Chapter 10: One Man's Meat Is Another Man's Girlfriend Part 2

The next morning finds Larry up at 8 AM. He usually slept in with Kate on a Saturday but due to the new "Training Regimen" with Roy well. As a part of his training Harry had to be fit as well so he was running too.

Larry huffed as he ran with Roy along the street of the compound. "That's it. That's it Larry." Roy encouraged the overweight white. "Get your rabbit. Get your dinner." You see, Larry was running with a very big stick attatched to his hips that went out a foot ahead of him. Attached to the stick on the other side, was a bunny rabbit. But this was no ordinary bunny rabbit. He was the trainer from hell.

"YOU THINK YOU CAN EAT ME? STEP ON IT MAGGOT!" The rabbit yelled in Larry's face. "GET YOUR REAR IN GEAR! MOVE IT FAT BODY! OR I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND DROP PELLETS DOWN YOUR NECK!" The trainer was annoying Larry like no other being had ever done before. "HUSTLE UP! PICK 'EM UP AND SHOVE 'EM DOWN! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! YOUR A-"

"Okay." Roy said as the limo riding ahead of them stopped and popped open its trunk revealing bottles of water. "Water break."

"Oh thank god." Larry said as he breathed heavily.

"YOU LAZY ASS PANSY! YOUR THE REASON WE LOST IN VIETNAM-" The bunny from hell was interrupted by Roy who shoved a water bottle in his mouth to shut him up as if he could hear him. "Ya. That's a good rabbit." He cooed. "You want your water?"

"I thought bunnies where supposed to be all cuddly." Harry muttered as he gave Larry a drink of water from a separate water bottle.

"I usually just eat them."

"Didn't we have a babysitter who mysteriously vanished when she demanded a higher rate of pay?" Harry asked curiously remembering the bitchy bunny nanny who used to babysit him and hunter when the others went to a school meeting of some kind for Sierra.

"Well...she was a bitch." Larry said in his defense. "And she had no family or friends so its not like anyone misses her." He reminded the human.

Snack twisted the top of gnome off from the inside on the curb. "Larry." He said as he popped up. "Thank god. I got an emergency! I'm making a mix tape for my girl. Should Sexual Healing come before or after Sad Eyes?

"Always...finish...with Marvin." Harry gasped out as Snack turned to him when he started talking for Larry

"Exactly." Larry managed to gasp out in agreement.

"Of course." Snack said in realization as he looked like he just realized something. "How about we get together with you and Kate for a drink tonight? I really want you two to meet her."

"Ready for round 2!" Roy called back. Larry grimaced.

"Feel the burn Lar. See ya tonight." Snack said as he went back inside the gnome

"And now, two dozen wind sprints." Roy said eagerly to the boy and lion who both groaned in their own way.

"But so tired..." Larry complained as Harry started. "So hungry..."

"You got a problem sweet cheeks?" The rabbit demanded as he hung in front of Larry again. "CAUSE I WILL STICK MY LUCKY FOOT UP YOUR BACK SIDE! CHEW OFF YOUR MAN EGGS AND SEND THEM TO YOU NEXT YEAR IN AN EASTER BASKET!"

"To be clear." Larry started as he started sprinting. "Your not actually in the military right?"

"I DON'T CARE IF YOU HATE ME!" The rabbit snapped. "I HAVE 110 BROTHERS AND SISTERS WHO LOVE MY FLUFFY ASS!"

Later, Larry was hating the diet with a passion as he chomped on a carrot with distaste. "This diet sucks! I'm a giant carnivore! Not Lora Flynn Boyle." He complained to Kate who was reading a romance novel. "In fact I could go for a Lora Flynn Boyle right about now."

"Mom." Sierra said as she came in while flossing her fangs. "Dad, can Justin come over tonight?"

"Oh, is he that boy without a weiner? If so then yes. Absolutely." Larry teased his daughter.

Harry and Hunter where playing a card game on the tv. Harry flipped a card face up. "I'll see your trap and raise you with one of my own." He said as one of Hunter's 4 monster was destroyed by Sakeretsu Armor destroying it and Saving Harry's last monster.

"I guess I end my turn." Hunter said pressing a button and Harry's player glowed signaling it was his turn.

"I draw." Harry drew from his own deck of cards. And now I'll use my Hunter of Black Feather's Special Ability. When you have two or more monsters of the same type I can take one of them and...destroy it! Go! Sun Ball Burst!" The winged creature on the screen formed a small sun in its hand and threw it at one of Hunter's machines. The more powerful one. "Now I Summon my level four Gagaga Magician in attack mode. And now I'm going to Overlay Gagaga Magician with my Hunter of Black Feathers! And Exceed Summon Number 39! Utopia! From my Extra Deck in attack mode!" He put the the black colored card on the scanner with slots for five monsters and spell/trap cards on the bottom that was hooked with Hunter's on and connected with the screen. "Now I'll destroy your Cyber Dragon!" Utopia flew at Cyber dragon on the tv screen and slashed it to pieces. "My turn ends."

"Sierra." Kate said. "You know your not allowed to have boys over while your father and I are out of the house." She walked off to talk to the teenage lioness.

"What is it about meat that makes it so delicious?" Sarmoti teased Larry as he carried with him a plate of raw steaks and a bottle of Steak Sauce. "Mmm." He dangled one in front of Larry. "And with MY metabolism I can eat and eat and never gain an ounce! Do you think there's a god Larry?" The old lion asked.

"Grandpa." Harry warned from the TV as his newest card Number 17: Leviathan Dragon monster destroyed Hunter's last defense with its Sonic Shredding Stream attack. The two Exceed Monsters floating in front of Harry's character on the screen.

"Sarmoti rolled his eyes. He knew the kid didn't like how he teased Larry so much. "He slurped the steak into his mouth and chewed it up as he walked away.

Larry's stomach growled in protest. He looked around and saw all different kinds of food. From cheeseburger, to pizza, to...a herbivore neighbor. He grabbed the bottle of steak sauce and started toward the window.

"What are you doing?" Kate asked suspiciously.

"Nothing." Larry said quickly.

"Larry, I want you to stay away from the edible neighbors." Kate told the dieting lion. "Hi Carol." She waved to the antelope outside. "Seriously." She continued. "Carol is head of the PTA and a good friend. If you ate her, I'd be humilated."

"I'd never eat her!" Larry protested.

"Oh yeah? That's what you said about the nanny."

"Hey, she was treating the kids bad and she was a bitch." Larry defended himself. "And I'm pretty sure she was stealing from us."

"Just be careful okay?" Kate asked. "Your a lion on a diet. I'll see you later." She said as she left for her book club.

"I win!" Harry said eagerly as Hunter's Life Points dropped to zero.

"Anything for one Numbers monster!" Hunter pleaded.

"Never!" Harry ran to his room with his cards to hide them in his lock box. Everyone who played the game at school wanted them.

To be continued...

Hope you guys enjoyed the mention of the new XYZ monsters from the Yugioh Trading Card Game. I wish they had made something like what I mention here. Its a kind of scanner system that scans the cards and plays them on the TV using the database of cards in the system. if you don't have it, you can't play it.

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