…right…Business partner? What kinda of business would you have with a leaf shinobi?" She smirked.

"None of your damn business… nosey! " He yelled, pointing angrily to the door. "Temari get the hell out of my room!"

"Fine I'm going brat!" She scoffed walking out of the room.

'Tenten was worried about me.' He mused walking into the bathroom. Peering in the mirror he frowned.

'Just great I still have these damn hives. Oh, Temari you are so going to pay!' Getting dressed his mind filled with all kinds of evil ideas to annoy his sister. 'Maybe I should meet up with Tenten, so we can strategize.' His eyes suddenly went wide as he remembered kissing her. "Oh shit ! I really kissed her and Kami, she tasted so good.' He groaned. 'I have kissed a lot of girls but, none tasted as good as her. She tasted like cherries, but not just your normal cherries. No it tasted like those really sweet ones I remember mom bringing home in spring. He suddenly felt sad thinking of his deceased mom. He knew it wasn't Gaara's fault she died. It was that bastard of a father who was to blame. He was glad he was dead. His mind traveled back to his problem one Weapons Mistress. Why did she have to go and call his face paint by it's true name. No one ever did that. His mind going over how gentle she had been taking care of him. Her soft hands rubbing lotion on his rash. His mother use to be that gentle something that was lost on Temari who was always rough, even when trying to help. It was just the way she was and he loved her for that but he still missed those gentle ways his mother had.

'I wonder what mom would have thought of Tenten if she had met her?' Shaking his head he let out a loud groan throwing his arms up in the air.

'What the hell is my problem? I am not interested in the Weapons Mistress. It was just all that medicine that made me kiss her. Like I would fall for some stupid girl my sister set me up with!' His fingers scratching his neck.

"Damn this itches!" Moving to the wall he began rubbing his back up and down, against the wall.

"Oh yes! Yes that's it…. Ohh…. Mmm" He moaned happily as he tried to relieve the intense itch. "Mmm…that's the spot…Mmm" He was stunned when his door slammed open.

"What the hell are you doing in here?!" Temari screamed as Shikamaru stood behind arms crossed head back laughing.

"You know little brother if you are going to…well you know…" Temari mumbled the last part unable to say it. Some things about little brothers and their urges, she just could not say, it was to gross.

"Honey, I think the word you were thinking was pleasuring himself." Shikamaru snorted busting up with laughter. Temari just glared at him as she tried to hold down a baby barf.

"Shikamaru…just ahh… ewww !"She screamed in a shrill voice. Pushing her way past him, as she tried to rid her mind of her little brother.

"What?" Kankuro asked looking complete dumbfounded. "All I was doing was scratching my back. This itch is driving me crazy."

"Oh I bet you have an itch to scratch." Shikamaru guffawed . "How about instead of humping the wall and causing permanent mental damage to my fiancée… you go find a real woman." Kankuro's eye began to twitch angrily. Clenching his fists he gave Shikamaru a piercing glare.

"Dude, you are so pissing me off. The only reason I don't kill you right now is because it will make my sister cry, and I don't like to see my sister cry. Now listen up…I WAS SCRATCHING MY BACK, GOT IT ASSHOLE!" He intoned darkly, his voice coming out in a loud menacing growl.

"I am going out for a drink! Cause Kami knows, I need one after dealing with your stupidity!" He yelled loud enough for his sister to hear. Shoving Shikamaru into the wall as he walked past. Turning his head his voice low and icy.

"Don't even think of touching my sister while I am gone!" As soon as the front door slammed closed Temari was in his arms.

"Well, my troublesome woman I got him out of the house." He winked as he lifted her up carrying her to the bedroom.

"Why yes, you did my genius husband-to-be." She smiled as she ran her fingers through his hair, pulling the hair tie out. Throwing her on the bed roughly, he was on top of her before she could complain. His lips trailing kisses down her neck. Her fingers slowly unbuttoning his shirt. Pushing it off his shoulder she trailed her sharp nails down his sides causing him to moan low.

"So how long do you think he will be gone?" Temari purred as he nipped her neck.

"Oh, if I know him he will get shit faced. So we have all the time in the world. You know how long it takes for him to get wasted." He smirked as he removed her top.

"Yes my love, us Suna shinobi can drink you Leaf pansies under the table no problem." She squealed as he nipped her throat. "What it's true." She giggled as he kissed down her stomach. Her fingers threading through his dark hair.

"So…do you think he will ever figure out we you talked Shino into putting poison ivy serum on those damn stick bugs? You know I am still mad you didn't fill me in on your plan." She smacked his shoulder playfully.

"Ah…but my dear Temari if I had you would not have reacted like you did."

"You are a jerk… you know I am terrified of bugs." She pouted causing him to nibble on her bottom lip.

"I know but for it to look real I had to. Oh and to answer your question, your brother will never figure it out. As you said your brother hates doctors ever since his run in with Sasori. So he will never find out, and since Tenten is immune to poison ivy after the bad run in she had with it as a child, we have nothing to worry about." He smiled as he gazed into her crystal blue eyes.

"Now my troublesome woman, I am trying to make love to you. So be quiet about your dumb brother." Leaning in he claimed her lips silencing any more of her pesky questions.

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Now before you all started yelling. NO there will not be any lemons just small little limes.

Sorry but some stories just don't need lemon and this is one. So no flaming!!

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